"Didn't you say that Erin hasn't been that fond of this joke all along?"
Jiang Han was a little confused.
Anyway, after Irene was sanctioned by Xiabao once, it was almost a breach of defense.
First, little Irene was hysterical and drank five boxes of Big Cat tobacco with Sharon Curie who came to watch the show. Even Sharon said with tears in her eyes, "Sisters, stop smoking, it's not good for your health."
Then he retaliated by eating about half a ton of the luxurious food set. Even Jiang Han said, "Sisters, don't eat. Eating too much is bad for your health."
In his last breath, he drank a large amount of chocolate worth 60,000 to 70,000 yuan, which made Eve Hudgens faintly suggest that "too much sweets are bad for your health."
This is a complete subversion of the image of the little lady.
I even drank two large bottles of Heavy Cat's Fury and didn't meow all the way.
No wonder some witches have been spreading rumors, saying that Eileen's bloodline is not entirely the blood of the great European nobles, but also partly comes from the Slavic race.
In short, "blind treasure" is a defense-breaking word for little Irene.
Jiang Han didn't expect that Irene would suddenly hook up with Alesha.
"It is said that she has never liked it."
Chen Ligu took a breath and put down the milk glass. She frowned and said, "When can I drink some exciting drinks?" Then she sighed and said, "But Irene feels that this move will bring her a lot."
fans, in fact, this is also the case..."
"How much more?"
"About 650,000 fans."
"Pfft!"
Jiang Han squirted out the Moon Sugar wine and wiped the corners of his mouth: "Excuse me?"
"It's more than 650,000. Irene is very popular all over the world. Let me use an analogy. A third-tier screen star witch suddenly goes crazy and wants to donate her body to become a bodhisattva. Her popularity may only be 20,000 to 30,000 fans (
The quality of Witch's fans is very high, just think of a lot of country squires who have plenty of money...), but even if Anjie says, "The baby needs coffee tomorrow," she can gain six or seven thousand followers, and receive a lot of money.
Six or seven coffee shop advertising notices.”
Chen Ligu said: "Not to mention something as interesting as the official recognition of the theory of 'Little Blind Baby and Big Ai Bao'."
"He is truly an operational genius, so awesome!"
Jiang Han touched his belly and began to think about how much money he could receive every week if he had such fans.
"Hanmaomao, you have your own advantages. Besides, don't compare with these witches."
Chen Ligu comforted Maomaohan.
He reached out and touched the other person's cat tail, feeling the comfortable feeling.
He turned his head to the side and met those ice blue eyes.
Look at each other and smile.
She understands Maomao Han. Although he doesn't seem to have a bad temper, he is usually cute and easy-going, but deep down he has a typical impatient witch personality that says, "I want to get this done, and I'll get it done this evening!"
Setting ambitious goals is a good thing, but setting a goal that is too ambitious will only bring stress.
Chen Ligu knows this deeply.
She wanted to divert Maomaohan's jealousy and curiosity, and protect her as a friend.
"By the way, are you free tomorrow?"
"Tomorrow?"
Jiang Han showed a thoughtful expression, and after a moment, he smiled: "Oh, you haven't had time to make an appointment yet?"
"Then make an appointment with me."
Chen Ligu looked directly at Jiang Han, touched her collarbone with one hand, and emphasized: "Ask me."
It's good to be so strong occasionally.
Chen Ligu looked at Maomao Han and her face turned slightly red.
My heart felt like it was filled with honey.
And it’s extremely difficult to see this cat’s shy expression.
"But if you don't tell me what will happen tomorrow..."
Jiang Han's training has shown some results. Even if he meets an acquaintance, he will ask about the destination and why he is going there in advance.
Chen Ligu felt as if she had seen the cat lantern she had trained and was finally able to find the chef's hat on her head instead of meowing and complaining, 'Where is the cat's chef's hat?', as if she had seen this scene.
Full of pride.
For a witch, being straightforward is never rude.
Like a business officer? Because their work requires them, they will speak more tactfully.
And even salesmen are the kind of people who will say straightforwardly, 'I don't think it's useful for you to buy the herbicide I'm selling now. Your home garden doesn't need herbicides, it just needs a little magic to take care of it.
.I suggest you save your money for use where it is more needed...'
Conversation like this is the daily routine of a witch.
Chen Ligu didn't know why Jiang Han developed a somewhat hypocritical and euphemistic speaking style.
At first she thought it was because Jiang Han's family was not very happy. Although most witches' families were quite strange, there were always some witches who felt frustrated and uneasy about it.
She usually tries to avoid topics.
But after getting to know Jiang Han's family a little bit, she found that the other party's family was unusually happy, which made her curious.
but.
Everyone has their own secret.
As a lady, a colleague, and a comrade, you should respect other people's secrets.
Chen Ligu nodded.
"I plan to go to the shopping circle near the floating castle tomorrow to buy some New Year's goods and supplies for my family."
"Oh! Big shopping!"
Jiang Han blinked and suddenly became interested: "I can go with you, but I haven't seen you seriously mention your family yet?"
She had inquired once or twice, and generally she only knew that Chen Ligu's mother was a witch with no experience in taking care of little witches, and that she was very arrogant and respected the law of the jungle in parenting.
"It's my adoptive mother, a witch who does charity. My biological mother, I have sent her a ton of arms and ammunition. She is currently playing a war game in a folding space."
...it's really hardcore enough.
Jiang Han didn't listen to what Chen Ligu said about his adoptive mother.
She leaned over and touched Chen Ligu's hair.
"..."
"Although my adoptive mother is a philanthropist, she is also a craftsman. When the world was not in good times, she decided to do some side business, but soon gave up and started doing some charity. In the past two years,
She took a fancy to the arsenal of a witch who folded space, and wanted to re-exercise her sideline skills. The opponent was the great witch Marianne Horton."
Chen Ligu paused, "So she was sentenced to two years and six months. She behaves well and will be released in one month."
…
Jiang Han was wrong!
Unexpectedly, Gu Bao’s adoptive mother is even more hard-core than her biological mother!
The feelings were stolen from the great witch.
I have to say that he is indeed a talent.
Gu Bao is so mature, probably because the two old mothers are really awesome.
"...Okay, let's go tomorrow."
The chapters of "Witch for All 1994" will continue to be updated.
