Historia is not too interested in this. Perhaps it is because there are no relatives of the witch alive. The last batch of theoretically close relatives of her were also exchanged for the Sleeping Witch and thus obtained the identity of the Cat Lamp Witch.
.
"It's not a big secret worth covering up, or even a secret. If anyone watches the live broadcast of the Good Sisters Cup, they can also find that the competition system is being restructured this time," she said.
Jiang Han looked at her and could roughly guess what she was thinking from her eyes.
"You're not interested?" Jiang Han asked.
"It's not that I'm not interested..." Shia said in a roundabout way.
"So you don't want to go with me and Du Lingxuan?" Jiang Han asked.
"..."
Historia puffed up her cheeks, stretched out her hand to pinch Jiang Han's face and said at the same time:
"Damn it, didn't I say I wouldn't go?"
"Oh." Du Lingxuan, the sleepless giant cat witch, said gloomy words with a warm smile, "The less I want to do something, the more I have to talk about it."
It is roughly confirmed that Historia will not go.
"Don't you want to go because you have something to do? Or is it because you can't make time for the holidays?" Du Lingxuan asked.
Shia's little feet swayed and hummed: "If it's not fighting, it doesn't mean much. For me, how can I put it... I'm just a witch who is born to be unable to enjoy this kind of entertainment competition. Most of the time, daily life is enough.
It’s entertaining. Of course, you will still watch it, the program itself is part of the entertainment.”
Jiang Han could barely accept this reason.
After all, Shia told the truth that she didn't like it, not that she couldn't make time during the holidays... The witch has all kinds of golem magic, and she can do it if she insists on making time. Therefore, Jiang Han hopes even more
What I heard was the complete truth, just like this.
As they were chatting about the Good Sisters Cup and signing up, a burst of salty aroma and the special scent of spring fish came.
Lu Jieshan was bathed in the fragrant white mist and walked up carrying three large wooden plates. The plates were covered with wooden dinner plate lids with a cute Q version of the witch's portrait on them.
"Your set meal."
Jiang Han couldn't wait to open the lid of the dinner plate, and the delicacies inside made the cat greedy.
On a wooden plate, the head, tail and boneless spring fish are processed in three ways. First, it is grilled with salt and charcoal. Second, it is pan-fried and crispy and served with tempura-like raisins. Finally, the fish belly is mixed with
The fish meat is picked out and grilled over a low fire with garlic hoisin sauce. Each portion is generous! And the condiments are also provided, including beautifully carved pickled radish and small balls of kimchi as appetizers.
There is one detail here that makes Jiang Han completely feel the considerateness of a scumbag.
She closed her eyes, sniffed and asked:
"Were the pickled radish and kimchi put in last?"
Very refreshing taste.
Lu Jieshan raised her eyebrows and laughed first:
"You do know how to eat."
Then solve the puzzle:
"Appetizers like this must not be placed on the plate at the same time as hot dishes. They must be put in after all preparations are made, and the time it takes to serve them cannot exceed one minute, otherwise the heat will destroy the refreshing and delicious appetizers.
It’s easy to pickle, and the flavors of kimchi and pickled radish are easy to pick up.”
Being attentive in everything is an essential skill for a top-notch scumbag.
Jiang Han picked up the knife and fork.
After a little taste, she had to start coveting her good sisters’ recipes:
"It's so delicious, sister, have you ever considered teaching this dish to the giant cats?"
"Delicious!" Du Lingxuan commented.
Historia tasted a little bit reservedly, and then tasted a little bit more. In the end, she ate faster than Jiang Han and Du Lingxuan. The ghost witch never lost when it came to cooking. She ate extremely fast, almost in the blink of an eye.
It ate up all the spring fish in no time.
This kind of performance is the highest praise for a chef, which made Miss Lu Jieshan put on a mysterious smile and leisurely lit her pipe and took a sip.
Jiang Han looked at her with a plan in mind.
"Lu Bao, are you busy next week?" she asked.
"As long as you make an appointment with me, I will be free anytime and I will have nothing to do. There is only one condition, as long as you make an appointment with me." Miss Lu blew out a smoke ring.
This kind of woman is a typical scumbag type. She always speaks words of love that seem to be genuine and sincere in a careless tone, but in fact she is really a fool.
Jiang Han kept smiling:
"Good Sister Cup, have you ever heard of it?"
"Oh? About that competition, I heard that the rules seemed to have been changed recently... but I don't know much about it. What's wrong? Are you looking for me about this cup competition?" Lu Jieshan said.
Snapped!
Jiang Han clapped his hands, raised the corners of his mouth, and had a look of extreme joy on his left and right faces:
"That's it. We originally planned to go with Historia..."
She pointed at the pharaoh's giant cat witch who was wiping her mouth gracefully, and said thoughtfully in a regretful tone that made it difficult to hear anything wrong:
"You see, she seems to have something to do and doesn't really like this type of competition. Of course, she will still cheer for us two sisters mentally... But the mental cheer can't make up for the fundamental problem that we are two short of one, so...
"
Du Lingxuan heard that Jiang Han wanted to kidnap the cook to cook for them in the arena, and quickly helped:
"Sister Shang Ruo, if you come, you will perfectly fill the vacancy of Xia. To be honest, this ghost cat is always stretching his crotch."
As soon as Xuan Bao opened his mouth, he stepped on her, but thanks to Xiya's big heart (relatively), she just gave the cat a paw on the butt.
Pia's voice.
Xuanbao's plump figure trembled slightly, including her fleshy thighs wrapped in orange pantyhose.
This move was so extraordinary that it made Miss Lu look straight in the eye.
This guy's performance suddenly made Jiang Han spit in his heart:
Mother, Xipi! If I had known that Shapi, Gao, had the temperament of a hungry ghost, sister, I would not have pretended to be reserved.
It's all because Miss Lu behaved like such an excellent and high-quality woman that Jiang Han subconsciously ignored the possibility of using this trick directly.
"Two are missing one? To be honest, sisters, I have long wanted to form a team of three to play together. Since the sisters have invited us, let's..." Lu Jieshan's fall was no slower than Anjie's.
Shia looked on with a smile and said suddenly:
"The spectators outside the venue should be able to come over and have something to eat, right?"
Jiang Han rummaged through the rule book:
"There is no express prohibition, but it is still in several combat competitions...but we don't participate in that either."
"Then what are you participating in?" Lu Jieshan quickly entered the role.
Jiang Han touched the corner of his mouth and said proudly:
"We participate in fishing and shrimping tournaments."
Counting two cats and one witch who was born as a fisherman, the fishing and shrimp fishing teams are not incomparable!