On the second day after getting the earphones, Jiang Han had to wake up early in the morning against the natural laws of the witch. He yawned, put on his most beautiful clothes, and took a gryphon car to the witch market where it was parked.
With the Night Watcher King's Landing Palace in the middle of the Vientiane Sky Island, and under the leadership of a nightmare witch, he met Angelette who was writing the preface to a poem in the King's Landing Palace collection.
The final witch put on a red plush cardigan and a black sailor uniform, dressed like a schoolgirl writing poetry.
When she saw Jiang Han, her eyes with almost no brightness glanced at the fox ears on Jiang Han's head, and she said without any emotion:
"so cute."
"Thank you." Jiang Han replied with a smile, then pointed at himself with a puzzled look on his face and said, "Then you will say, 'I point to you', right?"
Angelette's eyes widened a bit and she held her breath. She could tell the guy's surprise almost instantly.
"I understand." She lowered her head and said in a calm voice, "I learned it at such a fast speed. She is indeed a witch with qualifications and talents."
Jiang Han brushed her soft long hair on her fingertips and said:
"Because in my private communication channel, your messages often have such unclear meaning and are very bad."
"That's right, I'm sorry." Angelette said in a calm voice.
With this kind of tone, people always doubt the sincerity of this woman's apology... Jiang Han couldn't help but feel a little headache. Among the witches she knew, the one who talked more was Miss Tang Wen, the only one in the wings club.
Designated novice. But at the level of the Great Witch, the one who talks more is actually Ms. Xu Wenji. If it were a higher level...
That is, if you surpass the Great Witch and reach the level of Ji Haijun, Kapton Channa, Lin Zhaojun, and Kraken, you will have a lot to talk about...
In order to take care of the image problem, these people have opened small accounts one by one to follow each other on social networks, and almost everyone tweets at the efficiency of 80 tweets a day, which does not include chatting and going to other people's accounts to flirt.
number……
I mean, um, this number is astonishing, right? It feels like even in later generations, parallel worlds, there won’t be such frequent tweets on Twitter or other social media, right?
Among them, the accounts of the two most interesting people are probably Angelette and Du Lingxuan, right?
Du Lingxuan is irritating others every day, and even sends out messages such as 'Alin is worthy of being the world's greatest witch' or 'Miss Li Lis is worthy of being one of the top 10 witches in the world'. Jiang Han.
Almost every time I watch it, I laugh out loud, and since Du Lingxuan’s [private date] date has already expired, no matter how angry I am, I still have to line up to beat up the lively Eunuch Du.
Angelette, on the other hand, spends her days studying earthy love words and earthy strange words, and posting various pink photos, pink games, pink spell theories, and some other things that inexplicably make you feel like this woman [heart]
The content of the fetish is so scary, for example, a witch model named 'Michelle' who is very popular among witches at this level. If everyone likes it, she will silently send a message like this
comment of:
‘I want to choke her from behind’.
And just like this, Angelite's trumpet often entered the "Closed Space". In the past few days, Jiang Han tried to click on her homepage, and almost every time, a line of red text appeared under the user's avatar: "This user
Due to inappropriate remarks or inappropriate behavior, you have been banned for xx minutes].
However, from the outside, this woman is beautiful, dignified, elegant, reliable, gentle, rich, very rich, extremely rich... Jiang Han glanced at Anjieli, who was thinking hard and concentrating on saying earthy love words.
Te, which caused the other party to misunderstand, said:
"Please wait a moment, I still have a poem to write. If I don't finish it, I will feel like I didn't go swimming in the summer or wear new underwear in the New Year. Don't worry, my friend is very tolerant to me.
Even if I am late for a day, two days, or even a week, they will tolerate it."
You made me laugh... Jiang Han nodded expressionlessly, feeling that he would not be able to go out for a while, so he focused on the magazine on the coffee table in the small reception hall, and asked politely:
"Can I see it?"
"Please enjoy it as you like, even if it's a pink poem." Angelette's voice was still smooth, and she said words that would make people blush and heartbeat if they didn't pay attention.
Jiang Han has gotten used to it, and after being harassed by Angelite in private chats for many days, he has even been able to make some counterattacks.
Human beings will always take a step further than they want to. When they want to stop, they find that the car door has been welded shut, the accelerator is fixed at the bottom, and the brakes and steering wheel have been unplugged. Yes, it means
Witch Racing Formula F213!
She picked up the magazine and glanced at the title: "Great Witch Data Magazine"
Although she was a little surprised that Angelette would have such a serious magazine, on the other hand, she felt that it was quite normal. She opened a page and found that the whole article was in English with a lot of professional vocabulary, but for
For witches, Latin and English are simply the first and second mother tongue, and Chinese may be considered the third mother tongue. Although this is not friendly to many languages, in fact, the spells in these three languages occupy about 99% of the world.
% of spell types.
Angelette, who was thinking about poetry, said:
"Because my friend is Josephine Durant, I also want you to get to know her, in order to avoid some misinformation you may have perceived."
You mean insulting the law, right? Jiang Han smiled and replied:
"Well, then I'll look at it carefully."
The current distribution of the number of great witches in the world is as follows:
England, 3rd place.
Dismantling Nice, 2nd place.
France, 2nd place.
America, 1st place.
Germany, 1st place.
Ermaozi, 1st place.
Of course, this has gradually evolved over the past 100 years. Originally, there was only one country in Nice, while Germany had three countries. It was a country of powerful witches separated from England by sea and land. However, in England and Germany,
At the Friendship Association, an angry person asked, "How do you divide the sky?" Sure enough, there are little people in history who can make such amazing performances, no matter where in the world they are.
Although various conspiracy theories were made about this little person afterwards, unfortunately, this kind of thing was indeed an accident.
Jiang Han read the introduction and turned to the next page.
The first page of the data magazine lists the historical records, from youngest to highest, that is, the one at the top is the best. And Jiang Han saw to his surprise that the best is indeed Li Lisi, the Great Witch Civil War
The record was 3:61, with a net loss of 58 games. What was shocking was that he actually defeated Kraken, who was in the top 3 among the great witches. It made people wonder if there was some dirty deal involved.
Looking down, Jiang Han said "Hey" and saw that the fourth ranked player was actually Kraken, with a record of 305 games.
What, was Kraken originally ranked fourth? Not top 3? Jiang Han nodded thoughtfully, looked down, and was shocked again!
Angelette! Ranked third, with a record of 10 games and a net victory of 483 games, but this exaggerated record is not the first place.
Jiang Han couldn't even imagine how terrifying these two witches in the top 2 were.
Then when I looked down, something even more surprising happened!
The top two are actually the great French witches. Among them, Josephine Durant won 577 games, lost 80 games, and won 497 games in second place. The first place was the French witch Don Gilles.
, played a daunting data of winning 597 games, losing 60 games, and winning 527 games!
"Hey, this is wrong, this doesn't fit with my impression of them..." Jiang Han felt that his worldview had collapsed.
Angelette, who was writing poetry, seemed to have anticipated this situation and said lightly:
"Please see the detailed match list."
"...Oh." After Jiang Han heard this, he honestly turned to the detailed match list and took a look at it, "Well, isn't this a very beautiful page of green, or two pages of green before one red loses... eh
?”
She found out!
Miss Jiang Han, I discovered it!
First of all, Josephine Durant's defeat was all concentrated on four people, Agatha Langdon, Angelette, Kraken, and Gil Los. As long as he faced these four people, Adu would not be able to win.
Won.
Secondly, Don Gillos' defeat was all concentrated on Agatha, Angelette, and Kraken. Even if he fought against the three of them, he could not win.
If you look carefully, you will find it!
These two great witches with the first and second best records are the three top witches! They are the three top witches!
The reason why Angelette, Kraken and Agatha are ranked 3, 4, and 5 is because all three of them have a record of overturning, and these two French witches really performed what it means to be cruel and ruthless.
', As long as you can't beat them, you will never be able to beat them! But as long as you can torture them, you can basically make these two women your slaves in this life!
"Hmm... This, this is indeed the world's number one witch group in France... Or, are they really the Gauls? The Gauls' cruelty is still... still trustworthy." Jiang Han understood a little bit,
Why are these two French prides so funny on the battlefield?
That’s the joke!
Which country was the witch world's first country to be breached?
France (instant answer)
So which country was the first witch world country in the world where the great witch was captured?
Or France (quick answer)
...The extraordinary ability to torture food has given the French Great Witches the reputation of being the best witch group in the world. But when it comes to fighting, when their opponents are top 3, they suffer from 'I'm afraid' and 'I'm afraid of myself'.
Symptoms of closure.
They are true. Together, the two of them have never defeated Kraken, Angelette or Agatha once. It is simply too hard to mention them in one breath!
If you want to talk about the food, it is really good. I feel like these two little sisters are just a joke when they go to the battlefield, they are just takeout of squab.
But do you want to be serious? These two are super cruel witches who fight "Hell is Empty, See You in the Devil's Arena". Witches from other countries are like delivering squab takeaways in front of them.
Those who can't be beaten can't be beaten, and those who can be beaten will never fall over. These two people... Jiang Han thought for a moment and felt that he still had to be professional and not laugh out loud.
"Pfft!"
But I really can’t help it! I can’t help it! These two sisters who abuse food are indeed full of French characteristics!
