Chapter 425: The core of tactics, the output of the witch
"Review, review."
The plump and sleepless giant cat witch Du Lingxuan twisted her waist and was in a good mood. While "big big big" kept popping up in the comment area, she inserted a box of newly recorded video tapes into the player. The projection screen in the cat's nest appeared.
Game screen.
"Today, let's start with the video of my dearest sister Hanbao, hehe."
The sophisticated Xuanbao has long known what the audience likes to watch.
One sentence or a few words can have the audience in the palm of your hand.
Any yin-yang girl is just a character!
whee.
Du Lingxuan coughed slightly: "Mao Maohan had fifteen wins and zero losses today. It can be said that he has finally gained the aura of a famous duelist. It was definitely not Mao Maohan who was fighting yesterday, it must be this
The guy used a cat's tail instead of his brain to play this duel game. Otherwise, how could she be in her current state and have Sima Lian go to jail yesterday? It's impossible."
After she said some weird words.
I bent down, adjusted the video playback speed, and at the same time started a conversation with the comments in the comment area.
[Xuanbao Xuanbao, if you use this tactic to tear down the sisters, the sisters won’t be angry, right? Hehe.]
"Hey, look at what you said, I only have sisters in my heart. Whether it's breaking down tactics or focusing on key points, it's all for my sisters. Sisters come first."
[Didn’t you say today that Maomaohan’s cat brain was overloaded and that he was hitting a barren person?]
"I have to tell you what happened when Xiao Li was in Juecheng."
Du Lingxuan is in high spirits.
First, he pinched his neck and made a eunuch sound, imitating Xiao Li: "Fuck, Lin Zhaojun, what you beat is...fuck! Lin, you beat me well, Lin! I am a waste!"
She tilted her neck, rolled her eyes, and then stuck out her tongue.
After half a second, he continued to process the video tape, and at the same time asked in a persuasive tone:
"Understand?"
[If you win, it’s like ‘f*ck! Han!’, if you don’t win it’s like ‘f*ck, huh?’, it’s true after you understand it]
[Why haven’t you reviewed the show yet? I want to see the Zoo’s Giant Cat Garden!]
"It's going to happen again, it's going to happen again!"
"..."
Jiang Han finished his fifteen-game winning streak and was in a happy mood. He also prepared some snacks for the three giant cats headed by Cat Doula on the way.
I hummed all the way back to the Cat Bookstore.
As soon as I walked into the room to take a nap, I saw the bright lights in Du Lingxuan's cat nest.
This Yin Yang Cat actually started a live broadcast again?
Jiang Han somewhat admired the other party's dedication.
At the same time, she wanted to see what the cat was doing, so she simply opened the curtain, kicked off her slippers skillfully and got in.
As soon as she opened the soundproof curtain, she heard Du Lingxuan yelling: "Damn it, Han! So this is so brave? With zero buff open, just press and pull to summon the giant cat? Brave, Han! Just look at it.
It sounds a little silly, but it's actually a little silly. Let's change the sisters here. The first 0.01 second she fucks me, I will transform into a ray man and shoot, blast, blast!"
If she can still endure being so irritated, she will no longer be Jiang Han, but Sister Eleanor, hehe.
When you break in and slap your head in the face, you'll be squealing with two paws.
"Du Lingxuan, you little brat, what are you saying bad things about my sister!?"
"Don't scratch my thighs! Don't scratch my butt...wait? Sister, why do I think you did it on purpose?"
"Meow~"
Jiang Han retracted his paw, satisfied.
Maomao came to this world and only wanted three treasures, one was Du Lingxuan's plump peach, the other was Little Irene's safe delivery peach, and the last one was Sister Anjie's abstinence-type peach.
Now one of the three treasures has been obtained.
There is virtue, there is virtue!
Jiang Han was extremely happy in his heart, and even faced Du Lingxuan with a crooked smile that said, "What did the little kitten do wrong again?" while he was reminiscing about the feeling of that moment in his heart.
Sure enough, this is the "slightly fleshy girl" in people's minds. She is only a little heavier than a normal girl, has a much better figure, has fleshy thighs, and wears a cheongsam to make people feel tight!
Hum hum.
"Sister, I still have to ask you!"
Jiang Han took the initiative and pointed at the screen with one finger.
"You guys, are you trying to dig up my secret tactics? In ancient times, you were leaking the plot and wanted to act as a camping girl... no, a potato peeler in the camping area!"
"Damn it, Han, your guess is really right. I just want to strip your (tactics) naked and savor them carefully."
"Hey, come on, come on, sister."
The chat between the two was enough to make Alessa, who had just opened the curtain and held the three-cat cups of watermelon juice and wanted to come in and play together, startled.
"Sisters, are you having fun?"
Alessa asked timidly.
Du Lingxuan waved her hand with a smile: "It's okay, we are all sisters, we are just kidding, not serious."
"That's good……"
Alessa breathed a sigh of relief.
Jiang Han and Du Lingxuan laughed, this guy is so innocent.
"I thought you were playing with Shia."
Jiang Han stared and pointed at himself: "Me? Xia? Then who is this next to me?"
Xibao's eyes widened and he pursed his lower lip: "Uh, Xia, isn't the person next to you A Miao?"
"Damn it, you're blind!"
Jiang Han quickly touched Xuan Bao's ribs with his elbow.
Turning his head sideways, he found that Xuanbao's eyes were spinning in circles, swaying from side to side in a daze:
"I am A Miao, I am A Miao, I am A Miao..."
"..."
"Blind, please stop your hypnotic glasses behavior immediately! If you continue like this, I'm going to call the police!"
"..."
"..."
After clearing the negative status, Jiang Han and Alessa each held a cat cup and drank watermelon juice while watching Du Lingxuan review the commentary.
Jiang Han said, this is really interesting.
"The main giant cat chosen by Maomao Han is the Crazy Fighting Giant Cat. This should be a very exquisite design. Although the audience friends do not know the value of the Crazy Fighting Giant Cat, I can tell you very responsibly that the two Crazy Fighting Giant Cats
Dragon, three crazy battles can destroy the legendary dragon, four crazy battles can kill the whole set of witches in the transformed zoo, and the highest record of six crazy battles is to beat the fire dragon card."
Du Lingxuan blew nonsense for a while, but she still got it right. Except for the fact that it was carefully designed by Jiang Han, everything else was right. The upper limit of the crazy giant cat fight is very high. Especially their leader, who has always been
Legend has it that the Giant Cat Lantern once helped Irene dig up a World Tree, which was very tough.
The reason Jiang Han chose this giant cat was that her cat brain was still a bit overloaded at the time. Among the hundreds of melee-output giant cats, she randomly picked one and summoned it to death.
The giant cat is happy with this. After all, playing games can also be used for advertising. It is the best thing for more witches to be interested in their own tribe.
At the end of the review, Du Lingxuan finally asked:
"By the way, sister, how's the buff level of your kitten lights?"
"That's enough."
Jiang Han was reluctant to reveal too many secrets. After thinking about it, he said: "These buffs are mainly to make up for my output ability to harvest the battle. They can also be regarded as a core of my tactics. They are probably scheduled to end the battle within one minute. This kind of
