"Anyway, this woman is rich." Angelette took a sip of borscht and said in an erratic tone, "Is that what you think, Kraken?"
"How could that be?" Kraken looked away.
Angelette looked at her quietly and said after a moment:
"You can send me a list later. I'll read it and make sure you don't just want to defraud me of my money before I cooperate with you."
Isn't this guy stupid... No, it should be said that Anjie is a very financially savvy witch, right? Jiang Han couldn't say there was anything wrong. Just now, he was probably a little worried that Anjie would be deceived by this guy Kraken.
Bar?
Jiang Han thought for a while, this was probably due to the appearance.
Kraken's white-haired appearance makes him look like a Dark Templar at first glance, while Anjie looks like a normal white-haired character that Chinese people would like. And she is slightly bigger, so her coordination is smooth.
Her tone of voice, as well as her face and temperament, which are extremely pure and serious as long as she doesn't speak, are like a white lotus.
But if you think about it seriously, Anjie is probably a worse person than Kraken.
Yesterday, Anjie's trumpet posted an original message when everyone was appreciating beautiful girls. It only appeared for 3 minutes, and it was dubbed as "I want to have a planned abdominal attack with her." As you can imagine
The original words were so excessive and twisted that after that, Anjie was temporarily banned from the social network 'Tweet' which she invented for 3 hours.
Maybe this woman had a premonition that her account would be banned frequently, so she only set a maximum ban time of 12 hours, and there was no permanent ban.
She compared the two women's badness in her mind, and concluded that Anjie was indeed the ultimate witch, and she was also the ultimate pervert.
As soon as she compared them, the Daisy mousse cake and watermelon sago she ordered were delivered to her.
Kraken looked over immediately and said with slight surprise:
"For those of you who eat sweets as your staple food, aren't you afraid of getting fat?"
"Don't be afraid, girls' fat is stored here." Jiang Han gestured to his chest with both hands and made a girl-specific joke. Unsurprisingly, he saw Kraken's indifferent expression as he lowered his head.
"I've taken the test, I'm D." Anjie added without hesitation, "We are obviously related by blood. There must be a flat-chested witch with special talents among our common ancestors, right?"
"I don't want people with epilepsy to say that." Kraken complained, "No, it should be said that you don't even inherit epilepsy."
The two people talked about the mutation again. Jiang Han quickly knocked on the plate and asked them:
"What heredity are you talking about?"
The inheritance of witches is very mysterious and weird, and there are even no rules. Only some witches who do research have studied the rules.
Kraken has written a paper on this aspect, and he can easily understand the inheritance of witches:
"The mutation of a witch can be understood literally as the selection of excellent cells from the same family lineage that are directly connected to the witches in the pedigree table, and the combination of them turns a witch from that family lineage into a super-excellent product, which is the attributes in all aspects.
They are all stronger than the most outstanding witch in the family."
"Let me give you an example." Angelette said in an interested tone, "For example, a certain witch has very big breasts and her magic power is very strong; and another witch in her family tree is a sea monster.
Female, has a particularly powerful Eternal Knot Eye but is very short. Then the most outstanding mutant witch from this family should be a witch with short stature and big breasts, but possessing both super magical power and super Eternal Knot Eyes."
"That's it. Although Anjie, you have some sinister intentions." Jiang Han roughly understood the basic setting of the witch's inheritance, "No wonder my cousin also has big breasts and is a little shorter than me."
Her cousin Jiang Miao is a very standard mutant witch, skilled in almost everything.
"Can you introduce her to me?" Angelette said a joke and flipped her hair, "There must have been an alchemist among your ancestors... That's how Dan is pronounced, right?"
"Alchemist..." Jiang Han picked up the knife and fork and cut the Peri steak she ordered into pieces.
Kraken ordered a combination of lobster, sea crab, and sea urchin filled with half a coconut:
"One of the predecessors of witches in China. Don't look at the spells we use now. In fact, we are witches who are the fusion of more than 20 professions."
"The alchemists who were good at alchemy evolved into the school of enchantment with Chinese characteristics, and the swordsmen-errant who were good at generous laments eventually evolved into the oldest conjuration witches. Among the witches, there are also duel witches who wield swords and sticks."
"In foreign countries, astrologers who specialize in astronomy are the earliest witches of the Western school of change."
Seeing that Jiang Han seemed to be very interested in this topic, Kraken added a few words:
"By the way, the earliest creature considered to be a god was the witch of the earliest school of plasticity."
"And the first witch who was worshiped as a god was the guy in front of you eating lamb chops."
Angelette turned her head and glanced at Kraken, then looked at her:
"I don't have a chirping mouth."
I am very concerned about personal image issues.
Jiang Han nodded, stuffed the tender steak into his mouth after the dessert, and chewed it. He felt that the meat was juicy and delicious. Although there was no seasoning added, it still left people with endless aftertaste.
After enjoying the unusual portions of desserts and staple food, Angelette took out a strange mobile phone and said:
"It's rare that Kraken won't be working anymore, why don't we take a group photo together?"
Jiang Han was so surprised when he heard this suggestion that he almost made a sound.
Kraken next to him also said with an expression of 'Are your brains burned out?':
"Although our disguises are very good, even the small ones are very popular. If we take a group photo, we will definitely be recognized, right? Jiang Han is also a famous cover witch in Nancheng, so a group photo is not enough."
"Don't worry, I have the coding pictures saved." Angelette was well prepared, "As long as you use cute animal pictures or other pictures for coding, wouldn't it be enough?"
This ultimate witch has created the social media of later generations. Not surprisingly, this novel social model has received praise from a large number of witches. Fortunately, the witches are not too chaotic and evil towards their own people, so they gave Anjie
Lit blocked the opportunity for certain bugs and defects.
For example, the problem of celebrity impersonation fraud has been solved by the authentication system created by Angelite.
We also worked overtime to complete the banning system.
Naturally, the system for p-pictures and posting pictures has also been perfected. But if you want to turn black people into white and tanks into bicycles like in parallel time and space, it is still impossible. At present, the only way is to simply overlay one layer on another.
A simple function on the layer, but it is good for coding.
"I still need to leave some memories when I go out to play, and I want to show off that I am having lunch with two beautiful girls." Angelette said while looking down at her phone.
This earthy straight ball was so accurate that Jiang Han was a little dizzy when it hit him. Kraken didn't insist on anything and just emphasized it again:
"Then just put the code on it... By the way, why not take a picture of the food first?"
After the seriousness, Kraken also entered a happy photo time. At this time, the finale dessert of this kind of shop, a banana split full of ice cream, was also served. Angelette used her weird shape, a bit like
Retro camera cell phone shot.
Kraken also took out a mobile phone.
The LCD screen is only about five pieces of paper thick. It has a strong science fiction atmosphere that can scare Jiang Han to tears. Needless to say, it is the mobile phone that Kraken rubbed by himself. This high-tech mobile phone can also be divided into different parts similar to
The camera, which is similar to a floating cannon, is really too strong in hand rubbing technology.
As for Jiang Han’s mobile phone...
The pink and white Tutu slider phone is also the most useful phone currently produced by the Witch manufacturer. Although it is a slider, there is no numeric keypad inside. Instead, it is like a touch screen version for control.
If you look closely, it looks a bit like a laptop.
But no matter what kind of mobile phone it is, the camera function has been added to the witch's mobile phone from the moment she was born. This seems to be a brand new social model.
The three of them finished taking pictures of the dessert banana split, shared the photos, and then started taking group photos.
Angelite sat in the middle, Jiang Han and Clarken were on both sides, each holding an ice cream cone, and then used the automatic camera function of Anjie's phone to take a classic photo of a school girl.
As soon as the filming was finished, Anjie took care of it and posted it on social media.
Because Jiang Han's account also followed her trumpet, and so did Kraken's, so I received it immediately.
After clicking on the social interface, you can see that under the social interface of Angelette, whose nickname is [French Master], she uploaded pictures of food and a photo of three people with their faces covered by a weeping lion head. The bottom instantly
Many comments were attached:
‘It’s delicious, it feels delicious’
'Banana boat, banana! Banana! Boat!'
The user "My sister's little hands are so cute and she has received social security" was banned for 30 minutes.
'Is the earthy love about to begin?'
'It's never over.'
‘Embrace left and right, humiliate the law and people’
I can’t tell that Angelite, a otaku, is so talented in running social networks. Her account has 240,000 followers. You must know that witches can and love the Internet now only in a small area, even among students.
It wasn't popular yet, and every now and then a JK would appear and would be called out by various younger sisters.
It feels like a place where a group of over-year-olds who have not cultivated themselves in middle age release themselves, a filthy place!
But it’s all because of salaried people. This kind of attention comes from salaried people who can afford membership fees!
By the way, Li Lisi has the second largest number of followers on the trumpet account. Because of her remarks about being straight and accidentally slapping her own thigh when taking photos of handicrafts, she actually became Angelette's 'internet prisoner' at the same time.
They were banned together for 5 minutes because the plot was too light. If it hadn’t been for the large number of followers, I probably wouldn’t have even been banned, but because of this, I gained the attention of 170,000 fans.
One of the more funny anecdotes is that when the big account on Li Lisi's social network launched the Secret Keeper's armed belt, it was not sold out. In the end, the small account blushed and launched a wave of fans to sell out.
The most outrageous thing is that after the sale, many witches actually sent her private messages:
'Sister, you can just follow that witch, why bother following a stupid guy?'
‘Take off your followers, please. It’s true that the Iron Dragon is cute, but please look at what her comments are like: ‘The work is going well’, ‘The office is great’, ‘The work is going well again’
...By the way, within organizations such as the Keepers of Secrets, Muhai, and Night Watch, they still know that ‘this account is the boss’s account’, which is simply a public execution.
Jiang Han's account has about 1,100 followers, of which about 300 people have named her, 500 people have bought her wine, 50 people have had special dates with her, there are 10 great witch trumpets, and 30 great people
Relatives or friends of the witch, 100 fans of photographers. The most terrifying thing is that the only people who are left to follow are only about 10 random people who follow...
They are all police detectives.
...all, all police detectives.
By the way, there are more than 20 teachers!
Jiang Han fell into deep thought.
My recent A2 mock test has been stable at 75 or above without any leaked questions. Is it time to relax and study and manage my personal account... This, the follow list of this social account is simply unreadable.
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