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Chapter 357: Ao Mao Han Meow

If a witch doesn't express her position, even if she knows that she agrees in her heart, she still has no confidence.

A promise that is not made has no effect as promised.

Jiang Han was unwilling to leave the future to such uncertainty and uncertainty, so he forced Ovelia to speak.

"Please, give me an accurate answer?"

"snort."

Ove's chin was raised so high that one couldn't help but reach out between her chin and throat.

Just do it if you think of it!

Jiang Han put his hand up and successfully got the boss cat to roll his eyes.

It feels warm to the touch, which seems to be because the body temperature of long-haired cats is inherently high.

"Just tell me, I can only rely on you for my affairs in Hades!"

She scratched it twice more with her hands.

It's really like a cat lantern, Ovie's chin.

It's soft and soft, and you can't really tell it's a little fleshy.

Obviously from this perspective, she is an incomparably slender and beautiful girl, the kind that always makes people worry that two mountains will crush her own waist.

Well, sometimes it is as soft as a cat lantern.

Two more times...

Come again...

"Meow!"

Ovie slapped Jiang Han's hand away with a look of disgust, and her cat ears flopped softly on her head. At the same time, her big tail with the amount of hair that cats envied, swung gracefully.

"I agreed."

She yawned, stretched out her hand with a look of disgust, and rubbed Jiang Han's cat ears in retaliation: "If you have a problem, I will take you to the underworld to borrow their forgetfulness water. Meow, I have a lot.

I haven’t robbed them in years. You should leave some share for me, and prepare two security guards for me to rob them, meow aww.”

"oops."

Jiang Han stretched out his hand again: "As expected of the boss cat, his status in the world is really high!"

"..."

The boss cat originally wanted to snort, but when he realized that he had a cat-like smile, he simply said calmly and proudly: "Yes, although I haven't been in action for a long time, the super famous brand that has been operating from a hundred years ago to today'

Van Waal's wand brand has not canceled my membership, meow, this is a status symbol, have you learned it, kitten?"

"Oh, how can I have such a status?"

"Let me think."

Ove showed a "cat is thinking" expression, which is the kind of state where a cat suddenly stops while walking, eyes wide open, and its tail does not move.

"There was a store that wanted to cancel my gold membership because I slept with it for more than three years. Then I got angry and went to the store. Sure enough, I'm still a little angry when I think about it now, but I paid the bill honestly.

Money, I honestly ask cats to deliver my money bag to me every month, just because I don’t come to the door is like canceling my qualification certificate. Although I understand that it is part of brand marketing, but I don’t like it.

Just find an excuse to deal with her boss!"

"What a spontaneous cat."

Jiang Han smiled and touched the big cat's chin again: "But it's really thanks to you that I killed that kind of economic impetuousness."

Ovie enjoyed Jiang Han's massage proudly. (To a cat, scratching the chin is a massage)

The Witch has experienced a very prosperous era, and it has continued, just like 'the country that invented the first Industrial Revolution unexpectedly gave birth to the Second Industrial Revolution while taking all the dividends', the Witch has grown from the feudal dynasty to

Moving towards the industrial age, then into steampunk, then into diesel punk, and now into today's nuclear punk (in Jiang Han's view, the magic is pollution-free nuclear energy), there has been almost no hardship.

Both wars were civil wars.

While fighting internally, we never lost externally.

Under this situation, the witch society naturally produced the prosperity of the bubble economy era. What is even more frightening is...the bubble is not a bubble, but the resources and productivity obtained by squeezing other races.

What has been catalyzed is an almost pathological consumer culture, which is also normal.

For witches, madness is the norm, and this state is abnormal!

When civilization is about to fall, great men will always stand up.

‘Press the accelerator’, or ‘Press the brake but not forcefully enough’.

But for witches like Ovelia, it’s completely effective for them to apply the brakes. If it doesn’t work, ‘just hit!’.

"But this method may not work for me. After all, I'm not as strong as you."

Jiang Han waved his hand and smiled.

"But Boss Cat, is your status so high because of your close relationship with Hades? I heard that the selection of civil servants in Hades depends on your suggestions."

"It's a matter of course."

Ovi said: "I am quite proficient in this aspect, and Hades is indeed very close to me. Cats also admire me, so I arranged for the cats to work in Hades, which can be regarded as leaving them.

Road……"

At this point, she seemed to want to raise her chin seriously, but found that she was still smiling proudly, so she meowed and said with a smile: "Properly handled, help is not just for a moment, but also for a moment."

The important thing is, it’s better to teach a cat to fish than to give it fish!”

The last sentence is said in a foreign language, and it probably means that it is better to teach a fish to fish than to teach it a fish, but Ovi will habitually change the subject to "Katie" when speaking, which means cat.

The more interesting thing to say is that the pronunciation of "meow" is not "miao/ao", but "Niaao!" connected together.

This little common sense is also important information for identifying whether many witches can really speak a few words of cat lantern language.

Jiang Han picked up the coffee and took a sip.

"Meow!"

so bitter!

She frowned.

Ovi showed a rare gentle smile: "Oh, she is really a little girl."

She said: "A guy who can't even drink bitter coffee is just an immature person."

"Then you drink?"

"Meow, no."

"?" Jiang Han trembled his lower lip and finally spit out those two words, "Question mark?"

Ove chuckled, folding his arms as if he didn't deserve a beating.

"I hate bitter tastes. Life is bitter, so I want sugar."

Sometimes the boss cat can say this kind of lines willfully, and he is very handsome.

Jiang Han thought.

If the boss cat didn't like to hold a lollipop in his mouth when saying this kind of thing, he would appear to be a 13 or 14-year-old woman despite the appearance of an elegant bad woman, but he would still write "favorability towards friends" on the computer like this.

Content of things teenage girls do.

Maybe it will be more handsome.

Not sure.

Jiang Han tilted his head and sighed.

"Speaking of which, it seems we haven't confirmed the Erin Cup doubles match yet?"

She asked: "Although we have registered for the preliminaries, if we don't confirm it, we won't be able to play?"

"It has been confirmed a long time ago."

Ovi snorted: "The cat's cat saw the confirmation stall when he was walking with other cats, so he asked the cat if he wanted to help. The cat naturally asked the other cats to help confirm, and Eileen and the others also recognized this.

result."



It's really amazing that the word "cat" that represents "me", "she" and "her friend" can be used clearly and clearly in one sentence.


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