Chapter 23: I'm thinking, I can make a crooked five
Having said that, Miss Cuoyu is actually small and cute. Although she is taller than me... Jiang Han felt a tightness in his chest.
In fact, among women, 1.45 meters tall in 1994 could only be considered short, not super short.
After all, a woman is considered qualified if she is around 1.5 meters tall, and she is considered to be of medium height if she is taller than 1.6 meters tall.
But the average height of a witch in China is 173, and in England it is even higher, 179.
Enduring the pain in his chest, he helped Liang Cuoyu correct his homework. Jiang Han also changed into an ice blue house skirt, used magic papyrus to write down alchemy formulas, and quietly swung his feet in blue short cotton socks.
, quiet and beautiful.
At about twelve o'clock in the evening, she walked to the kitchen and saw Ms. Ye Keshu making omelettes under the guidance of Liang Cuoyu.
She held the spatula with one hand and pinched her orchid fingers with the other hand.
Under Miss Cuoyu's detailed teaching, she easily turned over the eggs and asked happily:
"Hey, turn it like this?"
"Yes, yes, using a spatula is different from using a spell. The spell can stabilize the egg liquid and egg yolk, but the spatula cannot." Liang Cuoyu opened the rice cooker beside him, and the fragrant rice fragrance filled the entire space in an instant.
When the aroma was steaming, she also saw Jiang Han, so she smiled and said:
"It's just time for dinner."
It's great that I don't have to use the simple roll lunch spell today... Jiang Han kicked off his unflattering slippers and ran over on the wooden floor.
She glanced at the vegetable pot, and there were hot dishes that had not yet been plated floating in the steam cover separated by magic.
"I happen to be hungry. Where are Zhen Ling and A Miao? By the way, I don't seem to have seen Comrade Xuan either." Jiang Han asked casually.
Ye Keshu, who really started to learn the cooking skills of witches (land people), carefully handled the eggs, and used the double-threaded thinking ability that every witch has, and answered without looking back:
"Ms. Xuan is working overtime in the department today. She has a lot of work at the end of the year. Well, she is very tired and has lost some weight. What is that word?"
"Sub-healthy?" Jiang Han thought of Dinisha.
Ms. Ye shook the pot, picked up the beef bacon and threw it in. The whole pot was filled with a strong aroma of bacon.
"Yes, sub-healthy!" Ye Keshu turned her head and suddenly gave a rare chuckle and said, "I will get a food box to send to her in a while. She used to always complain about the department's work meals. Well, she still has to
Do one thing."
What's the matter? Jiang Han didn't ask.
Because Ms. Ye took action immediately. She glanced at the pot and judged based on the cooking experience of mainlanders that she could leave for a while. She quickly ran to the refrigerator and took out a bottle of oolong tea and two cans of beer.
She poured the oolong tea into the glass pot, and then poured the beer into the oolong tea bottle:
"Okay, two cans of beer won't make her drunk anyway. It just refreshes her."
It's not good to drink at work... Jiang Han felt suffocated, but after thinking about it carefully, Comrade Xuan's alcohol capacity could easily be drunk with two bottles of vodka, so he didn't stop him.
While Ms. Ye was busy giving Miss Xuan the food box, she did not forget to tell Jiang Han:
"As for A Miao and Zhen Ling, they are already asleep."
"Sleep? So early?" Jiang Han asked in surprise.
Liang Cuoyu was nearby, using magic power to put the hot food on the plate, and interjected:
"Miss Miao and Miss Zhenling have a group activity tomorrow. They want to go to the aquarium to play together. If they want to go to the aquarium, they have to go in the morning."
"Go to the aquarium..." Jiang Han missed the ghost seal a little bit and wanted to suck the ghost seal.
"Didn't A Miao come to Nancheng just recently? As a sister, you can't accompany others to visit the scenic spots in Nancheng, so we have to let Zhenling do it for you." Ms. Ye said a little reproachfully.
Jiang Han showed a pitiful and aggrieved smile and looked at her without saying a word.
This move was too lethal. Ms. Ye Keshu had no choice but to turn her head away, snorted softly, and said helplessly:
"I know you have many things to do. Next week I will take A Miao and Zhen Ling to Lanhai Customs to play squash. Do you want to come?"
"Next week..." Jiang Han blinked.
She didn't answer, but she heard Ms. Ye sigh again:
"You're not free next week? Right?"
"But, if you are free next week, try to be on Wednesday or Thursday. I guarantee that I will have time." Jiang Han is a witch who can operate on five threads. She can quickly find the timetable in her mind to calculate her free time.
There was supposed to be a day off next week, but that day was given to Anjie. No one can give up on Anjie, right? To be fair.
Next Monday will be Sharon Curie’s Alchemy A3 Lecture, Tuesday will be the recording of 303 Witch’s stage show, Wednesday and Thursday will be decided, Friday will go to the Witch’s House to take promotional photos for the New Year, and Saturday will go to the Metropolitan Police Department
To shoot the new cover and content of the magazine "Interpretation", the offer was 50,000 yuan, which I couldn't refuse.
On Sunday, we were filming the recruitment advertisement for Muhai Club, and we had an appointment with Lin Zhaojun for a tea party at 1am.
Again, no one can beat Lin Zhaojun, right?
"Then next Wednesday or Thursday, I guess you have something to do again." Ms. Ye packed the prepared food boxes with a smile.
At the same time, she took the witch's robe hanging on the hook and put it on herself.
Seeing her action, Jiang Han asked:
"You're not going to go until you finish eating?"
"Then she's even hungrier. It's only a few minutes away. I'll see you later." She walked out of the kitchen with the food box and turned back to warn, "Put your letter on the dining table."
Seeing her happy back, Jiang Han couldn't help but sigh that the relationship between Ms. Ye and Ms. Xuan was really good.
Generally speaking, although witches are social animals and their family ties are very strong, they do not have such a good relationship when divided into individuals. It is very normal for a family to live together for a month without having a meal together.
things.
There are often people who are not here, and there are also people who are often busy with their own affairs.
After all, compared to land people, witches should be considered immortals.
Even death is not too sad.
After all, in the place where their souls live after death, any relatively capable witch can channel the soul of the witch. Some great witches can even return from the underworld after sleeping for hundreds of years.
Another example is the case of the undead witches, who prefer witch creations that play with life and death.
For example, Jiang Han's mother Ye Keshu and Jiang Xuan have such a good relationship with witch relatives, which is a relatively rare type.
This will also cause discomfort for many witches.
For example, now, Ye Keshu delivers food boxes in the past. This behavior will cause irreversible damage and psychological shadow to many single witches...
She helped Liang Cuoyu bring the dishes to the table.
"Please take care of Ms. Ye." Jiang Han smiled at Cuoyu.
"No, she taught me many details of magic control." Liang Cuoyu replied, she also sat down, picked up the knife and fork and started to eat like a lady.
Jiang Han held the spoon with one hand and started to enjoy dinner, while grabbing the letter with the other hand.
…an invitation from Ji Haijun for next week 3, […let’s go to the game together and bought a special seat ticket.]
...an invitation from Lin Qiang for next week 3, [...shopping, shopping, shopping? Ha, I lied to you, we are preparing interior decoration for Bridget and Miss Edwina, and buying suitable clothes. 】
…Invitation from Kraken for next week 2, […Have a meal together after you finish recording the show? There are discussions about a new magazine…]
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Most of the letters are invitations, and some of the letters are new information about magazines you subscribe to and certain products you are interested in.
Since I had decided to go out with my family on Wednesday, all the invitations on Wednesday were blocked.
As of Thursday, Jiang Han had not seen any more attractive invitations.
So I decided that next Thursday, Cen Jing and I would clean up the greenhouse and plant the plant samples to see if they could be renovated. It was a real reorganized project, not that kind of reorganized project.
In the middle of reading the letter, Ms. Ye came back quickly. The witch who can ride a high-speed broom is indeed very fast.
After a sumptuous dinner, the three witches used magic to clean the kitchen.
By the way, Jiang Han is used as a battery. Ever since Ms. Ye learned that Jiang Han can be used as a battery, she basically requires the "Jiang Han WiFi" to be turned on 24 hours a day at home. In her words:
"I also want to experience the feeling of tens of thousands of magic powers!"
After 2 o'clock, Jiang Han returned to the room, entered his personal space, and went to the alchemy laboratory.
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"Well, if you want to solve the problem of remote transmission of magic power..." Jiang Han drew back and forth on a piece of paper, wrote down a lot of formulas, and also used the 'cat accounting method' to encrypt it.
Anyway, she has five threads. While thinking about formulas and designs, she is encrypting and testing materials.
Cat encryption refers to the cat characters that witches love to use. Specifically, they use various cat emoticons and cat sketches to encrypt text. For many witches, cracking other people's cat encryption is a complicated and interesting thing.
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She wants to design a magic wifi to provide magic at home from a long distance.
It is convenient for family members to use their own magic in the home to research and transform the entire room.
For example, Ms. Ye Keshu and Ms. Jiang Xuan had long wanted to remodel the basement of their home to a larger size, but Jiang Han never had the time, and their magic power was never enough, so they put it on hold until now.
With this magic wifi, they can also use Jiang Han's magic power to transform.
Anyway, Jiang Han's magic power is already very terrifying. Even if he is drained of tens of thousands of magic power, it will be insignificant.
Magic is a bit like money.
The higher the magic power, the faster the recovery speed. On the contrary, some witches only have 600 magic power, and it takes nearly half a day to fully recover after using it.
On the contrary, for someone like Jiang Han, even if she consumes her bottomless magic power, it will be full again within minutes, so this kind of consumption is really not a big deal for her.
But even so, Jiang Han still had to calculate the energy consumption formula.
Magic power is a universal energy source. If too much is lost along the way, even she will feel distressed.
