Jiang Han dodged, avoiding Historia's little paw touching his head, and huddled next to him, eyes widening like a cat, glaring fiercely at his Xifu.
Shia, who was wearing an Alice costume, retracted her paws, laughed and covered her mouth.
This was the sixth time today that she tried to touch Jiang Han's cat ears but was dodged.
Lin Zhaojun in the lounge put down the newspaper and asked in a cool tone:
"Did you offend her?"
She didn't just mess with the cat! The cat's brain was almost fried!
Jiang Han remembered that spell!
After the evil cat-torture spell (the cat said it!) ended, Anjie had to take out her brain and cool it down (the core of the witch is the spinal cord). When she took it out, she looked like it was almost blurred!
This is serious abuse of the cat, and there is no need to run away.
"...Well, you can't say it was provoked, right?" Shia smiled flatteringly.
Jiang Han glared back and shook his head.
The next second, the cat's keen sixth sense took effect, and she flashed behind Lin Zhaojun's sofa, once again making Historia's outstretched paw miss when she turned her head.
"Don't hide." Shia complained.
"No way." Jiang Han stuck out his tongue and nimbly slipped next to Kraken, who was fuming and researching a topic.
Due to Kraken's performance problems in the past two days, Kraken temporarily had something to do at home, so it was replaced by Miyamoto Suina to test the waters.
However, Jiang Han felt it was unfair. Playing Greedy Umbrella was not the same difficulty as playing other teams. Yesterday, Lin Zhaojun beat other teams all by himself, and he did a great job!
And on September 10th, that is, yesterday, Anjie was rotated and replaced by Du Lingxuan.
I'm worried that if Xuanbao doesn't go to the competition, her mouth will make all the witches angry.
Today we are playing OFA. Two of Jiang Han’s colleagues, Sister Chu Zi... no, Chu Yujun and Chen Ligu are both on it. And Ah Lin, who works all year round, can finally come down and have a rest. Alas, Ah Lin is tired.
Already.
Hee hee, tired... not tired either.
"Have you provoked her?" Kraken asked, putting down the subject.
"No, no." Sia stared and pretended to be stupid.
Kraken nodded, turned his head and asked:
"So Hanbao is making trouble unreasonably?"
"She was the one who offended me!" Jiang Han complained.
Kraken squinted his eyes, reached out and slowly rubbed Jiang Han's cat ears, and then looked at Xia:
"Please be lenient if you confess."
Seeing that he could no longer hide it, Xi Fu put his hands behind his back, as if he was in trouble, kicked the air with his mid-calf boots, then bent his left knee and tapped the floor twice with the toe of his left foot:
"You know the spell [Thought Processor], right?"
Before Kraken asked, Shia pouted and complained:
"Bah, I'm so stupid... You invented this spell, how could you not know it?"
Kraken's hand stroking Jiang Han's cat ears stiffened for a moment, and when he turned his head, he could see the glaring expression of Han Bao's cat.
...Good guy! It turns out you were the one who created this evil cat abuse spell, right? Sister Octopus.
Jiang Han shook off the other person's hand, sat on a chair, folded his arms across his chest, and felt his arms were a little tired, so he placed them on the table.
"Eighth, eighth level change spell... I do know, and yes, it was indeed invented by me, but in my memory, the reading speed of this spell will at most make the witch a little dizzy... so
?" Kraken put away the book and said expressionlessly but stuttering.
Shia whistled:
"Han Bao's physique is better than most of the top witches in the world, so Angelette and I lifted the reading speed limit..."
Meow! Bad witch! Jiang Han was so frightened that his cat ears trembled.
Lin Zhaojun, who was watching the show next to him, put down his newspaper:
"I seem to have smelled the smell of roasted brains."
…………
After talking for a while, Jiang Han reluctantly agreed to Xifu's request that he would forgive him.
As long as Shia gives her some compensation.
Of course not cash! Do you think Han Bao is a witch who sold her body? At least it has to be a check!
In the industrial area of Xuenan Lake, a large number of fireproof giant mushroom houses are located here. A few druids among the witches developed giant mushroom houses that can be planted up to fifteen meters high. They have their own plant space inside, which can accommodate
The 1,500-square-meter factory building just meets the needs of the witch!
Even if it is a factory, there will be reception rooms, tea rooms, restaurants, lounges and study rooms on the inner floor, and even luxurious thick wooden floors on the ground.
Because the cost of decoration and materials is extremely cheap in the Witch World. The price of hundreds of tons of logs may be about the same as hundreds of tons of sugar cane juice. As long as you are willing, you can get it for free!
It was such a workshop that Historia brought Jiang Han to.
In a garden planted with fifteen giant mushroom houses (this is the witch's industrial 'garden'), they were waiting in a large reception room.
Jiang Han sat on the sycamore wood sofa with dragon skin cushions, swaying his feet and curiously said:
“Opportunities to invest in original shares?”
"This is the Huggins family's property. The Ghost Witch can invest in her family's original shares and buy them back after the price increases... Well, to put it simply, it's not really an investment, it's just an investment.
High rate of return loan." Historia blinked, "There is no risk, the short-term rate of return is nearly 170% within three months, and the rate of return will reach 400% within half a year, is it amazing?"
...Meow! I don’t know, I don’t know, Xifu, have you ever heard of a Ponzi scheme? Jiang Han was a little worried, so he opened his cat eyes and prepared to catch Xifu who was committing suicide.
They waited for five or six minutes before a ghostly witch floated out of the workshop door.
Black skirt, black socks, black satin gloves, long black hair and black eyes... it's Eve Hudgens! Although her eye color and hair color have changed to a certain extent, her delicate face full of illness makes her
Jiang Han can recall her.
The Lord of the Ghost Castle.
Her magic power has become much stronger!
Jiang Han was surprised to find that he gently put his hand on his thigh and grasped the hilt of the lightsaber.
"Eve, I haven't seen you for a while. You look more like a ghost than before." Sia greeted happily.
Eve Huggins' very ladylike hands were gently folded in front of her lower abdomen. After slightly bending her knees and bowing her head as a ghost, she whispered in a calm and gentle voice:
"I welcome you to the upper level of the castle as a guest at any time. This..."
She looked at Jiang Han, her black eyes slightly widened.
Siya pulled Jiang Han and introduced:
"Who is this……"
"I know her, Miss Jiang Han." Eve Huggins' voice was steady and calm, "A witch with outstanding talent."
… To Jiang Han’s surprise, Eve Hudgens obviously did not hold a grudge, but happily introduced their ‘must-make investment project’ to Jiang Han:
"Most of Ghost Witch's businesses are invested by Ghost Castle. For this kind of investment, Ghost Castle only requires principal and does not require additional income. Therefore, the 'shareholder dividends' generated by the investment will be used as 'attracting
Individual ghost witches make loan investments and make steady expenditures in exchange for sufficient cash flow within a certain period of time."
"This is why Shia will tell you that this is a high-return and risk-free investment. Because it is a reward exclusively for ghost witches... We don't do fraud, and witches don't do fraud, especially to deceive others.
Witch."
As she spoke, she glared at Shia, and turned her hands in a circle gracefully. Her index and ring fingers were placed on both sides of her middle finger, but with different heights, she stroked her collarbone:
"Witches rarely lie intentionally, and they rarely lie unintentionally. On the one hand, it's because we don't like to do it, and on the other hand, if we do it, it's best to ensure that we won't be exposed. It's very embarrassing."
……It really is!
Jiang Han recalled Ms. Devlin who was full of lies in her heart, but after recalling it for a long time, there was no place where the other party lied, or in other words, the places where Devlin needed to lie were all 'yes and no'.