"...If I don't meet Hilde's request, I will lose my reputation with the cat people."
"...On the other hand, if I am willing to serve as the lord of those foxes, I may provoke Catyetta, and this is something I don't want to see."
"... Hilde of Cat Tavlin is putting me in a very embarrassing situation. This is a difficult thing to please both sides. On the one hand, it is my base, and on the other hand... Hehe, it's Cat
The base of the witch. You know, building a good relationship with the giant cat is one of the most important things for a cat witch."
Jiang Han concealed some details, some background stories, and some characters.
She didn't tell Qin Shunying that Mao Yeta was the number one red cat under Ovi Deng! He was also the head cat of the Mao Deng Club!
She did not tell Qin Shunying that Hilde was also Ovelia's cat person, a serious cat lady who would not offend as much as possible. After all, no one knew whether cats would hold grudges for a long time. Anyway, the Cat Lantern Festival, as a small girl
The overlord of the animal world, Cat Lantern has many bad habits. It is petty and loves to hold grudges, but sometimes it is lazy to give up on revenge, or it will forget these things as long as the harvest is good.
While concealing some information, Jiang Han hoped to get Qin Shunying's advice.
Manager Qin has been in the witch circle for many years, and her skills are amazing. She can often persuade two witches who are losers to become a win-win, and then she herself wins twice!
It would be great if she could also make the giant cat lantern happy, make the cat people happy, and finally get the fox back!
Kitsune is very beautiful, guaranteed to be Li Li, tall, with an incredible figure, and possesses the diligence of a canine witch and the cuteness of a feline witch.
Although she is a bit of a scumbag thinking that all three parties will not be dissatisfied with her, this is the effect she wants.
She looked at Qin Shunying with eager eyes.
"Strange, according to the information you mentioned, or the intelligence. That Hilde cat girl should be considered your subordinate, right?" Qin Shunying asked after thinking about it.
Probably because Ovelia told them to come over and become my cat retainers... Jiang Han shook his tail, made sure, and then answered cautiously:
"With……"
Qin Shunying's eyes widened slightly.
Jiang Han covered her mouth. She had been dealing with Devlin quite a lot in the past two days, and she had to exchange messages with her in the morning, which made her talk a bit like Devlin recently.
Fortunately, she didn't become Devlin on a moral level.
Jiang Han slightly strengthened his beliefs and thoughts, and said seriously again:
"Yes, she is my subordinate."
Qin Shunying gave a puzzled expression, she hesitated and asked:
"Then the giant cat, Catyetta, she and you are just strangers to the relationship between the giant cat and the cat witch, right?"
"Yes..." Jiang Han controlled the desire to say 'yes and no'.
"Then why do you want to destroy the trust of your subordinates in you just for the favorability of a giant cat, which she may not even know about? Partiality is a witch's virtue that should exist, for people who are close to you and your subordinates
Favoritism, this is the way of a witch." Qin Shunying asked.
This is an indefensible obstacle.
Jiang Han puffed up his face, thought about it, and said numbly:
"It is very important for a cat witch to please the giant cat."
Qin Shunying held her face in her hands and analyzed to herself:
"Is it important to please the giant cat? This may be true for most cat witches, but judging from your potential, your demonstrated ability, and your recent performance of owning a cat island and so many cat trees. Giant Cat
It’s important to please you, right?”
"Unless you have become a member of some kind of secret society, and this secret society requires you to have a good relationship with the giant cat."
"Who are the members and founders of this kind of society? Have a good relationship with the giant cat lamp..."
She talked to herself for a moment, glanced at Jiang Han abruptly, and asked in a somewhat doubtful tone:
"Is she still alive?"
Meow!
Jiang Han's eyes widened and his cat ears stood up. After being nervous for a moment, he turned his gaze away:
"what are you talking about?"
Qin Shunying laughed, sat back, picked up the tea and took a sip:
"Okay, okay, I won't ask in detail. I'm just giving my suggestions..."
"It should have been like this!" Jiang Han gave the other party a glare, put his chin on the table, and let the soft cat ears stick to the top of his head, and he could even feel the touch of his own hair.
Qin Shunying stretched out her hand and rubbed it with a skillful technique. The store manager also raised a cat and even used the cat as a shamisen, so he was proficient in cat petting techniques:
"My personal suggestion is that you need to meet the giant cat first, then bring those fox ladies to your cat island, and finally tell the cat lady, Ms. Hilde."
This suggestion is like nothing... Jiang Han puffed up his face and snorted dissatisfied.
Seeing her like this, Qin Shunying said with a smile:
"First of all, visiting the giant cat is just a normal visit. This is a matter of property division, right? So there is no restriction on the freedom of the foxes, so you can directly bring them back to Cat Island. Before bringing them back, you must
It is very useful to keep silent about property issues and not make any promises, and use the words 'we will find a way' and 'very outstanding and positive development' according to the witch diplomacy."
"And you can say to Ms. Hilde, 'We have completed half of the task,' which can divide and confuse her cognitive concepts, dividing the purpose of 'protecting the fox's property' into 'protecting the fox' and 'protecting the fox'"
The two concepts of 'protecting their wealth' are thought to lead to panic."
"Finally, after these two things are completed, go and talk to the giant cat about property. It doesn't matter if you fail, the giant cat will think 'you respect the cat very much', and the fox will think 'you have worked hard'
', and most importantly Hilde will think 'Thank God I found you'."
...meow!
That is to say, I don’t actually need to do anything, I just need to bring the fox back? Jiang Han controlled his facial expression:
"What if those foxes keep pursuing the property issue?"
"We have the famous Feldlops story about this." Qin Shunying suppressed a smile.
She described softly:
"The Felddrops story is a diplomatic story similar to your current situation. The witches from Britain want to mediate the contradiction between the Eastern world and the Western world, and one of them is like this in a property division case. Felddrops'
The witches are unwilling to give up their property and leave, but their neighbor, the Orpsian witch, who legally owns the territory, wants to acquire it."
"The witches of Great Britain fabricated a seemingly coincidental incident to constantly seduce the witches of Feldpos into panic. They made them nervous, thinking that the witches of Orps would take action the next day."
"Then, the witches of Great Britain used the light of the savior to 'save' these Felddrops witches. The five-hundred-person witch group, the friendly regional military visit, in short, except for the Felddrops witch,
In addition to being a real life saver, the other witches thought it was a very friendly visit... This made the witches of Felddrops glad that they had escaped death... After that, the British witches negotiated the property, but that was already
It’s not important anymore.”
Qin Shunying paused and raised his eyebrows:
"You see, the important thing is not 'the fox will not let go of the property', the important thing is 'how to make them feel that whether they leave the next day or not, they will be skinned and dried by the cats and made into fox bags'...
Oh, the fox bag meme can be used to stimulate their panic even more."
Jiang Han took advantage of Qin Shunying's ideas:
"If we say, 'There is an extreme fox-hating faction in the giant cat lantern, we have reason to believe that Catyetta is a hidden extreme fox-hating giant cat'... How about this reason?"
Qin Shunying gave an appreciative look:
"Very good, but don't use the word 'reason to believe'. The weight of belief is too heavy. Let's use...'According to the gossip inside the cat lamp', the rumor is the wild witch, Qinhuai's collective no-responsibility system, ha
.”
After Qin Shunying made a somewhat sexy joke, he gave a new idea:
"Perhaps there is also the idea that Cateye Tower is greedy for money? For example, locking up all the foxes and selling them to people from other worlds?"
"Although Jumao Lantern will definitely not do this, but with a responsible attitude, we have to warn!" Jiang Han gave a positive attitude.
With the words of the two witches, the existence of a Mao Cui group was quickly concocted.
The authenticity is not high.
But I'm afraid of the big-hearted, brainless, cute and innocent fox.
