Jiang Han once again deeply understood the tenacious vitality of the witch.
There are not many creatures in this world that can talk about how many bones have been broken and how many times their brains have been poked open without changing their expressions, and at the same time, they can casually mix fatty beef with sesame sauce and minced garlic, plus three
Precisely dripping freshly squeezed chili oil (really, the chili oil extraction is done with magic), and rolled with a few enoki mushrooms as delicately as art.
Then feed it lightly into the cat's mouth.
I have to say, Elesa is really an amazing witch!
——Jiang Han said this, probably because she really thought Alessa was amazing, not because she was the cat fed the fat cow enoki mushroom roll.
Her upper and lower lips touched lightly, and the beef was torn apart by the sharp teeth. First, there was a delicious gravy, mixed with the understated aroma of garlic and chili that came from nowhere. The sesame sauce made the nose smell delicious.
, and finally snap, the tough yet tender enoki mushrooms carry a rich and fragrant bone broth and medicinal aroma, which neutralizes the meaty taste.
It worked.
Ten points, five more points for Gryffindor, this time it’s not because of ‘the teacher is sweet’, but because of ‘the students are sweet’.
Jiang Han covered his mouth, and the lady blinked reservedly, straightened her back, and took full advantage of her body. Her cat ears drooped pitifully, and her eyes were half-squinted like a fox.
Unfortunately, the flirtatious look was given to the 'blind man'.
Hey, so blind!
Of course Alessa couldn't see the beauty's face clearly, so she naturally took the fat cow into her mouth and ate it deliciously.
"Sister, is it delicious?" It took a few seconds for the silly Mary Sue to react and ask.
Jiang Han shook his tail, reserved and ladylike:
"generally."
"Then I'll eat it myself." Alessa probably hasn't studied "Getting Along with Women."
She doesn't understand the mysteries of womanhood.
I don’t understand that girls say ‘average’ means ‘not bad’, ‘not bad’ means ‘buy me’, and ‘buy me’ means ‘I have an appointment with someone else tonight’... Pushing the limits is their symbol, and taming their lovers is their symbol.
Slogan. This is also an important reason why Ms. Ye Keshu has not told Ms. Jiang Xuan the specific income of her salary card so far. Whenever she asks, she will just say "small thousands" or "large thousands", so that she can accumulate a small amount every week and every month.
The more you accumulate, the more you accumulate into a small treasury.
By the way, although Jiang Han thinks Miss Xuan is the more honest of the two, Miss Xuan's coffers are more than five times heavier than Ms. Ye's coffers.
After thinking about the small treasury in a flash, Jiang Han twitched his big tail and said angrily:
"I want to eat too!"
Boom!
The door was suddenly pushed open, and Miss Chen Ligu hurried back, saying as she hurried:
"Lester did a good job and found the gold falling point. Let's go to bed early today and walk through the sandstorm all morning... Hmm? Hot pot?"
Found it? The heavy weight in Jiang Han's heart has finally been lifted a little. She is now in debt that is too high to count, but it seems that many terrible things are not done by others if she closes her eyes... Hey, it's something that can't be done by oneself.
Ah, it doesn’t only appear in NTR games!
It can relieve some stress.
But hot pot is more important.
She immediately used magic to conjure two sofas, and happily occupied one of them:
"Alesha said she wanted to treat us to hot pot!"
The mummy on the hospital bed. Alessa widened her eyes and took a deep breath.
The moment Miss Chen Ligu took out the bowls and chopsticks and sat down.
Alessa quietly told them an ancient witch's fable.
The general meaning is that there was a fairy witch who tampered with a stag slayer's dinner without the permission of her friend. The first time, because the fairy witch was too cute and the stag witch doted on her, she didn't pursue it. So she didn't pursue it.
After the second and third times, it finally reached the point where the Stag Hunter Witch could not tolerate it...
"...So the goblin witch was fucked?" Chen Ligu asked curiously with her beautiful eyes widened. At the same time, she picked up two pieces of fat sheep with her chopsticks.
The Chinese witch has always been more interested in the "real part of the fable", unlike the Western witch who likes "he dug a hole, but the act of digging the hole is the fable". Of course, both in China and the West,
The fables of witches are not very philosophical, because witches themselves are not very fond of philosophy, although they may be very good at it.
This straightforward question made Alessa immediately embarrassed. The bandaged Yuanrou jumped up and down, almost escaping and causing the world to be destroyed.
Jiang Han was also very curious about the ending of this fable, so he quickly picked up a piece of fatty beef, put it in the hot pot, took it out and ate it in one bite, then asked:
"How does it end? Is the fairy witch married?"
Probably realizing that the normal method could not make the two bad goblins submit, Alessa silently and wisely picked up the fattest mutton first, rinsed it and ate it!
The three witches ate hot pot and became like sisters in the same dormitory. They finally started to be more open-minded.
Jiang Hancai asked curiously:
"Xiao Ai, what caused your injury?"
Elesa faintly told another ancient witch's fable.
The general story is that there once was a witch whose magic power was as huge as an iceberg, but only with sharp corners; and then there was another witch whose magic power was as huge as a giant ship called the Titanic...
If you understand, you will naturally understand. If you don’t understand, there is no need to understand.
Chen Ligu understood and asked while laughing:
"Is she the ultimate witch? You told her in the fable."
Jiang Han smiled and felt a little scary:
"You mean, even the strongest witch in the world in the eyes of ordinary witches is just the tip of the iceberg? How could you think of challenging her?"
"First of all, I didn't challenge her." Alessa explained slowly, "Secondly, I had a fight with her avatar first, and I was 97 points away from her avatar."
Ninety-seven? Jiang Han suspected that Alessa's head was hit hard.
Chen Ligu snorted:
"Ninety-seven to three, ninety-seven to three, is she a good incarnation?"
"This is the strange thing. Her incarnation is also the strongest one among the top witches..." Alessa boasted in a tone that was not "boasting", and at the same time hesitated, "...but she herself
Incredibly strong. With skills, experience, and magic power, I doubt she even tried her best against me. How did the top witches on the battlefield stop her at that time?"
There is one thing to say, indeed.
My good friend Pricia, the most bragging thing in life is probably 'her single defense against Angelette'... Although I don't know how much moisture this single defense has, Anjie has never refuted it...
Dinisha also defended against Anjie alone, but Historia's only battle record worth bragging about was being beaten up by Ovelia along with other witches... Jiang Han didn't care too much about the quality of his friend's battle record!
It's her turn to brag!
You can also brag, "I once had a 50-50 draw with Anjie in private practice, and I lost by a small margin!" It's okay to brag, but it has to be a bragging that everyone knows, and Anjie doesn't clarify.
So Jiang Han just smiled:
"She was a bit harsh on you."
I don’t know if Alessa is being naive or just silly, but she actually said in a cheerful tone:
"It's okay, it lets me know how close I am to the top witches in the world!"
The words related to the top witch, Chen Ligu expressed discomfort:
"Sisters, don't be disgusted with me. You two, who have more than 100,000 yuan, are blowing water. I, who have more than 10,000 yuan, am so envious that I want to eat you as ginseng fruit."
Jiang Han opened her neckline, exposing her shoulder straps and shoulders, and said aggrievedly:
"Eat it, I will never fight back."
Alessa wasn't quite used to this rhythm, so she just added silently:
"I'm lying down and can't fight back."
... Chen Ligu's defense was broken in one fell swoop. She simply turned away and ate the hot pot silently while cursing maliciously:
"I wish you two sisters, Marit, a collective success."
Alessa said calmly:
"I don't play Marit Racing."
Chen Ligu asked:
"Why? Don't you like it?"
Xiao Ai finally broke through his guard and said in a stern tone:
