"Sister, you have to pay me a wheelchair." Du Lingxuan said.
"Why?" asked the pink teacher Yu.
"It's so funny, you made my sister so funny, my legs are almost weak!" Du Lingxuan replied with a smile.
Suddenly, Teacher Yu's pink and tender face turned into a classic red and warm face.
"Sister, I am the top 128, how about you? 256?"
"I played with style at 256, and you played like Snow at 128~"
The two sisters started fighting.
Jiang Han flicked his tail helplessly, took over the microphone and briefly introduced: "Today we defeated Sister Maria. As the defending champion of the Erin Cup, her group stage performance was quite miserable. In the top 128,
I also struggled a lot..."
"Oh, sisters, the words miserable and struggling are so sentimentally used."
As soon as Du Lingxuan heard about this [critical review session], she immediately stopped and crowded on both sides of Jiang Han with Teacher Yu.
"Oh? Do you have other words?"
"Xue Te! Beat a bunch of Snow Te!" Du Lingxuan said unceremoniously, "In the group stage, she was the only top witch in her group, and she also played 17 extra rounds to qualify second! She also played seven games in total, sisters.
You know, her games are quite boring. Watching her sleepy sisters, she was so sleepy for seven games in a row that I was dumbfounded."
Sister Maria struggled endlessly in the group stage, and she and the other two opponents fell into an endless loop in the playoffs.
Because witches don't care about winning or losing.
So race to the death.
It took seventeen extra games to finalize their team's roster. It was extremely torture.
This is also because of the special situation of Maria, a bird person.
She is a witch who can win if she can win by playing 2 points, then the maximum she can play is 2.0025.
To put it simply, even though she plays like Snow, this birdman's state is definitely harder to guess than Anjie's state.
"It's really hard to tell how Sister Ma is doing. It's hard to tell whether Sister Diva wants to give you a touch of lipstick or a touch of high heels today."
Teacher Yu said Sister Maria's nickname with a sinister look on her face.
The gangster's nickname is Ma Tianhou. This is definitely not an official nickname. The official nickname is being drafted by the Witch Agency. It is said that a good title has been chosen and is ready to be issued. But the nickname Ma Tianhou refers to the fact that this person has different qualities at the same time.
Not as proud as Anjie, but not as burdened by Kenbo as an idol.
Jiang Han had seen this guy on the court beat Marit and get 2 points, and he was so excited that he shook his head from side to side, and even had little fangs when he smiled.
But I have also seen this person suddenly look noble and cool in public, always putting on the face of a champion.
Therefore, she got the nickname "Queen of Heaven".
"She has really overturned a lot of games. This time Sister Wei Changqing has to fight again. There is no way to coax this guy." Du Lingxuan said some gossip that the audience likes to hear, "Actually, among the sisters who are greedy for umbrellas, it is true that
Some sisters are unable to take care of themselves, and both Ma Tianhou and Ayou are of this type. Without Sister Wei Changqing to take care of them, these two dare to let themselves go."
"In other words, she has let herself go." Jiang Han took over the conversation. She and Maria were familiar enough to joke casually, "The fact that she was able to play seventeen games in the playoffs in the group stage means that she is playing tricks.
There are a lot of tactics hidden, I guess."
"But is there a way to say that Maria was just a flash in the pan?"
Teacher Yu added in a sinister tone. This pink and tender guy talks with a sullen face, which is really cute and makes people want to pinch him.
Short-lived Maria, huh?
Jiang Han almost laughed uncontrollably.
Du Lingxuan was already beside him: "Ah, yes, yes."
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Maria's opponent cannot be said to have a good draw, it can only be said to be a doubly good draw.
She was fighting a great witch who was rarely able to get through, called Kitano Shinchiko. She was a typical witch who got into this version of the game. In fact, she was the lucky one who got into the game twice.
The first meal was the transformation set and the zoo,
Xinzhizi was born in a place called Yundengwu Liaozhou, and she started practicing the art of transformation since she was born... Ah, no, it means that she was selected as a miko for the art of transformation. Her talent for the art of transformation was ridiculously high, so naturally,
The deformation suit and the zoo are considered to be mixed together.
People usually transform into mammoths and spoon them with their bare hands.
After all, there are no specialties in Yuntengwu Liaozhou, only white elephants are a specialty. Witches in other areas sing songs and pray for blessings. They also go to China every week to exchange experience with the fairies and witches, and buy some spell books to take home.
.As for the witches in Yun Tengwu Liaozhou, it was really miserable. They usually guarded 800 acres of wasteland, but when they saw the mammoths running away from hunger, they had to quickly catch them with their bare hands so that they could be fed.
Got it?
Not only are people capable of transforming, but they have also accumulated rich experience in wrestling with elephants. They even have two similar specialties in their list of specialties: [Proficient in Wrestling] and [Proficient in Wrestling]. This allows her to have more abilities after her transformation is completed.
He has rich experience in close combat, so he can make a living.
The second bite of rice was the cat lamp flow.
The land of Yuntengwu Liaozhou is quite wild and has little output, but the scenery is really good and the energy of the earth's veins is really good. Many cat lanterns who are interested in improving their own personality will go there to practice. It is natural to practice.
We must first solve the problem of conveniently eating on the spot (this is Mao Deng's thinking). After going back and forth, there are only some witch guilds in this wasteland that can be regarded as "providing good meals".
In this way, Xinzhizi became familiar with the cat lanterns.
Now that the cat lights came on, she went back and brought the cats who had signed contracts with the witch guild.
I am super, purebred cat Dengliu!
I had two bites of rice.
Xinzhizi, a native of the pure-blooded witch class, also experienced a wave of glory. As a dark horse, she made it out of the group stage. In the knockout round, she was introduced to the Ingnes sisters (what a miserable Ingnes). In the end, she also encountered
Here comes the defending champion.
As a witch born in a poor place, this was enough for her to complete the jump to the wealth accumulation class.
Maybe in ten years, she will become a top witch.
"..."
They didn't know each other, and one of them had idol baggage, and one of them was a typical shy Sakura girl. The two sisters stared at each other for a moment, and then waited for the referee to serve.:.
It has to be said that the referee is indeed a local, and there is a certain degree of bias.
He served a very tricky spin ball.
It is a constantly rotating fireball that seems to be a mistake but there is no need to restart it. Maria's field of vision cannot see the first moment it hits the ground before landing, which is a gap of about 0.15 seconds.
This was the referee's final tenderness.
When Maria saw the ball, she just moved the corner of her mouth and didn't care about it. She just gave it the 0.10 second gap and just played defense.
"If the referee still wants to play this trick in the next game, he will be fined!" To provide you with the fastest update of Universal Witch 1994, Chapter 538: The Short-lived Maria (Part 1) is free to read.:.