The story of Maomao is not complicated, it is just a very simple story of "how I became a cat lantern witch".
After Ovelia lifted the ban on [Cat Lantern Witch Job Change], Jiang Han could finally tell these things as stories. As for the previous stories, they were all stories about Mouse Han and had nothing to do with Mao Mao Han.
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With the high mystery bonus and the hidden blessing of the cat lantern, this story still received unanimous praise.
Then comes the story of Dorothy Jordan.
"Sisters, my story may be a bit exciting. Are you sure you want to hear it?"
Dorothy's face became increasingly blurred in the cigar smoke, making it difficult to see her expression clearly.
Jiang Han sniffed: "Of course."
Sophia hugged her shoulders: "The most outrageous story I have ever seen is the story told to us by the castle owner. She told a story about the undead suture monster created by Angelette. It was very disgusting and scary, probably
It's because she wanted us to hate Anjie even more, so she added a lot of things to it."
Hey, no wonder Yi Daiyu was beaten up by Anjie. It is normal for top anti and anti-fans to be beaten violently. It is also normal, especially when Angelite is such a stingy person. It is really normal.
thing.
"Then I said it."
Dorothy put down her cigar and clasped her hands together: "Let me tell you a story about why I entered the ranks of competition witches. When I was about six years old, my mother and I were scavenging on a battlefield. You know, just
Those things that witches do, pick up some bones, pick up some hearts, dig out some flesh and blood, and go home to make ritual items. Oh, by the way, you also have to dig out some eyeballs. You also know that our American witches especially like to get some eyeballs for casting spells.
Material."
No, no, no, I don't know at all.
Jiang Han came into contact with the barbaric witch culture for the first time, and his expression was a little stiff.
Instead, the cute-looking Sophia nodded: "Yes, the American Witch has this habit, which leads to the fact that every time the corpses are transported to the Ghost Castle for recovery, they are basically mutilated... Our Zombie Witch over there
The Stitch Witch and the Stitch Monster are very disgusted with your behavior, and you know that they have to collect organs to steadily improve themselves."
Jiang Han had a sullen face.
Dorothy slapped her thigh happily.
"Ha, Zombie Witch, she is very classy. Let me tell you, even though Zombie Witch's skin is pale, it is moisturized because she uses skin care oil every day..."
"I'm off topic, sisters! I'm off topic!"
Jiang Han stopped the gang leader's attempt to enter an unknown territory.
"Oh, yes."
Dorothy shook her head and grabbed the cigar again: "Where did I say...ah, my mother."
"One day we went to a folded space cave called the Flesh Garden to look for materials. The blood was stinging, and then my mother unfortunately fell into an ecological flesh and blood digester. I didn't learn any rescue spells, I didn't learn
Through any spell that can create a staircase, there is no way I can pull her out of the blood pool."
...Jiang Han had already thought of that disgusting scene and pressed his belly.
This kind of flesh and blood digestion tank is called a "low-end production base of the insect swarm" in a more elegant way, but in the popular language of the witches, it is a "cesspit".
Sophia's smile also disappeared, probably she didn't expect it to be so disgusting.
"..."
"Then?"
Jiang Han endured the discomfort and asked.
There's no way, they asked Sister Dorothy to say it, so they can't just ignore it halfway, right?
"Then? Then I woke up."
Dorothy said: "I used magic to separate the blood pool and pulled up my mother who found a sinful ruby from the blood pool, although she had already digested half of her body, half of her eyes and most of it.
Hair, it can be solved with just a restoration technique."
She wiped her eyes: "What a good mother, isn't she? Well, that sinful ruby is worth ten thousand. She bought me a brand-name space bag, and then bought another one for herself. Finally, we had a super meal
After a big meal, I still have money to pay school tuition and rent a super luxury travel tent for two months. Haha, I don’t have to go to the lounge of a high-end club for two months.”
"What a wonderful day." Dorothy rubbed her eyes again.
"..."
Jiang Han couldn't say a word for a long time. This may be the freest mother and daughter in the world.
"Didn't you say that your family is well off?"
"That's right."
"Then you and your mother are still homeless? And it sounds like your mother is still a single mother?"
"Of course, you should know that there is a kind of leaf called dragon hemp over there... It will make us witches fall into a state of allergy to illusions. Once again, my mother returned home with a few eggs in a daze.
I put it in the eggbeater, but found that I was still an egg that might hatch, so I stuffed it back into the refrigerator."
Dorothy's birth was quite difficult.
Jiang Han discovered once again that there are still relatively few families with native mothers like him, and most of the witch families are weird... Oh, Xuanbao's family is also relatively happy and happy.
"But after this kind of thing, my mother finally became serious. Or mature..."
When you mature, you still take your daughter around and don’t stay in the family?
Jiang Han complained silently in his heart.
"She took me to all the great places in America and to a lot of cities. Although she couldn't afford for me to go to college, our family is indeed quite powerful, even though they made it clear that they didn't want to go to college again.
If you accept my mother, we can sneak into the university to attend lectures without being grabbed by the collar and thrown out."
Dorothy paused: "We were sitting on the bus once and actually wrote a paper together, ha."
"There are little witches who play around on the road and are not doing their job properly. Maybe my mother used to be that kind of witch who is not doing her job properly. Learning is a happy thing, and knowledge is a priceless treasure... It will not be too late for my mother to wake up. So I and I
She was admitted to Annabel College (a school funded by the great witch Agatha) together, and became a mother and daughter classmate, haha!"
"But they are indeed at an age when they are not doing their jobs properly. Witches have matured since they started smoking cigars and pipes, hahaha!"
Jiang Han couldn't help but sigh that the witch is different and doesn't regard 'valet parking' as the most complicated job in the world, hehe.
Even when wandering, I never forget to learn.
Jiang Han touched his chin: "So you learned all your dueling skills while wandering?"
"Indeed."
Dorothy puffed her cigar and laughed loudly: "I was only fifteen years old at that time, and I had already fought against Agatha!"
"She let you do activities?"
"No, she went all out and beat me 13 to 0, hahaha, a merciless witch!"
...The witch is also a creature of the "Fuck nm's duel dream" type.
