Jiang Han met his master in the reception room of Historia Sky Island. The petite ghost witch with a half-copper appearance was well-dressed and carrying a small handbag as if she was going out.
She was wearing an orange gothic dress, with a corset-like peripheral dress, and a double ponytail. Her look was reminiscent of Kurumi Tokisaki's, but more everyday.
Historia had a smile on her face, her golden eyes were particularly charming, and her snowy skin was even more dazzling:
"Oh, why are you here today? I was just about to go out."
"Hey, I have something to ask you, but since..." Jiang Han was a little disappointed, because Historia is already the best witch he knows who is good at studying runes. Legend has it that this ghost witch is in the devil lord
Era has already hooked up with witches, and eventually sold a large number of witches as his own way to advance.
She had heard that if a foreigner was as 'sincere' as Historia, they could be transformed into a witch by the hands of a top witch.
However, that situation is rare. Only creatures with great witch potential are eligible to receive this kind of treatment. Creatures with low magic power must make a great contribution.
In the world of Testenango where Jiang Han worked, Prime Minister Evelin improved the work efficiency of the entire world, which made it possible for her to transform into a witch... Oh, there is also a James named James
As a man, he is also qualified to transform into a witch due to the contributions of these mortals.
While she was thinking wildly, Historia straightened her body and thought:
"I'm not at work today, but I can provide you with additional advice and services, but I need to buy the things I want to buy first... Do you want to come with me?"
You have said so, how can I refuse... After Jiang Han complained in his heart, a standard smile appeared on his face, and he blinked his left eye:
"Okay, but what do you want to buy, master?"
Historia picked up her handbag slowly and walked out of the room first. She said as she walked:
"Gems, jewelry, and some relaxation. Today is my day off..."
When she arrived at the parking lot at the door, she stopped talking, nodded her toes, and slapped her palm on the button of the Griffin car's calling machine. A strange magic wave ejected from the machine.
If Jiang Han guessed correctly, this was probably some kind of calling function from the 'Ineffable Ancient God', but it was made into a ride-hailing communicator by the witch.
The gramophone-like machine jingled, and a weak female voice came from it, sounding like she had just woken up:
"Hoo, ho... Is Vientiane nearby... We'll be there in five minutes."
Historia said proudly:
“Much faster than calling a taxi by phone!”
"That's true. It takes a minute or two to arrange a ride by phone..." Jiang Han said while looking at the Griffin car caller.
Probably feeling her gaze lingering on the machine, Historia held Jiang Han's hand and introduced her like a friend:
"This is popular now. The driver is connected to this machine while sleeping in the car, and then wakes up to take orders."
It sounds like "you are in a dream"... Jiang Han muttered in his heart that short-range call signals are more troublesome for witches. Magic is omnipotent, and every witch has a certain degree of omnipotence.
In the Witch City with a population of over 10 million, a large number of magic networks are spread out unscrupulously, and even the phone signal will occasionally be blocked.
Of course, this will not happen if you are using lines specially provided by Angelite or some top witches.
While waiting for the carriage, Jiang Han discussed with Historia a recent cosmetic product called 'Sleeping God'.
Although Historia has an extremely disdainful reaction to the word "god", this cosmetics company is indeed good. It uses something called "magnetic field change and reorganization power" to smash and reconstruct the facial skin genes, making the "old lolita" The battle-tested ones can also be transformed into pink and tender lolita, factory-new.
It's just that this bird's magnetic field changing and reorganizing force sounds a bit like some kind of classic Hong Kong comic power class with "hundreds of thousands of rotations" to Jiang Han. He even further started to study whether witches also have some sub-manly ways. Let's practice the method... Oh, no, it should be called the Second Girl Way...' Only at this moment can people's dirty thinking become so advanced!
The exquisite griffin carriage pulled by the classic six griffins stopped in front of them.
The main body of this griffon carriage has a wooden lower edge and imitation carriage wheels.
Hey! This wheel can actually slide the magic power like a waterwheel, relying on the buoyancy of the magic power to reduce the overall weight and achieve the fastest speed!
The world of witches is such a fantasy. Generally speaking, it is normal for the gryphon car of the double griffon to be small and fast. But in their world, the heavier and bigger the car, the more powerful it is, so it can be enchanted and run faster!
...Big Irene is actually an agile witch, her movement efficiency actually exceeds 3.00 (three arbitrary doors per second, dimensional jump, flash speed), she is obviously big, and she is also overweight wearing the cloak of the Golden Land...Jiang Han boarded the Gryphon car, sit down on the comfortable luxury sand leopard chair where you can lie down and sleep.
Along the way, we talked about another cosmetics company with the selling point of "rebirth of severed limbs". Jiang Han just felt tired while talking.
There must be some big problem with Witch's operational thinking!
We didn’t make cosmetics before, but now we specialize in making weird cosmetics! These witches got some secret techniques from some bird world, and made them into interesting things to sell, and everyone bought them because they thought they were interesting!
They went all the way to a newly built sky island next to the Vientiane Trade Street, called Connaught Grad, to commemorate the Duke of Connaught, the first witch in Europe who responded to the Witch of the East's uprising.
Although Connaught only responded because the European witch wanted to cause trouble when she had nothing to do...
Connaughtgrad is a donut-shaped sky island, with a small cone-shaped sky island in the center, planted with a subspecies of the World Tree... The name is quite ridiculous, but it is very cheap, and it is used to hang the 'Christmas ball' that the witch talks about use.
Naturally, this Christmas does not refer to the Christmas of the original land people, but refers to the incident when the witch split up Paradise Mountain for the first time and divided the main body of Paradise Mountain into 10 pieces to make beautiful "Christmas balls".
Naturally, these Christmas balls are also small worlds. They are only about half the size of Australia. The population does not exceed one million, and there are no production resources. At most, they only produce ordinary food. They are ordinary witches. You can also buy a ball to enjoy the happiness of the earth emperor. It can be understood as a 'high-end version of the Sims'. After all, even a witch with 500 magic power is no different from a god in front of mortals...
The ring-shaped sky island is a Colosseum-style ladder, divided into layers with gaps between them. During this period, there are various golf courses, water tracks, and sailing playgrounds (make a lake, and the witches drive
Sailing boats, shelling each other! Meow!), movie theaters and amusement parks are also indispensable!
As soon as Jiang Han got off the car, he was fascinated by the amusement park and couldn't help but make a wow sound.
In the amusement park, there are exciting animal hunting activities.
To put it simply, orcs, demons and other monsters are thrown into the hunting ground. The witches drive small jeeps and hold elephant guns in their hands, hunting the prey excitedly.
And stood in front of the prey killed by the shotgun, gathering together in twos and threes, playing and laughing.
One by one, the lovely lady-like witches faced the camera, their faces splattered with the blood of their prey, their smiles were sweet and sunny, leaving precious photos, just like best friends holding hands and taking a selfie together... It's so fascinating.
Still feeling like a girl? Although it's a bit weird.
Jiang Han didn't like this kind of wild hunting. He covered his mouth and looked at it with disgust but a little yearning.
The witch's blood calls to her to hunt!
As long as they think of their hands being stained with the blood of aliens, they will become completely excited, and their spinal cord will be automatically stimulated by a witch-specific chemical called super solution.
It can be understood as 'the witch enters a state of super excitement'.
The physical difference between a witch and a witch cannot be generalized. When a witch is in a super-excited state, she can lift a brown bear with her bare hands or punch through a steel plate with one punch!
it is true!
There was even a witch who claimed that she could even challenge Angelite when she was in a super-excited state, and she actually did it! Of course, she ended up being beaten up by Anjie, forced to stand for an hour with a cake on her head and a pudding in her hand.
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But in short, the bloodthirsty of the witch is easy to get out of control and easy to control... People of the tribe, that is, the witch can calm down the out-of-control witch with desserts, while the outsiders are usually killed until the witch is happy.
I went home worried, but went to work the next day like no one else, and was scolded by my boss.
Jiang Han's eyes turned to the photo sticker project in the amusement park.
To put it simply, a professional witch beheader will chop off the heads of the witches who want to take a photo together, take care of them, and place them together in a baroque-style setting, using Victorian-style silver.
Mirror camera for filming nostalgia.
The witch’s version of ‘mug shot’, except...
Jiang Han looked at the noisy headless witches and fell into curious contemplation.
The little paws of the witches, who had no heads but only bodies, were holding up their girlfriends in an irregular manner and sneaking towards their thighs without paying attention. Some of their girlfriends saw it in the set and shouted:
"Comrade XX! Why are you touching my leg? Are you being a hooligan?"
Then the witch beheaders helplessly shouted:
"Quiet, quiet, I will put you back after taking the photos..."
The picture was so crazy and eerie that people other than witches would be scared to death after seeing it... Jiang Han looked at the witch tour group that came over to play, and saw several witches with pale faces and unacceptable looks on their faces.
Probably because her eyes were too focused on that, Historia scratched her face and asked helplessly:
"Um, Jiang Han? Are you interested in that?"
Yes... eh! Headless? Jiang Han was stunned for a moment, then quickly waved his hand:
"No, no. I'm just a little... well, curious."
Before she finished speaking, Historia grabbed her hand and walked over there, saying as if coaxing a child:
"Okay, let me try it with you. It's quite fun... It just so happens that my phone is missing a photo sticker..."
Although Jiang Han said he didn't want to, his body was very 'curious' and allowed the master to pull him over.
