"...The noon news channel on August 15th! This is your dear friend from Nancheng, Chen Jing! Next to me is today's guest, Teacher Yu Sitong! Say hello to everyone, Teacher Yu!"
"Hello! I am a noisy and unlucky person. I have lost ten battles and failed to win a single one. Yu Sitong is about to retire!"
"...Teacher Yu is really good at joking. He lost ten of the ten games there, and lost all the fifteen games there. It was a huge defeat, so he can only appear on this show! Come on, what interesting news happened in Kangkang today? Well, today in Milan
There was a rebellion of the servant army, which was caused by the issue of treatment... What does Teacher Yu think about the fact that the salary of the servant army has been improved recently, but the level of rebellion has increased?"
"Hey! This is because the treatment has been improved. It is very bad for the servant army to realize that 'they are actually being treated'. Once they realized it, they did not realize that the witch would execute all the rebels.
After the incident, they will engage in unnecessary rebellion that can only cause property damage."
"...Oh! It is indeed the opinion of an old-school witch. It is very stable. Well, the following news is that today's witch gold list exchange rate is another good day, and the interstellar exchange rate continues to rise..."
Click.
In the club lobby, Kraken used the remote control to turn off the news channel.
She was sitting on a chair with a thick book on her lap. Next to her was Li Lisi, who was a little uneasy, and she also had an open book on her lap.
Both are comic books…
"Kraken." Li Lisi shouted at a loss.
Kraken pushed his eyes closed on the bridge of his nose, raised his chin, and raised his eyebrows:
"uh-huh?"
"I, isn't it good for us to use the golem to be lazy like this?" Li Lisi's face was full of confusion, and even the look in her eyes when she looked at the coffee brought by the maid in the club next to her was a bit full of guilt.
Kraken closed the comic book and tapped his temple with his finger:
"Relax! Relax, my friend. This is how the golem is used, to relax us and allow us to accumulate energy... You never think that the whole purpose of becoming a great witch is to 'serve the public'
Right? No?"
Li Lisi's eyes widened with an innocent expression of 'That's what I thought!'
Kraken sighed:
"...Then let me put it another way. Do you know what the consequences of studying magic for a hundred years will be?"
"Become stronger?" Li Lisi replied.
The corners of Kraken's lips raised slightly, revealing a smile that was definitely not a 'compliment':
"She will go crazy. Being too obsessed with magic will cause the witch to have an illusion, 'My abilities are constantly improving and are already several times what they were before.' But in fact, when encountering a genius like Anjie,
In an instant, this kind of witch will go crazy because of the time she wasted... Therefore, how to grasp the points of 'mortal entertainment enjoyment' and 'exercise magic ability and work wholeheartedly', for the stronger witch
The more important it is."
Kraken imparted some life experience to Li Lisi.
For example, where is the most fun place in Qinhuai in Nancheng? Or the knowledge on how to raise a close person... and various tips on how to avoid being caught by the paparazzi in the witch, which made Li Lisi blush!
After imparting his experience, Kraken looked at the remote control in his hand, looked at Shia and Jiang Han who were chatting and writing papers together in the club lounge, and asked:
"What channel to change?"
The three tails of the master and apprentice hit the floor at the same time, and they said in unison:
"Cat golf ball show!"
Jiang Han recently played a game of cat golf with Ovie... It was unexpectedly fun! All kinds of accidents that happened in the middle were actually included in the 'normal process of the game'! It was quite interesting, quite funny, and the cat
You can also secretly pick up the ball with your tail and throw it out. As long as you are not discovered, it will be counted as a 'hit' and there will be no foul!
It’s very interesting, and all the tricks that cats can use can be found in the ‘Foul Rules’! As long as you use them without being discovered, there is no foul.
No wonder Ovi was completely defeated in the peak match against Cateyeta...
As a cat with a thousand tails, it is not too easy to commit a foul, and it is too easy not to be noticed after committing a foul! Even Ovelia failed miserably... By the way, although Ovi is the sleeping cat lamp, although he is
The most powerful cat light, but it is only an amateur player when it comes to cat golf.
And Cateye Tower has dominated the golf world for 150 years.
It can be said that Mao Yeta is the pinnacle of the golf world, Jordan + O'Neal. And Ovelia is like Jordan who retired to play baseball... However, Ovi Mao is addicted to food and has to challenge Mao Yeta every two weeks.
Tower and receive the fiasco notice.
Shia, on the other hand, was tricked by five bad Meows into tricking Pharaoh Meows into handing over the precious cat spider silk satin.
However, Shia's former body is a devil, and her latter body is a witch. She is simply a gate breed among gate breeds. She immediately deceived these five bad cats, and in turn won these bad cats through cat golf ball.
salary!
The salary of ordinary bad cats is nine cat silver coins, and they owe a lot, so every week their direct leader (Cat Lina) will give their nine cat silver coins directly to Shia, and Shia will take half of it.
, that is four point five!
In this way, these bad cats will need ten months to pay off their debts, during which they will always receive a reward of 4.5 silver coins.
Therefore, there is one more cat lantern proverb!
Four or five sets of cat lights!
——Specially refers to a bad cat who deceives other cats, but is deceived in turn!
I just don’t know if Shia will be counterattacked for playing underground cat dice.
"Stupid apprentice! Why did you quote this paper here?" Xiya suddenly exclaimed, and her two tails angrily poked Jiang Han's waist twice.
Meow!
The Pharaoh cat lamp... is indeed a very bad cat lamp!
Jiang Han resisted the urge to rank Xifu as Xijiang, twitched his cat ears, and curiously looked at the citation column of his paper.
Recently, she wrote a paper about the plant of the Dark Lake Eternal Flower. Since this plant appears in the nether world of cats, it is difficult for witches to find it. It can only be found through a river in the witch world called the Eternal River, which is well known to other witches.
Get a point.
Except for some witch bosses in academia who know a little about it, only the two-meter-five-meter-tall Tide Witch knows a little about it.
This is very true. The big witch knows because they have the resources to get this flower for research; and the big witch knows because they are a race drifting in the eternal river.
However, Jiang Han, as the Cat Lantern Witch, does have a lot of hidden resources. Even for academic blood-sucking, she doesn’t have to ask other witches to suck too much. She only needs to let Anjie take a sip... After all, only Anjie has the research on the Dark Lake Eternal Flower.
Complete set of papers.
Don’t think that Witch World only needs [squatting registration] to obtain patents or academic patents.
You have to come up with the real thing!
For example, in Anjie's most famous case of preempting the [Ley Vein Energy Refining Machine], she first spent an afternoon inviting Irene to have a sip of tea, and during this time she quickly wrote a
A principle paper, a verification paper, two more experimental reports and a practical operation video were made. Then a patent was registered from Aileen. Of course, when Fu Loli knew about it, everyone was dumbfounded.
The ruthless academic machine is Anjie.
Jiang Han is studying the principle of the amplification effect of the Dark Lake Eternal Flower on the ghost witch, and how to make the Eternal Flower Potion. Due to the previous three sons solvent, she still has a certain reputation in the academic circle of witch alchemy. After all, not everyone
'Academic girls' are all so pretty and tall...Alchemy is poor, but enchantment is powerful, this is the truth!
This paper also took a long time to create. During the process, Anjie's paper "The method of refining the medicinal solution of the Dark Lake Eternal Flower and the fission properties of its manifest state due to observation" need to be quoted.
Jiang Han looked over it carefully and found nothing wrong, so he shook his head:
"What's the matter?"
Xia hated the iron and said:
"I'm telling you not to use the papers from Witch Paper Network. This paper was written by Anjie's apprentice Lily Cabell, but it was registered in the name of her teacher... Since Witch Paper Network only records the first paper update,
That’s why you should cite the paper of Magic Network, "FNNDP, Anjie, You Scumbag" by Lily Cabell."
"Oh...oh!?" Jiang Han finally realized that the name of the paper seemed a bit wrong...
Shia rubbed her tail awkwardly, coughed lightly and said with a sweet smile:
"...So the paper format and paper naming format you develop are very important, very important."
She repeated 'very important' twice in a row, hinting at why some witches hate quoting other witches' papers...
