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Chapter 4: Red Humor

Vientiane Commercial Street is extremely prosperous, even more prosperous than the Special Economic Zone in the previous life. Western-looking witches can be seen shopping everywhere on the street, and some are chatting with the merchants about current affairs in a mix of Chinese and English Mandarin. The witches are floating around

carrying their own shopping bags, like a unique spectacle.

Some were wearing festive cheongsam, with flying carpets from the Alibaba story floating around them, and mobile merchant witches placing goods on top of the flying carpets.

Most of them are handsome, with lively side-length hair, and they have a childish look. They sell products with enthusiasm, as if they are students working part-time jobs.

When Jiang Han and his sister walked to the bank on the Commercial Street, they met a witch vendor who enthusiastically greeted her to sell goods. She stood up straight with a bright smile: "Hello, comrade, do you want to buy witch eggs?"

On the flying carpet next to her were egg cartons similar to those in the supermarket in Jiang Han's previous life. Rows of them were filled with eggs.

It looks like an egg seller.

Jiang Han couldn't catch his breath, coughed twice, covered his mouth and said in shock: "Witch egg?"

"It's the witch's egg." The vendor girl smiled brightly.

If Jiang Han remembers correctly, the witch egg should be... an unborn witch? Good guy, this is human trafficking! Jiang Han swallowed and looked around with a pale face. In China in 1994, human traffickers

If you are caught, you will be shot directly. In the country of this era, madness and justice coexist, and all serious violations will be shot on the spot without batting an eye. Buying and selling witch eggs is probably a human trafficker, or a witch human trafficker...

But unexpectedly, my sister Jiang Zhenling had no intention of reporting it. Instead, she asked curiously: "Comrade, did you just get the witch egg today?"

"That's right, fresh, no more than two days old." The vendor looked proud.

My sister started chatting with the merchant and even walked to the rest area next to it so as not to block others' way into the bank.

Through their chat, Jiang Han also figured out what was going on.

It turns out that witch eggs are very productive, some are laid once every three days, and some are laid twice a day. It’s impossible to put so many witch eggs in the freezer to hatch, right? So these witch eggs are all used in factories.

Generating electricity, and many businesses have been born from this, such as buying and selling witch eggs. Witches have a long lifespan and last for a long time into adulthood, and many witches have a research-loving personality. As a result, leftover women in old age have become a serious social phenomenon.

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And in this case, the witch egg business appeared... Speaking of this, I think everyone knows what's going on.

That is, the older leftover girls buy dozens of witch eggs, open the unused refrigerator or freezer at home, put them in and start incubating them. The ones that successfully hatched last for 18 years and are registered with the Civil Affairs Bureau. This is equivalent to saying, "My wife has been incubating for 18 years."

I took care of everything from incubation to adulthood, which solved the problem of being single.

Of course, there are also unlucky witches who have had a wife for 18 years, but in the end her wife was abducted by another comrade. Generally, in such a situation, a grand duel is inevitable.

It is really a picture scroll of red humor.

"This batch is imported eggs bought from Western countries." The vendor patted his soft chest and introduced.

My sister asked excitedly: "The blonde one?"

I can’t tell that Comrade Jiang Zhenling still likes foreign horses. Jiang Han couldn’t complain in his heart. His sister was never seen to like foreign girls in her previous life... Ah, no, in her previous life she should have been called a handsome foreign guy. What did her sister like in her previous life?

Leonard, you don't feel anything about a handsome foreign guy like Beckham, how come you look like you want to find an 'imported wife' when you change here...

The vendor replied with a professional spirit: "That's definitely not the case. These eggs are imported from Great Britain. Do you know what Great Britain is? It is composed of Saxons, Normans and Celts. There must be less blond hair and less red hair.

Most of them have brown hair, and some even have black hair like us. But they must have blue eyes, they can be blue, green, or brown, it just depends on your luck."

After taking a breath, the vendor continued: "Besides, this witch egg can't just be what it is. In foreign countries, the mother's family has blond hair, and the father's family also has blond hair. Maybe the offspring will inherit red hair after four or five generations.

Definitely. Didn't the science radio tell me that the genealogy of witches is long and broad? If they inherit a little more from their parents, they will already look different after two generations. And the genealogy of Western witches is even more confusing. It's hard to pinpoint.

There is someone in this batch of eggs who has inherited aristocratic blood, right? I can’t say for sure.”

Comrade Jiang Zhenling thought about it and asked, "How much does one cost?"

The vendor witch showed a bright smile again: "5 cents each, buy ten and get two free."

Jiang Zhenling smiled and said, "Hey, isn't this just one dozen?"

Seeing that the two of them had already concluded the business deal, Jiang Han finally softened his stiff face.

"Sister, help me get it." My sister put the dozen witch eggs she bought into Jiang Han's hand and lowered her head to sort a cloth bag.

The witch egg is only the size of a table tennis ball. It needs to be placed in a cold environment to slowly grow. After it finally becomes the size of a basketball, it is placed in a warm place and incubated with body temperature for 18 days, and a new witch is born. Before listening

Mother Ye Keshu said that the witch eggs are easily frozen during the freezing process, so the hatching rate is not high, but they may not break when they are held in the hand for juggling.

Jiang Han curiously took out one and tossed it, but the weight returned.

My sister packed the bags and made a dissatisfied voice: "Sister, be careful, don't drop my wife!"

Okay, the hatching thing didn't even begin, even my wife called me.

Jiang Han held his future brother-in-law, sister-in-law, and the horses in his hands, and did not dare to make too many moves. Although his mother said that witch eggs are not afraid of falling, but holding these egg-like witch eggs in his hands will always cause

The illusion will be smashed to the ground if you let go.

"Twelve, I hope one can hatch..." My sister opened the bag and asked Jiang Han to put all the eggs inside, and said: "If one hatches, she will be my wife in 18 years. If two hatch, divide them."

One to be your wife."

Jiang Han's mouth twitched and he said speechlessly: "Can't even one hatch?"

"That's right." Jiang Zhenling put on a forlorn expression that said, "That's it." She pursed her lips.

Jiang Han and Jiang Zhenling walked into the bank and came to a small hall with several rows of benches.

It's a bit like a bank in Hong Kong and Macao, with carpets on the floor, air-conditioning turned on regardless of cost, and the salespeople at the counter are very professional.

The queuing channel is also neat and clean.

The family's finances have always been controlled by her mother and younger sister. Jiang Han recalled that in her previous life, when she was 19, she had to ask her younger sister for money to buy a pack of cigarettes. Later, her younger sister was admitted to Southern University, majoring in finance and accounting, and became even more shrewd and far-sighted.

.I took good care of my family, which later lost half of its financial resources due to the mass layoffs in the South. I also invested in two funds and successfully maintained the family's economy. However, I often refused to approve the purchases of young Comrade Jiang Han and senior Comrade Jiang Xuan.

Tobacco application...

At this time, the family should be richer than before. Jiang Han took a peek at the bankbook and saw that the number on it was not small. When he bought the witch eggs just now, the individual purchase was calculated in terms of "mao", which means that the price should be

It is similar to the original time and space, with normal prices in 1994.

My sister took out two thousand, which is a round number. Although the big southern city is considered a place with high prices, two thousand is really a lot.

"I can buy you a good pet. If you buy a cheap one, we can also have a Western meal, buy two sets of clothes, and finally buy a dozen books."

Jiang Han secretly added to his sister's words: He can still buy hundreds more Yangma eggs and take them home to hatch quails...


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