"Channel Master Channel Master, your explanation is very good."
"There are really no people here to listen to my serious explanation, right? Don't be disgusted with me, sisters."
...Du Lingxuan grabbed the message witch like a machine gun, and actually produced the effect of "Anchor vs. Water Friends" before Jiang Han's time travel in the late 1920s. It has to be said that Xuanbao would not have any humanity at all.
The subscribers who left the message were so speechless that they were autistic.
From Jiang Han's point of view, Du Lingxuan sincerely loves to compete with others. As soon as she sat down and chatted with Kraken about Testenango's style, Xuanbao grabbed another message from a lucky viewer.
:
"The channel owner is so awesome, why don't you play in the competition?"
Xuanbao perked up:
"Viewer, you are so sharp-tongued, why don't you go work in the Little Witch Club? You rely on your skills to earn a living. Everyone looks down on you."
"There are always some viewers who stand up and talk without pain, and like to ridicule others from the high point of morality. But you are standing in the sewer, and I can't follow you down to chat! What you said, I will be the commentator.
Ask me why I don’t play games. When I play games, can’t you ask me why I don’t commentate? Wake up, sister, what you say seems to make sense, but it actually makes no sense at all.”
"I have a tough mouth when I want to quarrel with someone. My mouth can even pry open Kenbao's mouth."
Kraken, who was sitting next to him, stared wide-eyed. He never expected that he would be verbally abused again while sitting next to him.
At this time, what flashed through Jiang Han's mind was the classic 'contradiction':
In the end, is it Xuanbao's stubbornness or Kenbao's?
Before she finished thinking, Xuanbao said:
"Besides, it's not that I don't want to fight, it's that I can't beat you! I was beaten as a commentator based on my ability, so why not let me commentate? If you are shorter than other witches, why don't you allow others to be shorter? You can still give others
Raise it 10 centimeters?"
This time it was Jiang Han's turn to widen her eyes. She never expected that just as she was sitting next to him, Xuan Bao would inexplicably be deflected 360 degrees in an arc and hit the gate of life.
If one person is black and the other is evil, Xuanbao can survive to adulthood safely. Many witches have serious responsibilities that cannot be shied away from.
Jiang Han finally couldn't help but push Kraken and stared at her with an almost 'Li Zai Gan God Demon' look:
"Sister Xiaoke, what was your mentality when you bought Xuanbao? Wouldn't it be good to let her play in the Forest until she retires?"
Hearing this question, Du Lingxuan also looked over with a curious look on his face:
"Yeah, why did you buy me? Are you really itchy and want to be sprayed?"
...Xuanbao, just be a human being, I beg you. Jiang Han almost couldn't catch his breath, and could barely hold back his laughter.
Kraken's face was completely paralyzed, and he said with mixed emotions:
"...Ah Lin said, 'If Xuanbao doesn't beat me, I won't either.'"
"Damn it! Lin Bao is so loyal. I'll date her tonight because she has the guts." Xuan Bao slapped her thigh, pia! As soon as she heard it, she knew that she had gained at least five pounds since she hadn't played in the game for a few days.
Kraken took a deep breath and moved his lips slightly:
"My mother really bought it, and she said to me, 'Sister, I'm just kidding.'"
"Pfft." Jiang Han wanted to laugh out loud, but felt that this would rub salt into the wound too much, so he held his stomach, suppressed his laughter, and tapped his heels on the sofa more than a dozen times.
Xuanbao is also laughing.
However, Du Lingxuan smiled and suddenly felt something was wrong, and said with confusion:
"That's not right, Lin Bao is not saying 'I won't fight if Xiao Li doesn't fight', she and Xiao Li are good sisters..."
"She says that to everyone!" Kraken counted on his fingers. "She also said to Miyano Suena, 'The moonlight is so beautiful. If Nana doesn't hit me, I won't hit Mogami River either.'"
Ah Lin is such an old scumbag...Jiang Han couldn't help it this time, covering his mouth and laughing.
After chatting like this for a while, the Erin Cup entrance ceremony began.
Jiang Han had just returned from Testenango recently. He didn't pay attention to where the Erin Cup was, so he asked:
"Xuanbao, can you introduce me? How about today's Erin Cup?"
"Today's Erin Cup has two highlights." Xuanbao seemed quite professional when he talked about the competition.
Kraken praised:
"Oh? Which two highlights?"
Xuanbao said with excitement:
"Lin Bao beat Historia, and An Bao beat the loser of Ji Haijun and Gill. I can't believe it. I can think of the plot. Well, in the key round, Gill showed the 'French guy won't win the key round'
Traditional sportsmanship, being defeated in the loser bracket in one breath, two great witches deadlock, who will die, the top 32 great witches, after returning home, they were violently attacked by the Internet, and their confidence was completely lost after being sprayed in one day, and they retired.
Great, just make way for Irene! Isn’t it a waste of money?”
Why don't you write a script? Jiang Han blinked and was speechless for a moment.
Kraken finally reacted, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Xuan Bao blocked him:
"Of course, this is because of Jill's bad mentality, and the top 32 may have to abdicate. Like Li Lisi and Kraken, there are only a few great witches who will not retire from the top 64."
Jiang Han only saw Kraken covering his chest and gasping twice.
This big move also startled Xuanbao, who gave him a complaining look:
"Hey, Kembo, if you don't like it, just tell me. Knocking on the table? That's not necessary... Eh? You didn't knock on the table? That's fine. Just watch the game!"
Xuan Bao can grow up healthily, and every witch really has a responsibility!
Jiang Han calmed down and watched the first game.
Ji Haijun fights the great witch again.
In the opening quarter, Haijun started out 0:3 behind, and before Gill's match point was reached, the French blood showed its effect.
If you trade advantages for tactics, why not go to Siberia to grow potatoes!
After Gil used the wrong tactics and was overturned in the first game, he pulled his hips at the speed of light and was forced to chase seven from three, defeating the loser group in one breath.
Kraken's expression was dull and he said in a daze:
"Ah? Even a three-to-zero start can be overturned?"
Du Lingxuan opened his mouth and was about to get angry when Jiang Han immediately added:
"It's okay. I remember Xuanbao fought against Ah Lin. He was beaten 13-0 at the beginning of nine to zero, and nine was left to chase thirteen. It was a tragedy in the world... Xuanbao is so strong."
Xuanbao coughed and smiled softly and sweetly:
"The little witch who has never played a game is so tough when speaking, Hanbao."
Jiang Han responded with a sweet smile, turned his head, and breathed in a high-frequency doggy style.
Phew! Phew! Phew!
It’s really, really exciting! I actually went to Xuanbao in a weird way, it’s so exciting! It’s like walking on a single-plank bridge in a 100-meter-high building, playing rock-paper guessing on the Hope, going camping in Raccoon City, and walking on the street in Silent Hill!
…………
Although there are many games, the pace is not slow at all.
It's the end of the version, everyone has stopped pretending, they have taken off their masks and are fighting to the end!
Angelite, the only one in the world who is qualified to adjust the witch version number (magic speed), has not finished the game, so she has no time to work on a new version. If she doesn't take advantage of this version to quickly gain rankings, how can she wait for others to learn the Murloc style and then dismantle it?
Fortress?
The great witch of France once again inherited the glorious tradition. After losing in a row in one day, Ji Haijun and Angelette jointly took him out of the game, becoming the fourth great witch to be eliminated.
And Jiang Han's beloved master Historia once again took on the role of working queen. First she sent away Kraken, whom Ji Haijun was most afraid of, and then after going to the loser group, she took down the two top witches that Lin Zhaojun was least good at fighting.
As soon as he was carried away, he was finally knocked out by Lin Zhaojun.
It's amazing, this is the working queen.
White, busy, live!
There is not much suspense in other games. For example, Eleanor, the Wheelchair God-Slayer, started to rush, and a set of classic "rushing spells" washed away a Water Dragon Certificate. As a result, in the current Erin Cup knockout round, the Water Dragon Certificate is the last one.
A top witch stands on the field!
That is Angelite (she has all the certificates). I have to say that the witch with the Water Dragon certificate is indeed not good at fighting.
Today's Anjie is indeed fierce, playing to the level expected of a final witch.
Just when Jiang Han thought it was time to end, Xuanbao rolled his eyes and said again:
"Among the top witches, I think the Great Witch should be the strongest witch. Although four of them left before reaching the top sixteen this time, if you think about it carefully, these four people left strangely!"
Kenbao was happy just now, but now his eyes widened:
Isn't that right? Sir, can you shoot me?
Jiang Han subconsciously squeezed Kenbao's paw and signaled:
Dear sister, scratch your own thigh!
Before the two could tell who was responsible, Xuanbao continued to start the group:
"Roya, was sent away by Anjie! Li Lisi, was sent away by Anjie! Kraken, was sent away by Anjie! Finally, Jill was also sent away by Anjie!"
"It's really amazing, Angelette! The God of Civil War!"
Now Jiang Han and Kraken stared at this group of people with wide eyes.
Xuanbao has such a mouth, even if Anjie beats her well, she will be kicked out of the group!
