It’s not that she has stretched her crotch, but that the A-Lin cats have stretched their crotch. As expected of a new cat, the first thing after birth is to start stretching like other cat lanterns. In order to eat snacks, a bunch of them just
The newborn kitten stacked the cat tower to get snacks, but because it had not yet developed its strength attributes at birth, it directly pulled its crotch and all fell down, turning into cat juice.
Lin Zhaojun had to squat in the laboratory for a while and asked a giant cat to help collect the cat fluid.
And let the giant cat rub its paws into a cat lamp mold to recreate these cats.
He was born with hip stretch.
…
Jiang Han returned to the Mao Bookstore and saw Du Lingxuan watching the Group G game. Today, this sister was wearing a casual otaku wide T-shirt, hugging her knees, squatting on the Lazy Cat sofa, and yawning.
"Sisters, sisters, don't ask why the host is so sleepy. Today's group time is really the underworld. I will start playing at 11 o'clock. It's the underworld. Those sisters are having fun one by one and live a healthy life. Just sisters, I stayed up late to review it for you.
, if you don’t thank me, forget it, but you still criticize me for today’s six wins and four losses. Is this reasonable? It’s unreasonable.”
"Don't scream, don't scream. It's not that the anchor can't beat the cat light stream. The anchor is just not familiar with the airborne stream and was beaten by the giant cat."
Today Du Lingxuan played a famous scene in this competition.
It only took half a second for her airborne set to fall at the slowest. Her airborne set took a full second, but the giant cat lantern summoned by her opponent took advantage of the situation and hit the ground with a special feat of 'Giant Cat All-All-All-All-Homerun!'
Got beaten.
This feat comes from the extension of [Climb], which allows the giant cat lantern to exert amazing power to fly a creature away. When it is in the air, the creature being blown away is regarded as being hit by ten big orange giant cat lanterns from different directions.
Crash with full force.
The sleepless giant cat witch turned into a little pancake and fell down.
After that, Xuanbao said no more about airborne. When she faced the cat lamp flow, she no longer pretended that she was not a cat witch. She directly performed reverse summoning and played a consumption and bladder game with her opponent. The fight was ugly, and she still had six
With four wins and four losses, it was natural that I was in a [meeting] after returning home.
Jiang Han leaned over with a smile: "Sisters, I'll come back to mess with you."
"Oh, sister, it's great to be back! Tell these idiots, am I going to practice with you every day on how to play the cat light style?"
"Yes Yes Yes."
"You know me, study every day and practice hard every day!"
"Yeah!"
Jiang Han liked to see Xuanbao breaking through her defenses. She kicked off her shoes, straightened her feet in front of the camera, and moved the feet wrapped in steaming blue translucent pantyhose. At the same time, she
With an expression like "tea cat doesn't know what's going on", he stretched out his face, lowered his head, and rubbed Xuanbao's face with his cat ears.
"How is your group's qualifying situation today?"
Jiang Han didn't pay much attention to Xuanbao, but I heard that their group has currently entered into a [six-person melee], where six witches with the ability to qualify are fighting wildly, and the other witches are playing tricks, and [treat it as a pre-season game]
Fight, show your worth!], but one of the witches failed to [play their worth], and she was taken away by three consecutive waves of energy shaping. The manager and coach of her club were dumbfounded when they saw it.
Through the voice on the field, you can hear the coach spraying:
"Your ganla is a gouba!"
"Is it so difficult to do dry pull? Is it so difficult? Can't you practice it in one season?"
"You say yes when you are molded and exploded, and you say yes when I train you. I hope you will treat your own life in the same way!"
Classic and delicious.
Now Du Lingxuan's catchphrase also has a strange and sinister saying: "I hope your life will be fulfilled as you wish."
Jiang Han took advantage of Xuanbao's defense and touched Xuanbao's meaty thighs twice more. It felt great, yuppie!
"Don't touch my legs!"
"Um?"
Jiang Han blinked his eyes, twitched the cat's ears like a cat, and said, "Meow! Why are you touching the cat's paw with your thigh!"
Even Du Lingxuan didn't quite understand what Han Maomao was saying or doing for half a second.
The cat's brain was overloaded for just half a second.
Jiang Han raised his paw, slapped it with Pia's hand, and said viciously: "You bad cat! You're going to hurt my sister's paw!"
[Happy, happy, the onmyoji was bullied by Maozimao, hee hee]
[If you don’t touch her, are you looking down on her?]
[Sister likes meaty thighs the most, I order you to gain weight now! 】
[Sister Maozi is so cute, I am not a fan of Duwei; Sister Maozi has a unique temperament compared to other cats, do you understand, I am not a fan of Duwei; Sister Maozi...]
[Mao Zi Mao, don’t just take pictures, you have to get started. Have you ever seen how to knead dough? Mao Zi Mao needs to be bolder. I hope Xuan Zi Mao can also have an optimistic attitude towards life in the future! 】
【Maomaohan, my cat, Maomaohan, so strong, my C!】
"Mao Han, if you act like this, I'm going to mess with you like crazy!"
Xuanbao hugged his thigh and issued a weak threat.
Jiang Han thought for a while, then switched to love eyes, stuck out his tongue, and made a mouth shape of "come to me".
It directly made Xuan Maomao, who had no normal love experience and learned all her emotional experiences in the Little Witch Club, blush.
Only a witch can produce such a pure and understanding creature.
"Stop talking, let's watch the game! Watch the game!"
【Ouch, are you blushing?】
[Isn’t this Xuan? I haven’t seen you in Nancheng Qinhuai for a few days. Why are you so lazy? 】
[Does Xuanbao not know much about love, or does he say there is no love, or, hee hee]
The comments in the comment area are getting more and more outrageous, and Xuanbao rarely breaks through.
Today's six wins and four losses are probably quite annoying.
Many times, if a witch loses in a row, it doesn't matter much. It's a losing streak anyway, right?
Winning streak is naturally happy, winning streak!
But one win and one loss is a real torture and arouse people's mentality. Even with Xuan Bao's strong spirit, after suffering this hand, it was a bit unbearable.
Jiang Han wiped his eyes with his left hand: "Poor Xuanbao, my little girl, what kind of sin did you suffer today?"
Xuanbao silently removed Jiang Han's right paw from her thigh.
Jiang Han stopped teasing Xuan Bao, who was on the verge of breaking through. Instead, he looked at the big screen and said with a smile: "Group G? Isn't this the group of the Oses sisters?"
Speaking of Oses, Du Lingxuan suddenly beamed: "Yes, yes! That's the group of the big sister with the gray hair and the mole!"
"..."
"Wow."
The two cats looked at each other, applauding each other's XP in their hearts, smiling and hugging each other: "Look at big sister, look at big sister!"
