Chapter 183: Home is gone, let's broadcast it again
In the early morning, the sky outside was already bright.
Whoa!
With a serious face, Vera closed the curtains, shrank back into the sofa, took out a chicken nugget from the super fried chicken bucket in the hands of Shar who was sitting next to her, opened her mouth, and stuffed it into her mouth.
He showed a smile with narrowed eyes and shook his head, and his cat ears twitched back and forth.
Shar gave her an unblinking glare for ten seconds, and the cat's tail stood up.
Ovelia was lying on the sofa, bending her legs behind her waist, doing what seemed to be some kind of stretching exercise. After a while, she gave up and lay on the sofa, yawned lazily, and lifted her tail from the ground.
Among the approximately fifty or sixty packs of eaten potato chips, I found an unopened pack, opened it leisurely and threw it under the sofa, then took it out piece by piece with a cat's tail and ate it.
Click, click, click...
Click click click...
In the dark room, the only light is the cat lantern witch's tail and cat ears, and the cat lantern film playing on the TV:
"Travel to Cat Mountain"
The story is about a group of cat lanterns who tried to steal the dried fish from other cat lanterns by pretending to be sick cats. However, they encountered real crazy cats and were beaten all the way along the cat lantern railway.
A comedy story of escape and chase.
The story is absurd and interesting. Except that the main character Mao Lan needs to be injected with a temporary mad cat potion, and the supporting character Mao Lan has to bear the process of being chased by the crazy cat protagonist, the script is interesting and entertaining.
"Meow! It's not fun, it doesn't look good at all, Amu!" Shar complained, stuffing two pieces of chicken nuggets into her mouth, the cat's tail rolled up the corn pop and took a big gulp of the corn pop.
Crackling!
Her face underwent a lot of deformation, and the chicken nuggets and corn soda had a lot of effects, and it exploded!
Boom!
Her cat ears suddenly stood up, and then lay softly on her head, emitting smoke.
"How about golf ball? We still have time to play the early morning game." Villa suggested.
Ovelia's eyes rolled like water, her body slid on the armrest of the sofa as if she had no bones, she sat up with her waist twisted as if twisting her body, pouted, and made a sound of dissatisfaction.
He suddenly became alert, twitching his cat ears, and licking the back of his left hand at the same time:
"We have to tidy up the house, otherwise the stupid girl will be angry with us when she comes back."
The whole living room has been made a mess by the cat, a mess! A mess!!!
Empty bags of potato chips, empty wine barrels, eaten chicken bones, exquisite dragon skin carpets on the floor covered with grease, fragrant free-range chicken skewers, and at least a dozen messy stockings
As well as disposable slippers, oh, there are also mouse balls that the cats flick around with their tails when they are bored. This kind of toy will make the scream of "Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" made by the R2 robot in Star Wars.
Extremely interesting!
Oh, there are also the balls of yarn spit out by the cat lamp, and the remnants of two consecutive days of heavy drinking parties.
"Meow, meow..." Vera also sat up and tapped her tail on the sofa, "Spell, what is the cleaning spell?"
"Cats never memorize such low-level spells!" Ovelia proudly raised her chest.
At this time, a sound came from outside.
Chi!!!!
Ovelia's cat ears stood up.
Click! Click!
Ovelia's eyes widened.
boom!
Jiang Han, wearing a strapless evening dress and lace patterned stockings, walked in from the door, wearing a wide-brimmed party-style wavy hat and beautiful boots. With a cheerful smile on his face,
There was also a large box in his arms.
...As soon as Jiang Han walked in the door, he was shocked by the mess in front of him.
Her eyes slowly passed over the broken fish tank, the overturned table shelf, and the messy dragon skin carpet.
It's too awful!
Bang!
The big box suddenly fell from her hands and hit the ground. Her hands wrapped in empty lace stockings unconsciously covered her mouth.
"Is this still my home? It's not an exaggeration to call it a garbage dump! Calling it a garbage dump is definitely a compliment!"
surprise.
Shock.
Shock!
A shock that cannot be expressed using a hundred exclamation points!
Her eyes moved to the coffee table that was already piled with garbage. She raised her head slightly and saw two couches in her home. Ovie was sitting on one side, and Shar and Vera were sitting on the other side.
The anger in her heart suddenly found its target.
Miss Jiang Han put her hands on her hips, raised her voice, and shouted in a siren-like high-pitched voice without any accent:
"Ovi! Leah!"
"Meow!" Ovie trembled, and the cat's ears twitched.
She licked her lips quickly, and the cat's tail flicked twice quickly.
Jiang Han controlled his breathing and turned his head:
"Vera!"
Miss Vera's cat ears were pressed against her head, her body was like liquid, and she wanted to shrink into the sofa, but Shar next to her tapped her side with her tail, so she reluctantly bit her lip and did it honestly.
Put your legs on the ground.
However, this action made Jiang Han notice Shaer, and she also put her hands on her hips:
"Shar!"
Shar straightened her back, pouted, and her big cat ears tilted left and right, then stood up quickly.
"You three cats, tell me carefully, what happened?" Jiang Han felt distressed and grabbed the hanging painting of the Ansel Elf that he had finally taken out of Irene's hand.
It has ketchup, cat paw prints, and shiny cat light fluff on it.
This thing is worth tens of thousands! It was all ruined! Jiang Han covered his chest, feeling his heartbeat so fast for the first time.
Is this the price of raising a cat? Is this the destructive power of the sleeping cat lamp?
Jiang Han cast his loveless eyes on Ovelia.
Ovie swung his tail, looked away, and licked his lips twice:
"I-we promise to clean it up!"
"Is this okay?" Jiang Han raised the hanging painting in his hand distressedly.
As if entering into a topic that Ovie is good at, the bad cat raised his paw and said in a matter-of-fact tone:
"Isn't it the craftsmanship of the Ancer elves? Cat originally studied the crafts of all races in order to study how to smuggle goods from the universe. Give it to Cat, and Cat will give you a perfect hanging painting."
"It's best!" Jiang Han glared at Ovie, threw the hanging painting in his hand, turned around, and used magic to lift the miniature shopping box and the blueprint package given by Huggins.
Vera shook her tail:
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"I have a batch of precious tea leaves that I can compensate you for."
Shar then carefully poked the ground with his tail:
"I, I, I..."
The two sleeping witches focused their gazes on her, and Shar Deng reluctantly said:
"I can give you a 50% discount card! You can choose an item from my vendor cart and buy it with a 50% discount... It can't be lower! Don't glare at me! If you lower it any lower, you'll lose money!"
That's pretty much it... Jiang Han sighed and used magic to drag his things upstairs.
Before going upstairs, she suddenly thought of a terrible thing. She quickly turned around and shouted to Ovi, who was poking Dudu's hanging painting with his tail on the sofa:
"That's right! This is a genuine product of Anser Elf. You must not engrave Anjie's name on the author column!"
"Meow! But, the painting must have an author!" Ovi seemed a little reluctant.
