"The first person to appear is our favorite Grace Mitchell. She is a centenary of solitude in the world of athletes and a centenary in the world of commentators. She won the Best Comedy Award and has won the Wheelchair Cup three times in a row."
"After that……"
Du Lingxuan introduced the players one by one. I have to say that this person was very eloquent. Just introducing the players made Kraken and the others laugh frequently.
Jiang Han and Xia were already hugging each other, meowing and laughing at each other.
Jiang Han thought:
Fragrant, soft, small, moist... Meow!
And Shia was thinking:
Ribs, ribs, ribs, meow ow ow!
Jiang Han didn't know that he had once again touched the ribs of the giant glass cat lamp. He also felt that the close relationship between himself and Master Xifu was very effective in the show.
But it’s not good to hold her for too long.
The classic witch motto "Best friends are best friends, and there is honey in the best friend" has already appeared in the comment area. I am afraid that the next one will appear is the Aretha-style motto.
Alessa used her destiny ability to have normal vision in both eyes.
It's rare to see those big, lifeless eyes with vivid colors. The beautiful eyes always look at the things around them with curiosity about life.
Jiang Han strongly suspected that this was because Blind Bao couldn't see clearly at ordinary times, so when he could see clearly, he had to concentrate on everything.
Xiabao looked at the interviews in the player preparation room in the commentary cup and tilted his head curiously.
She asked: "Sister Du Lingxuan, how much does it usually cost to sponsor an event like the Wheelchair Cup?"
"About 200,000 to 500,000 yuan can buy an advertising space on the sidelines."
Du Lingxuan paused, held the microphone with her little paws to block the sound, and then said: "If you give me an extra 20,000 yuan in red envelopes, I can help you find players to give the billboard to Olive. There will be a period of time when repairing the billboard.
Almost twenty or thirty seconds of exclusive footage. What’s the matter, do you want to advertise on the wheelchair cup?”
"Xuanbao's pockets are full" was really not an empty talk in the past.
So many years of savings were exchanged for the identity of the giant cat witch. From a long-term perspective, this deal is a huge profit, and from a short-term perspective, it is also a big profit. Most witches are not too interested in Du Lingxuan's pressure tactics.
Good tactics focus on choices. Anyway, the set of counter-attacks that Anjie tried made her fall off the altar again. It can be said that she is a god of survival.
However, the money bag is empty and the heart is not at ease. Now Xuanbao can be said to be in a state of strong individualism when he has the opportunity to make money.
Blind Bao couldn't help but be shocked by this state of making money, and he couldn't speak fluently.
"No, no, no, no, I'm just asking. I have a friend who wants to invest in a cat lamp supplies store and advertise here. I'm just asking for her..."
"Oh sister, if you had told me earlier, if you had told me earlier, I wouldn't have been unable to enter the wheelchair cup."
After Du Lingxuan said this, which contained a lot of information and was worth savoring carefully, he released his paws and explained to the audience with a smile:
"Xia Bao wanted to invest in my and Sister Jiang Han's billboard. I blocked the microphone at that time. How could Sister Jiang Han and I sell our bodies for only 200,000? We have to pay more! So just now Xiao Xiao and Xi Bao
Blow for a while.”
There may be people in this world who are really guilty of social bull syndrome. Xuanbao was able to ignore the topic without embarrassment.
And just when everyone wanted to ask something, she said with a smile: "Watch the game, watch the game. The first game today is our teacher Yu. The wheelchair king hunter vs. Grace. The century-old hip lifter."
…
Jiang Han originally thought that the Wheelchair Cup was really nothing interesting to watch.
real.
All her impressions of the Wheelchair Cup were that Dorothy Jordan, with dark circles under her eyes and a body that had been fighting all night, easily defeated other commentators and won the championship easily.
Dorothy Jordan did all kinds of bad things.
Winning the championship was so easy that it made Du Lingxuan, who had to fight fiercely with people in wheelchairs for a long time before winning, a little embarrassed.
Of course, it also misled Jiang Han, making Jiang Han feel a little subconsciously that the Commentator Cup is just for commentators to have fun, and only those who are a little more serious will win and win the championship. It is such an event.
But the facts prove one thing, that is:
She couldn't be more wrong.
To be able to enter the commentary cup, which is what everyone calls the wheelchair cup, naturally it must have a certain degree of purity.
The question is, what is purity?
First of all, food is definitely not the only indicator. If we only choose the eliminated colored pens, then why does Dorothy Jordan sometimes go to fight? Sometimes Xuanbao goes to fight? Ji Haijun also occasionally goes in to fight. Even once, An
Jie also won the Wheelchair Cup championship.
Are these witches good? No.
So why did they participate in the Wheelchair Cup? That's because their purity, that is, their wheelchair skills have reached a peak.
Taken together, it can be introduced clearly in one sentence: Ming Ming Ming Baba:
[Having wrong understanding and executing wrong tactics in the wrong version.]
This has also resulted in the question "Why is the wheelchair cup so beautiful?" the most forwarded question on social networks.
"..."
"I'm super. Teacher Yu used a move of steel protection. This is an improved spell. She seems to be using her secret sword against Grace."
Du Lingxuan's passionate explanation.
Next to him, Lin Zhaojun shouted loudly: "I am super, so stupid? Teacher Yu! The magic secret sword does not need the protection of steel, you damn, use a shield for me!"
"Teacher Yu's situation is terrible...wait! Wait! There is a turn for the better, there is a turn for the better!"
Jiang Han screamed, using his cat head to think about the meaning of Grace's wonderful crotch-stretching operation at a speed that was almost overloaded.
Steel Asylum is immune to physical damage, but has the ability to take magic damage. Compared with the original version, its characteristics are that it activates quickly and the color is more beautiful, but it has no other advantages.
But it is this advantage of [the color is more beautiful] that makes a great contribution.
Sister Grace's mind is relatively clear and flexible. Not only is she naturally smart, but at least she suffers from a lack of oxygen in her brain.
When I saw the complex-colored steel shield, my first reaction was actually "I can see the effect of this spell from the visual effect".
Although everyone knows that not every witch has good perception, at least they still have the perception to recognize the preliminary effect of a spell.
But boy, Sister Grace actually uses [eyes to see].
Suddenly he was frightened and thought it was a 'little devil', so he had an idea and transformed the magical secret sword into a physical attack.
Among them, the excellent operation made even the opponent and the teacher look stupid.
What an O. Henry ending.
Everyone watching the game fell silent for a moment.
After Du Lingxuan was stunned for half a second, he only said:
"Hey, this is really a game where you meet a good talent and an opponent." (To be continued.)
