Jiang Han briefly explained the layoff crisis faced by the cat lights.
Devlin looked as usual and said in a serious tone:
"Cutting the cat staff? This is simply unacceptable. It's something I haven't even thought about, let alone that this business is now related to you, the lord."
"It's unacceptable, but, but this is hard work, meow." Jiang Han was so aggrieved that he even said meow.
Hard work and no reward.
Since the existence of Ovelia is top secret, and the existence of the Cat Lantern Witch is also top secret, Jiang Han did not talk about these two aspects. He only said that the giant cats with high status asked her for a solution.
Devlin nodded:
"This is indeed a chore, but have you considered using some emergency measures and means for emergencies to artificially adjust the online time of the unicycle, or simply..."
"You mean sabotage?" Jiang Han blinked.
"No, no, no, no, of course it's not sabotage, it's just a flexible experiment out of concern and necessity for security issues, and a non-positive view of it out of a responsible attitude." Devlin was playing with language.
master figure.
Jiang Han was a little moved, and his cat ears stood up. But when he thought of Ovi's warning, his cat ears dropped again:
"It won't work, the cat lanterns can't do it. I mean, it's okay for the cat lanterns to wreak havoc at a banquet or demolish a house, but if they want to act like professional destroyers, that's probably not going to work.
And in Ghost Witch’s company, there are templates, spells that can be turned into good ones, and magic pools..."
"That's a problem. Murdering a witch is a serious crime, and the ghost witch is not easy to murder." Devlin pinched her own ears.
She paused and asked again:
"Then how about a legal solution? Let's say they used it. They used the patent of the Final Witch. Anyway, the patent of the Final Witch is spread across all fields. Even if you try to find common ground, you can still find some evidence. If there is suitable evidence.
, I am confident that the senior affairs officer of Ms. Ultimate Witch who works for Her Majesty the Ultimate Witch will do us a small favor and make these ghost witches a little bankrupt."
Oh my god! Can bankruptcy still be 'little'? But I like this idea... Jiang Han was quite moved, but then sighed:
"It's no wonder, they have brand new technology, and they all bought licenses."
"This is really unforgivable." Devlin was a little angry, "They actually bought the license. Doesn't this give us no reason to check them!"
The moral values of the witch civil servants are even lower than the witch herself.
"Isn't there any way to make the ghost witches remove the lights from their unicycles?" Jiang Han sat back and suddenly caught a subtle inspiration.
This inspiration comes quickly and quickly.
If it weren't for the witch's highly capturing thinking, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to capture this inspiration!
...Why should I think about dismantling the car? Isn’t the reason that really affects the employment of cat lamps because the unicycle comes with its own light?
Then the problem is simplified, from 'how to stop the epidemic of unicycles' and 'increase the proportion of low-end gryphons' to 'how to prevent unicycles from having their own lights'...the problem is suddenly reduced.
Will low-end Gryphon cars wither away?
What does this have to do with cats?
As long as the demand for cat lights is guaranteed, it doesn't matter whether it's a unicycle or a gryphon!
"Devlin, tell me, is there any way to give these unicycle lights, meow?" Jiang Han looked at Devlin, expecting this witch civil servant to give some advice.
Devlin frowned slightly and pinched her ears again:
"Ha, now it's a problem with the car lights... I think about it, it seems that in 1990, the Lord Witch finally passed a strange law called the 'Restricted Lighting Order', you probably remember it, right?"
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I remember! Meow... Still, it’s better not to pretend to know... Jiang Han said sincerely:
"Please explain it to me."
"Okay, my lord." Devlin sat back and used magic to control the coffee machine next to her to make a cup of hot roasted cat coffee.
Roasted cat coffee is a specialty made from cat lanterns called roasted cat lanterns. Use your tail to knock the coffee beans mixed with earth energy, and you can knock out coffee beans that emit a faint red light and look like molten beans!
While drinking the fragrant roasted cat coffee, bad ideas come to me one after another!
Devlin said slowly:
"In 1990, Panerdrokte in Europe was also the largest and most outstanding sky island on the coast. Witches were riding broomsticks and constantly shuttled among the sky islands. The trend at the time was such that the witches would
Hang a lantern from the handle of your broom for lighting..."
"But obviously, many witches have gone too far. They hung bright lanterns on their brooms, and they became brighter and brighter, becoming more and more dazzling."
"This led to the witch finally announcing a light restriction order, which clearly required that the lights on each witch vehicle would be taxed according to the illumination level."
"Of course, five years have passed, and many witches have forgotten this law. Even the witch agencies will not use it to collect fees, unless they really encounter a witch who turns on the 'strong light' and 'high beam'
.”
There are people like this in the witch world, riding on brooms and turning on high beams... Jiang Han nodded thoughtfully:
"you mean?"
"Oh, in view of the possible epidemic of unicycles, we must strictly abide by the final witch's light restriction order. Oh, this is related to the safety of the people, and must be strictly enforced." Devlin said sadly.
suggestions.
If you can't destroy it directly! Just create a name and raise the cost of the lights!
Devlin took a sip of coffee proudly:
"We can unite several witch affairs officers, plus civil servants from the witch agency, and then, my lord, prepare a large number of cat lanterns. I think we should be able to sell them all."
Bad witch.
Under Jiang Han's expectant eyes, Devlin called Melissa on the phone, the foreign affairs secretary witch who worked in the Night Watch King's Landing. Obviously, she was Devlin's good friend.
As soon as this Devlin's best friend heard that they had the best cat coffee and cat lamp kitchen snacks, she promised to arrive within five minutes.
During these five minutes, Jiang Han asked Maodeng Kitchen to prepare a sumptuous dinner.
…………
"What, this kind of vehicle called a unicycle will affect the popularity of griffin vehicles? This is really original and full of imagination."
While tasting the grilled dragon steak prepared by Maodeng Kitchen, Melissa used the most excessive 'insult' of the civil servant witch to insult the wheelbarrow vehicle.
Wow... Jiang Han looked at Devlin next to him.
Xiaodai immediately asked:
"Did this thing offend you?"
"It didn't offend me." Xiaomei replied, "But the problem is, I have sixty friends working in the Griffin Car Administration, and more than one hundred and twenty witches who are engaged in auditing low-end Griffin cars... all
Witch civil servants, if there is no low-end Griffin car, they will have no choice but to be laid off."
As soon as it came to the witch civil servant, Devlin immediately came up with an idea:
"We have to find ways to supercharge them and increase their costs so that they only have a certain advantage in price, rather than this absolute advantage!"
"Hygienic regulations, traffic regulations, maintenance fees, management fees, personnel and miscellaneous fees, magic power usage fees, control fees... We have to show some energy, Melissa!"
Melissa nodded:
"There are also cat lanterns, Jiang Han, can you organize a large-scale cat lantern event? Launch hundreds of thousands of cat lanterns to drown the ghost witch..."
Meow! How is that possible... hmm? Jiang Han was about to blurt out, when suddenly he thought of the kittens who wanted to come over to work:
"Well?"
She looked at Devlin, and happened to see the other person's face suddenly enlightened.
