Chapter 571: Broken sisters, the cat will be developed into offline
...Jiang Han spent 1,200 yuan on a super luxurious special customized ingredient package, which was cooked by a giant cat lamp.
Not only did he eat it himself, he also fed it to the giant cats, and even to the silly smiling golden retriever dog girl.
...Jiang Han vaguely applied for a Langka membership card and recharged it with a small amount of 50,000 yuan.
I didn't want to do it at first, but when I saw the silly golden retriever girl holding the card in her red lips, I decided to do it.
...Finally, Jiang Han customized a comprehensive set of squash teaching materials and purchased support T-shirts with silly golden retriever images, which totaled about 1W2.
I don’t want to buy it at all, but I feel that if I don’t buy these things from Golden Retriever Girl, it might lower the opponent’s average turnover. I am here to spy on information, so there is no need to lower other people’s data...
…
"Meow! Has the cat been fooled?"
Jiang Han happily brought her membership card and squash teaching materials, laughing and chatting with the giant cats [Sister Michelle is an honest witch, but she is a bit silly, and she is afraid that she will suffer at the expense of her colleagues in the wolf club].
And just as she said this, Lin Zhaojun, who was sleeping on the upper bunk, touched his chin and chatted with Du Lingxuan about a fable.
Probably,
There was a stupid cat who paid nearly 70,000 yuan to a golden retriever whom he had never met before, which was close to the output of three middle-class witches in a month, and then played squash with him for a day. Is this a top-notch stupid cat?
Du Lingxuan's reply was: "Oh, I'm Di Lin, you are right. Especially when this silly cat is patronized, it only costs more than a thousand a day. Hehehe, he can afford this for one day.
Stupid cat has been around for more than fifty days, huh?"
"..."
Jiang Han's facial expression at this time can be described in six words plus three exclamation points, [Warning! Warning! Warning!].
Toot toot toot!
Jiang Han puffed up his face and finally realized his stupidity.
"Meow-o-o-o-o-o! I'm obviously here to get information, meow-o-o-o-o-o!"
She let out a huge giant cat scream.
Alessa, who was meditating with her eyes closed, opened her eyes and shook her head: "That's what the witches of Langka are like. If you chat with them, you will soon be captured by their sincerity and obediently pay for it. Although
They are all very sincere witches, but it is undeniable that this characteristic makes it very easy for them to get money from little witches like you."
"well said!"
Du Lingxuan said that she was turning on the computer as if she wanted to review something with Ah Lin.
At the same time, she added: "By the way, blind man, how do you know so clearly? Could it be that, hehe, you are also the little witch who is being paid, right?"
"..."
Blind Bao remained silent, as if he had never lived.
Jiang Han rubbed his face vigorously.
"Cat Dora!" she shouted, "did you, Cat Philia, come up with anything?"
"Meow, it's less than a day! Meow! It will take a while for cats to do big data. Don't worry, the cats have already recorded Ms. Michelle's body data in the notebook!"
Cat Dura was playing the witch card. When she spoke and turned her head, the giant cat next to her opened her cat's eyes. She peeked over and glanced at Cat Dura's hand. The flow of the giant cat's circle also depends on the region.
For example, if Jiang Han is now physically close to Ji Haijun and the others, then Jiang Han's cat paws will naturally be closer to Ji Haijun's cat paws.
It just so happened that the two parties were playing witch cards together and boasting about cat skins.
It would be best if you can have a meal together, meow!
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The promises made by the Giant Cat Lanterns are pretty reliable, as long as you take into account the crotch-stretching coefficient of the Giant Cat Lanterns.
Many times the Giant Cats do not [abandon their promises], but they pull their hips and [cannot do what they promised]. However, Jiang Han feels that even if his Giant Cat coaching team allows him to be eliminated from the next dog game, it will be considered enough. It has gold content.
"Sister, are you worried that you can't beat the dog?" Du Lingxuan asked.
"Of course, her melee forward pressure is very fierce. Even if she doesn't use forward pressure, as long as she completes her transformation, she can kill the Catbird Dragon alive... Although the victory is only about 30%, but she can kill the Catbird Dragon head-on!"
Jiang Han is talking about the data of the ladder.
How cruel Alice is lately, just ask the witches competing in Japan.
Due to the excellent regional matching mechanism, Alice already belongs to the option of [an opponent that can often be ranked in high-scoring rounds]. Alice Vandelk's Catbird Dragon strategy has a winning rate of about 67%. This is In Witch's top-level high-scoring game, even if everyone's status and fighting will are different, it is terrible to be able to achieve such a high winning rate.
However, the dog Michelle is able to compete head-on with this winning strategy, defeating her opponent with just the help of Old Transformation and Zoo.
This worried Jiang Han endlessly.
"Sister, you can't beat a normal dog. Not many people can beat a dog in the transformed version. Although we have entered the cat lantern version now, the most powerful thing in the cat lantern version is the transformation, Van Delk's Cat Bird Dragon It is an evolved version of the transformation tactic, Cat Lantern-Transformation School. Dogs are also a school of transformation. If you want to kill the dog treasure, you must prepare at least two giant cat human shields..."
("Meow?" The giant cats who were playing cards looked back.)
"What I mean is that at least two bodyguard giant cats can protect you, but the problem is that the dog is not a witch without long range. She is also very powerful from long range."
Although many top witches have shortcomings, their shortcomings are not obvious.
Even speaking, for many great witches and even top-level witches, the shortcomings of top-level witches are almost the same as their strengths. The most typical one is Sister Kasha, although everyone says she only knows one move [Liszt's Rainstorm], But there was a season when she played patiently and slowly, and was still able to play around with the strong tactical system of the entire version.
Although she ended up being a former porn addict, you can't blame her, right?
Sometimes, some tactics are really addictive, meow!
"Two bodyguards? I can find this." Jiang Han replied thoughtfully.
Du Lingxuan choked directly.
A witch like Jiang Han who casually seeks out giant cats is going too far, even if it is a giant cat witch. If Shia and Du Lingxuan want other giant cats to fight for themselves, they have to follow the social procedures of giant cats.
As for Jiang Han, most of the cats just need to talk to them, and the cats will give them the right giant cat.
Only the battle-hardened giant cats and ultra-rare giant cats don't show off to Jiang Han.
"Want to beat Michelle? My sister asked me." Lin Zhaojun was very confident, "As long as you can aim and launch with the finger of death, it won't be difficult to beat her..."
"Sister, if I can do this, I won't worry about myself, okay."
