"Meow! The cat is going to give the big cat a score, meow!" What landed on the deck of the empty motorboat was a rare sea forest cat lantern. This kind of cat lantern is good at planting trees and building nests underwater, and almost only
Appears in various lakes in the witch's sky island and in the underground river of the sky island. She has a rare short furry beard and long ears like the tentacles of a lantern fish, hanging down and shining, and her cat tail is as short as a hair ball.
It has a pair of leather wings and is extremely flexible in the water.
Jiang Han stepped forward and gave the judge cat a good rub:
"Meow, if the cat doesn't give the big cat a good score, the big cat will stuff the kitten into the washing machine, meow."
Hailin Cat Lantern's eyes widened, and the light in its ears began to flicker and dim.
After friendly negotiations and full communication.
Hailin Maodeng finally gave Jiang Han a little hint and selected his favorite fish from the one or two hundred fish they caught and put in the water bubble:
"Cats like this! Cats give it, cats give it..."
Her eyes were rolling, and the mainly black fur flashed with golden and red lines representing life. This transformation of cats' terrestrial energy made them natural ocean druids.
He sniffed the fish again:
"The cat gives nine points and three points (out of ten), meow!"
Jiang Han took a note and wrote down the scores without any intention of cheating. Although she could use various tricks, she would stop consciously when it came to scores. This is one of the instincts of a witch, just like playing golf with Tom Cat.
It's the same as in any of the episodes. When someone is watching, he will keep track of his score.
"Nine point three, can't you give me more?" Jiang Han complained as he wrote.
The light of Hailin's cat lamp suddenly became brighter, and the cat puffed up its chest (the whole cat bulged) and meowed loudly:
"Only worthy of nine point three! Meow!"
Even if you use a washing machine, you can't threaten to get more points. This is the ethics of Cat Light, never compromise on delicious food (except when you are hungry).
The ethics of the witch and the cat lantern can be said to be mysterious. They are very low when no one is around, but extremely high when there are people around.
Jiang Han wondered if this instinct-like thing had any basis for its existence? Or was there nothing outside the high wall?
She once read a book that classified human races, among which the workers were the lowest class of society. When they were taken out of the breeding room (yes, like growing crops instead of giving birth to babies), they were born as babies.
The baby will be placed in a room with flowers and books, and the babies will have a great time playing with the flowers and books.
First there was a piercing alarm that scared them to tears.
Then there's the electricity in the floor that gives them the pain.
Flowers and piercing alarms; books and stinging electricity.
After many such behaviors, these workers will develop a fear of the suburbs and a hatred of books, thereby solidifying and domesticating a class.
Of course, not all the things in it can be taken seriously, nor can the behaviors in it be taken seriously, but the meaning behind it made Jiang Han think about whether witches also have similar domestication and solidification, and whether they also have a [their own time]
A genetic chain that allows you to do whatever you want and abide by the rules in front of outsiders?
But witches do cause conflicts and quarrels in all aspects of life, and even small-scale witch fights occasionally occur.
I'm afraid no matter how powerful a social psychologist is, they can't explain where their contradictory but not completely contradictory characters come from. Why do such collective witches have such individualized characteristics?
Jiang Han couldn't explain it, she was just a witch.
"..."
"Meow, six points, no more, meow!"
Another judge cat lantern flew up, this time it was a skeletal cat lantern with a surprisingly long tail. This cat lantern will have the longest tail among cats after it becomes a giant cat lantern! I love eating ghost fish. There are in this lake,
But Jiang Han and the others didn't catch it.
Without the ghost fish, this black-red cat lantern would be dissatisfied with its long and fluffy cat tail. However, this cat is a bad-tempered cat who talks bad and does not mean what he means... The skeleton cat lantern has all kinds of bad tempers...
This cat also chose the most delicious fish called red-flame flounder, which is also called red-flavored flounder.
It tastes like grilled tough fish. It only needs to be seasoned with chili pepper. The meat is tender and tough, and the sauce is delicious!
Rare fish, very delicious.
No matter how you say it, it can get an evaluation of more than eight points. If you meet a cat lamp judge who loves to eat this kind of fish, it is estimated that it will get a score of nine points and five points!
Jiang Han could tolerate these meows giving him low marks, if there really wasn't the fish they liked to eat.
But she couldn't tolerate this kind of thing, "You meow meows while giving low scores and taking away the most delicious fish!", and the bad temper of the corpse cat lamp is outstanding among all cats. If
I really want to hang this kind of cat on a tree!
——It is a pity that once the Bone Cat Lantern evolves into the Giant Bone Cat Lantern, it will have the characteristics of [Fight to the Death] and [The more you fight, the braver it becomes] that all cats and witches covet.
Faced with this bad cat who doesn't know the heights of the world and the power of its claws, the Misty Fairy Cat has to use its special abilities again.
She walked over, grabbed the chubby skeletal cat lamp, and rubbed it hard:
"If the kitten doesn't give the big cat good marks, the cat will hang the kitten's tail on the electric fan!"
The Mist Giant Cat used the [Negotiation] skill!
"Meow ow ow!"
"I also took the red-flamed fish that the cat was going to eat for myself! This is a super delicious fish!"
"Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow..."
After a reasonable argument, Jiang Han finally got a somewhat satisfactory score from the corpse cat lamp:
"Cat, cat, give it eight-six! No more, meow!"
I finally gave a real evaluation of this cat lamp, which is not easy.
Jiang Han then let her go.
The next step is to continue to catch the judges and ask them to give their evaluation.
Through various methods, Jiang Han obtained the lowest evaluation from the cat lamp judges, which was a six points.
They're all roughly the same.
When you meet honest cats, let them choose the fish they like. This will give them a [favorite bonus].
When you encounter a bad cat, ask the Mist Fairy Giant Cat to give it a good talk.
If you encounter a cat lantern with a bad temper and a record of misdeeds like the corpse cat lantern, you will need to be punished!
Finally, there are some unrepentant meows, cat lanterns that are so proud that they don’t even give face to giant cats, such as the gray claw cat lantern. This kind of cat has the trait of [Angry Cat], and the morale bonus has been changed to a rage bonus.
The angrier he is, the higher his morale will be! He also has a very good character and will not shed tears even when he reaches the Yellow River.
This kind of cat lantern cannot use the Diplomacy skill to get a good score.
Jiang Han's solution is to give this kind of cat a small cup of [Heavy Cat's Wrath].
