She took three steps away and turned back, just like a newborn mother sending the little witch to kindergarten for the first time, her eyes were moist.
"...She is a very qualified mother, if she really has a daughter." Historia joked.
"I agree." Jiang Han pursed his lips.
After taking stock of the environment, she asked:
"So, when will my study... start?"
"There's no need to be in such a hurry." Historia turned into a ghost and sank into the ground.
It seems that ghost witches like to play this trick.
Jiang Han held the book blankly, looked at the gorgeous carpet, and thought for about ten seconds.
Historia floated out from under the carpet, holding two Winchester rifles with wooden supports and silver ornaments in her hands. She looked at Jiang Han with her golden and red eyes, and said in an elegant tone:
"I personally think that a fisherman must learn to use a shotgun, because our scope is not only to protect the fish ponds, but also to hunt prey, herd hounds, and create wild golf courses. Using a shotgun is the easiest
It is an act of socializing with upper-class witches. Whenever the sun rises slightly, ladies will hold shotguns and trained hounds to track their prey."
Is it equivalent to learning how to play Texas and socialize with others? Jiang Han said nothing and looked at the rifle curiously.
"...Of course, we also need to learn theoretical knowledge, but from the look of you, you may need more communication skills, rather than...muddled theoretical knowledge." Historia smiled brightly.
After a while, "Every fisherman is the same. After all, witches need so much magic power. Our communication skills are much more important than actually doing things."
That being said, it's true...Jiang Han smiled from the bottom of his heart.
Although the position of senior witch is said to be a higher-level service industry, in fact, it is also a gold-plated place.
Generally speaking, witches who hold high-level service positions fall into three categories:
The first type is an elite witch who has outstanding talents but insufficient resources and needs this method to improve her own value.
The second type is those who have outstanding talents and strong family influence. They gain some fame through this method, which can be used as a springboard to advance to a higher-level position or enter a more professional career field.
The third type, the Chosen Daughters, they only take up their positions because "the witches who want to get to know them need such an excuse."
The friendship between high-level witches is very complicated, very strange, and full of all kinds of indescribable rules.
There are many rules that even the great witch is unwilling to change.
For example, Jiang Han, as a friend of Kraken and the others, cannot appear publicly as 'their friend' because the social level is not good enough. The public witch will think, 'Is there a big shady story behind this? Is it full of unhappiness?
The element of justice'.
After Jiang Han becomes the fisherman, all these speculations will disappear at once, because the social level of the 'fisherman' is able to establish a social relationship with the top witch.
Jiang Han asked:
"So, what I need to learn now is how to use a shotgun and how to breed hounds?"
"Hound is just a word, lovely lady." Historia poured her a glass of pomegranate and watermelon juice, and sat comfortably on the recliner, swinging the fishing rod. "Hound refers more to pets, well,
Do you have a pet?"
Faced with the banquet witch's question, Jiang Han felt guilty for a moment and then said slowly:
"...Well, I, I have an ice bear."
Gudong.
The fishing rod accidentally sank into the pond. Historia turned her head sideways, with an expression like a little girl riding a dog in the garden, filled with a feeling of 'I don't believe it, but it could be true?
'Emotions:
"Uh...sorry?"
"A bear, an ice bear." Jiang Han finished speaking fluently and tilted his head.
The Ice Bear is a, ahem, mage-type pet.
That is, the ice bear does not have skills such as "Charge, Taunt, Bite" like most witch pets. Instead, the ice bear itself is a spell caster.
They don't like hunting, and spend more time patrolling their vast territories, inspecting the soil and air quality, and sampling plants. Occasionally, ice bears will worry about publishing a paper in the Witch Magazine: "
How far are we from the cold winter era?"
Such an intelligent pet is not suitable to be trained as a stalker.
After Historia was silent for a few seconds, she asked as if she wanted to make amends:
"It's okay. Ice bears can still hunt animals after training, as long as they are thin enough..."
"It may weigh 1,400 kilograms so far." Jiang Han still felt guilty.
The corner of Historia's mouth twitched slightly, she was silent for a few seconds, and then smiled softly:
"It's okay. With your magical power, you can keep five pets. I can recommend you to go to a shop that specializes in preparing pets for powerful witches. You can keep a Quintus octopus, which is a powerful sea monster.
Maybe it matches you better."
Bear, bear... It's all your fault that you can't control your appetite. I have to find someone new... Jiang Han felt regretful in his heart, but at the same time he was already looking forward to that octopus.
It is the nature of a witch to like the new and dislike the old!
While Historia was dreaming about Jiang Han, she entered the pond as a ghost and picked up the fishing rod.
She put the fishing rod aside, put her hands gently on her knees, paused for half a second and said:
"There is also a monster illustrated book. As a hunter, you need to know which monsters must be solved with magic. Those monsters can be hunted with an enhanced shotgun. In the upper class society, if a witch uses powerful spells on monsters that do not need magic to solve
...It is equivalent to using the wish spell to cheat when playing games with little witches, and the reputation is suddenly reduced. Maybe some of them's life goal of "spending time with you" will be replaced by "this woman is only worthy of you".
The temporary life goal of laying an egg."
Jiang Han nodded, indicating that he understood.
I let out a 'poof' in my heart.
Historia has definitely never read CEO stories! CEOs all like silly stories. Silly girls are sweet stories, and smarter stories are definitely sad stories!
Seeing that Jiang Han was obedient, Historia also felt that her blood pressure was stable.
She has seen many Chosen Daughters in her life. Either she is so dumbfounded that she wants to fight Angelite to the death tomorrow, or she is not arrogant and feels that she is the next Angelite, or she is cleverly calculating.
The gap between her and Angelette...
Although Anjie is the one who lays down the gun, this also shows Anjie's status in the mind of the witch. She has done both good and bad things. Maybe the witch hunter organized to pay homage to Mr. An before the film started... (because
The first witch who came close to being omniscient and omnipotent was Irene, so I had no choice but to make Anjie the second child.)
Historia, who was in a good mood, did not fool anyone. She took out a thick notebook from the table and handed it to Jiang Han:
"I will lend you this Monster Manual first, and then you will have to make your own Monster Manual."
The elegant banquet witch said:
"As a tradition, each hunter's monster illustration is the sum of the monsters they have hunted throughout their life. We hunt monsters, and as fishermen, we also hunt marine creatures. We combine the parts of these monsters, evolutionary trends, and ecological changes,
All living habits are recorded in the illustrated book. Because there are so many pages, our illustrated book is made using extended space. Mine looks like it only has 200 pages, but its capacity is hundreds of times larger than it appears."
"It's really amazing. I want to hunt so many monsters in the future." Jiang Han said with longing.
This sentence also made Historia smile and said:
"Very good, I will give you an expanded blank book later. You can record it after you finish hunting."
Jiang Han nodded obediently, which made Historia feel happy again.
The ghost witch turned Qin Shunying into a dog in her heart:
Such a well-behaved daughter of the chosen one, how can she be as wild-minded and frighteningly full of ideas as Qin Shunying said?
At this time, Jiang Han, who was holding the monster illustration in his hand, felt happy in his heart:
I haven’t used the copier at my house for a long time. Just in time, I’ll print out the entire monster illustrated book for you!
Jiang Han's mind has become a witch, and when she looks at this monster illustrated book, she has evil intentions in her heart.
I told her to make an illustrated book by herself, but I didn’t tell her not to use a photocopier!
As for the space folding technology? She thought about it and it wasn’t impossible to build it. It would only weigh dozens of kilograms!
But at least, I have to deceive this monster illustrated book first before talking about anything else... Jiang Han nodded more and more obediently, almost becoming a nodding machine, as honest as if he appeared in the Little Witch Club and didn't even know the wine.
The little witch.
After finishing the polite remarks and stating the main theme, Historia finally got to the point, which also made Jiang Han make a few remarks:
Weak little bourgeois witches are like this. They like to make the tone of a matter extremely complicated, as if you can become a diplomat the next day if you understand the principle of the matter. But the real subjects, they
I started introducing it very late.
Historia didn't know what the obedient witch in front of her was murmuring in her heart. Instead, she became more and more satisfied, and her voice became a little softer:
"Based on your current situation, the spell system you master is definitely not suitable for Fisher Girl, and the knowledge structure is definitely not suitable, so we need to start over, which also means it will be more urgent. You need to come to me five times a week, every day
For the next six hours, you'd better cancel all your recent work, appointments or parties. If it doesn't work, just report it to me... Do you understand?"
"Understood." Jiang Han answered quickly. At the same time, she wrinkled her nose and asked, "Well, Miss Historia, may I ask, what does 'really not possible' mean?"
"For example, police duties, etc." Historia answered.
Witches in this era still respect police witches and the Metropolitan Police.
Jiang Han thought for a while:
"Then I might not be able to come the day after tomorrow."
Historia frowned, but didn't say anything. She just made a questioning sound of "Huh?"
Jiang Han smiled stupidly:
"Angelette, Irene and Lilith are going to watch the game with me that day."
This is definitely not official business.
But Historia twitched the corners of her mouth and nodded:
"Yeah, okay."
"It may not be possible the day after tomorrow, I want to go to dinner with Kraken."
Jiang Han counted them carefully:
"The day after tomorrow, Siwa from the Water Dragon Certification wants to go to Nancheng Aquarium with me."
"In the next two days, two Fire Dragon Witnesses and a Peak Witch will invite me to play cards at the club..."
"..."
After talking about it, Historia nodded numbly and concluded:
"...Except for special training days when you have to come, for the rest of the time, if you have more than three hours of free time that day, just call me and I will go to your club to find you."
