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Chapter 416: Joke Time

The Irene Cup is a bit longer this time. Basically, each group stage will be played over four days. The schedule is very long and also relatively scattered. It is meant to promote the growth and development of the local economy, which is good in a sense.

This little trick is also a trick that Irene always likes to use.

Duel Witches was originally an internet celebrity in the witch world.

It comes with a large number of fans and economic benefits.

Witches are relatively honest, and will continue to give money to their idols until they are fooled once. However, due to the generally high intelligence level of witches in the world, idols will be fooled once after they have played a trick.

I have lost nearly 30% of my fans who have bad tempers and patience. For example, if I bring goods or do promotions, the price is almost 100% off, but with sky-high shipping costs, doing it once is enough to lose 100%.

Of the 90 fans.

I will hardly pay for the remaining 10%.

The only ones who pay are the ‘fun witches’.

Giving back to fans and giving back to witch society is a must-have course for witch idols.

Although limited by these things, it is impossible to make a lot of money, but from another perspective, idols and fans have a high degree of mutual trust and a high degree of adhesion. It is even said that many witches have taken the exam to pursue their idols.

idolize a university, or worship in the same sect.

One of Lin Zhaojun's ardent fans is the witch who works for Team Juecheng.

Of course, wages must still be paid as usual, and the treatment cannot be worse than that of other companies.

It's strange to say that although Ah Lin's personal education level is only A2, many of her fans have A3 certificates, plus five or six A2 certificates, plus college diplomas.

——The Witch Academy diploma is a special system. The registration fee is easily over one million to two million, but it requires a very deep relationship to get it. Because the entire Witch Academy can only teach less than five students in one session.

, the course lasts for ten years, from first-level spells to ninth-level spells, to legendary spells, all of which are provided by the Witch Academy.

The witch talents who graduated at the same time belong to the category of [Knowledge of astronomy and geography, they call me mom when I read them in the encyclopedia, and I call them sisters when I read them in 100,000 Whys]. By default, they have six A2 certificates, which are matched with each other.

Graduation is extremely difficult.

Agatha didn't even graduate.

This joke was made by Du Lingxuan and Jiang Han when they were sitting and bragging.

"Aha?"

Alessa was listening next to her, her dull eyes widening: "Didn't Agatha graduate? Didn't she graduate from the Witch Academy?"

"No, she hasn't graduated until today. Although she has learned all three legendary spells given by the school and achieved good results in actual combat, she still hasn't received her graduation certificate."

When Du Lingxuan talks about these immoral things, they are a treasure trove.

She enthusiastically shared:

"Sister, Agatha was born well. She was a top graduate of Dragon Academy very early. At a time when the eight major factions had not yet been separated, she published many influential papers. One of them was called "Observation"

"Five Elements, Liuhe Bagua, Six Elements of Magic" almost changed our magic school to the "Six Elements" faction. It is very influential even today, if Irene's Eight Schools were not so excellent."

"You hear it, this knowledge can be said to be extremely talented, right?"

Jiang Han admires these problem solvers who are good at scientific research.

"Isn't that right? So I am just saying this to prove one point. The hardware of Sister Agatha is definitely good. As for the software, although the people are a bit stupid, it is pure quality. It survived from the earliest Ovi Dynasty to Anjie Dynasty.

She is still serving as the fourth in command of the imperial court (currently the second in command is Kraken and the third in command is Eleanor), so the software is also good."

This Xuanmao, what a shameful thing to say?

Jiang Han almost laughed.

She also saw the big cat in front of her who was under the quilt trembling twice, and a pair of cat ears poked out from under the quilt.

It's great that you have long ears.

Jiang Han gently touched the pair of cat ears with his feet, and heard a meow. The big cat rolled up the quilt and shrank into the corner, looking out with only its eyes and ears exposed.

"I'm super, the boss cat!"

Xuanbao was startled.

"Aren't you asleep? Just now you were saying 'meow, the cat is so sleepy, the cat is squinting', and now you're awake?"

"I guess cats and lanterns will naturally gather together when listening to stories..."

Alessa touched her chin and guessed the habits of the big cat.

This blind little girl really guessed that the boss cat is a typical cat lantern and a giant cat lantern. You know, the writers among the giant cats rarely break the text, because if they break the text, they may be beaten by the neighbors. Cat

Cats can't stand broken cats! They just slap their paws when they see them.

It has the demeanor of "Have you eaten? If you haven't eaten, just punch the cat!"

"Meow, Xuanmao continues!"

Ovelia's tail got out from under the quilt, stole a can of Coke and then retracted.

Half a second passed.

There was a pop of sound as the Coke ring was pulled open, and then there was a gurgling drinking session.

"It's not good to drink Coke so early."

Alessa took out the blue ribbon bottle of vodka: "Let's drink some vodka."

He is truly a health genius.

Jiang Han didn't even know that Xiabao was actually a little drunkard.

"Then I'll continue talking."

Du Lingxuan's story-telling does not disappoint the audience. Some witches once doubted that Du Lingxuan could understand cat lantern language (now of course he can understand it), otherwise how would he know so many wonderful things?

"There are no problems with Sister Agatha's software and hardware, so what's the problem that caused her not to get a diploma from one of the highest universities?"

"The answer is [the problem lies in the school]. Agatha had finished serving as Ovie's assistant and was ready to take a break and go fishing with Eleanor, who had been relieved of her status as consultant and great witch. At the same time, Eleanor

On Nuo’s suggestion, she was admitted to [Bell College] where Eileen was the dean.”

"Bell Academy!"

Jiang Han exclaimed.

This college has issued fifteen diplomas, and all of these fifteen diplomas are from top witches. Their cultural level is extremely high, including Li, Rod, and Jielin, who have studied here and obtained diplomas. It can be said to be a very excellent institution.

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like there is a problem...

Du Lingxuan suppressed a smile and said:

"You may be thinking, how could something go wrong in Irene's academy, right? Then you underestimate Sister Agatha's luck too much."

"When Agatha was about to graduate for the first time, she wrote a very political thesis about the stability of the European continent and the stability of the world at that time. Then, the first Witch War broke out and swept the entire European continent.

, the French and German witches blocked Hades. A temporary military government was established in Hades on the first day, and the war continued on the second day."

"Of course, her paper was a mess."

"Then the second time she learned her lesson and learned a magic paper, and then something even more unfortunate happened."

"The paper is finished, but Sister Eileen is already in the sun."


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