The next day, there was no game for Jiang Han and no game for Du Lingxuan. So the two of them occupied the big cat nest together, put out the live broadcast equipment, and prepared to watch the gimmick game of the Death Group today. Together with Chu Yujun and
Teacher Yu, a well-known intersex person, also slipped over to watch together.
"Oh, Lao Yu!"
"Ouch, Xiaochu!"
The two of them knew each other. They lit pipes together when they met, and their smiles were closer than meeting their own mothers. Of course, given that both of them are considered filial daughters, if they really saw Lin Zhaojun coming over to chat with them, they would probably say, "
Yu Jun/Sitong has been wandering for half his life, and met the Lord of the Ming Dynasty. If Zhaojun will not abandon him, the little girl is willing to become a foster mother. I am afraid that she will be closer than her biological mother.
The bottom line of the witch,
That means there is no bottom line.
We have always adhered to the existing principle of "we witches have no bottom line", and continued to worship sisters who suit our hearts as step-mothers and step-sisters.
"Mag Chicken, why are you here?"
Du Lingxuan was furious, but still added tobacco leaves to the other party.
She snorted without pride.
"My sister Han and I were having a wonderful afternoon alone, why did you two scum come over?"
[Scum] These two words are really used correctly.
Sister Yu Jun is dressed the same as Lu Jieshan, a straight bartender outfit, high-waisted trousers that make her slender legs longer, and a white jacquard collared lady's shirt with lotus leaf sleeves that is quite heroic, coupled with a pair of clothes made by Sister Chu Zi
The pair of [AR Reality Powerful Enhanced Glasses That Can Understand Cat Language] is more like a gentle scum than a gentleman.
The pink and tender sister Yu Sitong is wearing a rabbit-eared coat, looking like a pink little rabbit. But which pink little rabbit steps on the sofa with her left foot and her right foot on the ground like an uncle, with one hand on her back
He was smoking a pipe, resting his elbow on his left knee, blowing the pipe hissingly. The girlish look brought by the white pantyhose and pink clothes was in vain.
"Here you go, I'm going to turn into an idol witch recently. Do I need my fans to understand? Sisters are here to suck your blood and eat your fans. But when you turn around, we have to scold you, 'This Du Lingxuan is really not a thing.' Do you understand?"
Alright?"
She spoke with great joy, and her pink and tender face showed a strange and yin-yang aura.
Jiang Han shook his head beside him: "Sister, you have to suck Irene. Irene's fans have long been taught to the point of being pure and genuine, just like Xuanbao's fans, hey, even the channel owner doesn't care about it.
"
"Indeed."
Yu Sitong lit her pipe and took a puff. The next second, her delicate and tender facial features wrinkled together, and she let out a sigh!
"I'm holding it in my mouth, Xuan'er, what kind of oval tobacco are you smoking? Are you adding something to it?"
"Don't bark, don't bark. I added some catnip."
"Ouch!" Yu Sitong frowned.
She put out the pipe and poured out the tobacco leaves.
The three of them fell silent. Jiang Han silently poured out the tobacco leaves that Xuanbao added for himself and coughed lightly.
“Watch the game, watch the game!”
"Yes, yes, watch the game, watch the game!"
After the three people tinkered with it, the broadcast soon started in the water blowing mode. Only Du Lingxuan meowed unwillingly: "One day you will like catnip tobacco leaves!"
No, cats will never like it in this life. Neither does Mao Deng. Mao Deng prefers tea cigarettes made of honey and osmanthus tea.
Jiang Han took out the billboard and placed it in front of him.
Teacher Yu next to her quickly moved away from the camera, while Sister Chu Zi hid under the chair.
It's commercial time.
Jiang Han cleared his throat:
"This program would like to express special thanks to Alice Garden Arsenal. The great news during the Erin Cup is buy one and get one free. No. 6 howitzer, No. 7 self-propelled artillery and No. 11 heavy artillery. Prepare tools for your children to play games early. War
Toys, your children deserve to have them - otherwise we will sell them to other people's children. Artisan brand shisha will let your mind wander and enjoy the strange sounds of the people on the land."
What's going on with these ads? Isn't the slogan of the first one like this? And why is the second one so weird?
Not only Jiang Han found it strange, but even the comment area was filled with comments like [???].
Du Lingxuan waved her hand: "Advertisers will customize advertising words according to different channels. Hehe, you have a conscience."
"So that's it. No wonder this advertisement is so hellish."
Yu Sitong suddenly understood, jumped out from the side, and sat on Jiang Han's lap.
Pink and tender, tender and pink.
Although Uncle Yu didn't care much about this, Jiang Han was satisfied with her hand addiction. She tapped Du Lingxuan, then looked at Sister Yu Sitong on her lap, and had a subtle thought:
How great would it be if Xuanbao and Teacher Yu both had no mouths?
"Today's death group was wonderful. Hehe, I just loved watching my sister drown in it. It was so emotional."
Xuanbao's words were enough to make the temperature of the big cat nest a little cooler. Many cats huddled together and meowed, using each other's thick cat fur to keep warm.
Jiang Han touched Teacher Yu's belly. It was still quite warm... It seems that the body temperature of people in the underworld is quite high. For example, Xuanbao's temperature is quite high now.
"Today's first match is between Angelette and Elesa. The showdown between the witch, the saint and the sage, Master Shijie, and the half-disabled and blind person! What do Teacher Yu and Sister Chu Zi think?"
Du Lingxuan controls the field.
Teacher Yu thought for a while and said: "You must be ignorant and blind. Do you understand the value of Top 1?"
"That's right!"
Chu Yujun said sadly from the side: "Do you understand the gold content of slaves and utilitarian coins in the first version of the version? Let me just tell you a set of data. Lin Zhaojun still has more than 30% in this deformed version.
The tactics have nothing to do with transformation sets and zoos, and the blind data is 0%. Follow the version, the version will not lie to you, do you understand?"
Jiang Han felt the same way. During this period, the giant cats showed her a lot of Alessa's game videos.
She almost vomited, but Xiabao actually didn't vomit yet.
"Xia Bao is really the perfect robot in our world of witch duels. It will never be reversed. I can recite the attack and defense points just like a machine. Her spell casting sequence is 0.02 seconds for dragon incarnation, and 0.05 seconds for justice to ascend.
, 0.07 seconds of gryphon swiftness, 0.10 seconds of elemental incarnation... This process is almost unchanged, just get stuck, then start the fierce attack at 0.5 of the second second, and start using the deficit to replenish the shield in the third second... A utilitarian move
All right!"
"What about the utilitarian zero?" Sister Chu Zi said meaningfully.
Maomaohan was successfully amused by this sentence.
The sisters are quite capable at speaking pornographically.
"I'm different."
She suppressed her laughter,
Let me first express my own 'Anza' thinking: "I think Anjie will win, because in this world, as long as you trust Anjie and trust Anjie wholeheartedly, you can achieve happiness!"
"Good sisters, you are indeed the version of An Xiaonu, damn cat!"
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After Jiang Han passionately expressed his trust in Anjie.
