It has been more than half a week since Chen Ligu and herself were eating takeout and watching TV under the moonlight.
Jiang Han sorted out the results of the scientific research on the cat lanterns and examined the proposals for the scientific research on the giant cats.
Just outside the Mist Fairy Cat's Lair, underneath the Cat Lantern Witch's Lair, in her office in the Cat Courtyard of the Cat Sea Cathedral, two giant cats listened to "Thunder" with expressions as mournful as their heirs.
"...Research on how to project the cat world to the star world? You two cats are crazy!"
Jiang Han took the rare opportunity to pat the table.
The humanoid cat Carlo next to him even had his cat ears standing up.
"Do you want the boss cat to skin you?"
Jiang Han almost laughed out loud. The scientific research proposal put forward by these two giant cats is to launch the cat world to the star world, observe how long it takes for the cat world to connect with the original cat world, and establish a stable cat river. The purpose of the experiment
The purpose is good, but to escape from the witch and fly to the star realm?
Not to mention what the witch would think.
Just after entering the cat world, it is unknown what the enemies provoked by the cat lanterns will do if they see that the cat world is no longer under the protection of the witch world.
It's possible that even a cat like Big Cat can't completely protect the entire cat world.
"This plan is absolutely not feasible, absolutely not feasible!"
Jiang Han angrily told the two cats to get out of the office.
The two cats meowed out of the office as if they had been granted amnesty, and by the way, they used their tails to snatch away the scientific research project version that made Jiang Han furious.
These cats…
Jiang Han had a headache and wanted to reach out and rub her head, but before she could do it, she felt a pair of small, boneless hands on her scalp, massaging it with a force that was neither light nor heavy to make a cat comfortable.
Hold yourself.
The evil giant cat lamp actually has good massage skills.
"Comfortable! You actually have such a unique skill as a cat?"
Jiang Han almost groaned in comfort.
The famous massage method in the massage industry consumes a lot of physical energy. The giant cat's physical strength and strength are astonishing. In the human form, the fleshy little hand is pulled up and pressed down with the force of the flesh pad. Hiss! Soothing!
"Meow ow!"
Cat Carlo laughed: "Cats can't learn anything or practice anything. The giant cat lord has been tired from work recently, and the cats take it to heart. All the cats are praising the cat lord's efforts. Many cats are studying.
A witch’s method to help big cats relax.”
Who is good to the cat, the cat is good to whom. The simple and only rule of the giant cat lantern. There is no need to worry that some bad cats will destroy this rule, because the moral level of the giant cat lantern has not yet reached this level.
"Not bad, not bad, I have been injected with new energy by the cute cat Carlo! Come on, the next document."
Jiang Han smiled and raised his hands and stretched.
Cat Carlo understood what she meant and walked out of the room. After a while, she came in with a new giant cat.
The new giant cat has a fluffy body (there are no giant cats that are not fluffy), its round belly stepped into the room one step ahead of its paws, and it hit the door frame with a 'dong' sound.
Probably 20% fatter than a normal giant cat.
Jiang Han stretched out her hand to pinch her thigh and pursed her lips tightly. If she didn't do this, she would laugh out loud, which would not be conducive to establishing a good relationship with the giant cat.
The strange giant cat first let out a 'meow', then exerted its strength, and it was like breaking through the door.
Her fur colors are brown and chestnut. The long fur that cats envy looks particularly beautiful under the influence of lights and autogenous light sources. The long whiskers are trimmed with pine cone ropes. This cat even has a vest on its tail.
There is a kit, and an equipment belt is hung on the round body, with a pipe and a food bag on it.
After entering the door, the furry paws first grabbed the giant cat's pipe. A rumbling sound came from the cat's mouth: "It's so meowing that it's stuck!"
"Fat cat. I didn't expect that the cats in my territory would gain weight so quickly. Cat Carlo, take note of this and go back and widen the door of my office in the Cat Sea Cathedral...
…”
Calling a cat fat is not a bad word.
If it is an authentic long-haired cat from the Zhengmao Banner of the Old Island, then saying "fat cat" is a genuine compliment.
Because it becomes stronger, the giant cat will become fatter.
"Meow meow~"
The fat brown cat yawned with satisfaction.
He smoked his pipe and blew out a cloud of cat dumpling smoke.
She looked over. There was a cunning look on the face of the chubby cat that was not in line with the simplicity, and there was also happiness from the bottom of his heart.
"My companion giant cats persuaded me. They said, 'Lisabeth the cat, you cat will not be able to live well on the long-haired cat's claw mark island. There is a new cat lord. The cats will have to spend a year or two to investigate.
The other party said, "This is what they said, but if you want me to say, 'The cat's nest on Longhair Cat Claws Island can buy six of your courtyards, meow hahahaha'."
Giant cats are honest animals. They have grudges and revenge. They never hold back.
I'm afraid I've been laughing at my friends lately.
He is indeed a purebred bad cat.
Jiang Han could only agree: "Our Cat Island is indeed developing well. Cat Lisa, as our chief researcher of the Cat Lantern School, what kind of scientific research proposal are you going to propose this time?"
The only thing that can interrupt giant cats from boasting is something they like.
As an ordinary gray-haired giant cat, Lisabeth has learned a lot of knowledge and has been strengthening it. She has also accumulated skills and knowledge and has become a highly-educated giant cat.
Her passion for learning and research is unquestionable.
"Oh! That's right, the cat almost forgot about business!"
She took out a stack of documents from her furry pocket and placed it on the table. The document read [Universal Job Change Research, Witch Card Master].
"..."
"..."
There was silence for half a second. Jiang Han looked up and saw that the giant cat was not joking with him, then he forced a smile and tapped his fingernails on the table: "What is this?"
"The latest research on cats, this is a serious job transfer shared by demons and cats. I wonder if Lord Cat has heard of this profession?"
I am a super, fun-loving person.
Jiang Han pursed his lips and nodded reluctantly.
When talking about the profession of Witch Card Master, most witches will have the same reaction as Jiang Han, "I am super, fun person!" and will never consider continuing to listen, because she is a despicable profession!
Not that mean.
This is the only witch profession that can obtain the extremely rare ‘Bi Shan Slash’.
The camp of the Witch Card Master will be determined by the Witch Card. Draw [three cards] from a [complete] set of Witch Cards in your hand. If the total cost of the three cards reaches [30], you will get the noble [Ultimate Evil]
Alignment] and obtain high bonuses on all evil attribute saving throws. When the total reaches [three], it will become the ultimate good alignment, and obtain high bonuses on good attribute saving throws. If it is [four to fifteen], it will become
The good camp has no bonuses and no penalties. [Sixteen to twenty-nine] will become the evil camp, with no bonuses and no penalties.
The reason why he is called a "fun person" is naturally because the attributes of the Witch Card Master are extremely...chaotic.
The Witch card divides witches into four characteristics.
[Perpetual type], a card with high replay and high endurance. The most famous card is [Ovelia, the Giant Cat of Long Sleep].
[Explosive type], the only function at the end of the game is to exchange for one with the opponent's card, or directly use the face, the representative card [Star Magician Mira Mira].
[Position type], a position card used to snatch resources, the famous card [Senior Wealth Code Master Du Lingxuan].
The last [fun card] has fun effects and is very random. The entire cat lantern deck is of this type.
The Witch Card Master will randomly ban spells from 4 schools of his own based on the [Witch Card] he draws, and strengthen the spells from the other 4 schools. At the same time, he will get [I am bleeding but look at my reply].
One of the two states: [Blue] and [Sisters empty blue but see sisters return blood]. And randomly select one from the two effects [Sisters are zero ring thirty yards away] and [Sisters are zero ring within thirty yards].
This highly random profession is exclusive to Lezi people.
The fun is here, the luck is here, Anjie is smashed!
I have bad luck, life is unpredictable, and I am fucked to pieces by sisters in wheelchairs!
There is a saying that goes well:
"The witch card player either searches for a lot of money, or searches for the ward on the third floor (the ward accommodation in the Witch Hospital is usually on the third floor)."
