Ovelia jumped down from the chandelier, tapped her toes lightly on the sofa, pressed her left hand on the back of the sofa, leaned forward, turned half of her body like water, and stared at Jiang Han with her head sideways.
The Sleeping Witch looks lazy, but she is extremely flexible. She is so light that she makes no sound even when she jumps from a height of several meters.
Just like a cat.
Jiang Han paid a little attention to Ovie's eyes, feeling that the light in the black starry sky was brighter than before.
"..."
"You're back?"
Licking the back of his right hand, Ovie suddenly slid into the sofa. He moved his body under the black dress, raised the curtain, and quietly turned into a posture facing the table. He lazily touched the ground with his left foot and knelt with the other leg.
On the sofa, he straightened his arms and placed his palms on the knees of his right legs. He straightened his waist again, exuding an elegant and silent temperament.
Just like a cat.
Jiang Han repeated this comment in his mind, quickly withdrew his gaze, and said with a sweet smile:
"Just, just came back..."
Her mind was still a little confused, and she originally wanted to organize her words before speaking, but after spending some time with Ovelia, she also accumulated some strange 'experiences':
1. After Ovie speaks, it's best to answer quickly within five seconds, otherwise she will get sulky and won't help you all day.
Second, don't look directly into the other person's eyes for more than five seconds, otherwise she will get super sulky and harass you all day long when you are busy.
Finally, don't ignore Ovie... Jiang Han once wrote a paper and ignored the question he asked him, "How do you think the brightness of my cat's tail fur is today?" Meow! That day, Jiang Han felt that he
It's like living in hell!
But even if you guarantee these three things, you can't guarantee that the other person will be in a good mood.
"..."
"Perfunctory!"
Ovie suddenly became puffed up, puffed out his chest, raised his chin, and glared at Jiang Han from the corner of his eyes, like a counterexample of a cat bowing its waist:
"You were very perfunctory with me yesterday!"
It's so difficult to deal with, this woman...Jiang Han once again felt the victim's perspective of being 'unreasonably made trouble' by himself.
Among the three chiefs, Angelette may be unhappy occasionally, but she won't be angry. Irene may be angry occasionally, but she will never be this angry. And Ovie... this cat is always in a state of frizz.
Jiang Han estimates that he spends about 50% of his time blowing up his hair! 35% of his time admiring himself! 10% of his time thinking of bad ideas! In the last 5% of his time, he spends from [tearing up the sofa] [opening a cat party] [
Have fun with Anjie] [Have fun with Jiang Han’s neighbor] [Tease the stupid girl] Choose one randomly from these five.
This cat is simply a 'perpetual motion machine for disaster'. Only this can be said, or it is enough to explain how difficult she is.
"..."
I can now choose to say, 'I'm so tired after playing the game', 'I'm so tired from work recently', and 'It's my fault, I've been neglecting you a little too much lately', and this one seems to be one of the three.
The multiple-choice question is actually a single-choice question when I have no problem with my intelligence... Jiang Han scratched his face:
"Oh, I was a little surprised to see you when I came back. I don't even know what to say."
"..."
"puff."
Ovi laughed contemptuously and huddled into the sofa, with the instep of her left leg touching the floor and her right leg straight on the sofa, lying on her side lazily. At the same time, she mocked in a very tasteless way:
"Where did you learn to coax people? It's really tasteless, stupid girl. However, it would be better to put it like this, it is a sentence that is very suitable for a fool."
"..."
If Ovi hadn't twitched his cat ears happily, Jiang Han wouldn't have been able to tell that he was very useful.
She quickly exchanged glances with Gray Mist Cat Lantern. Gray Mist Cat Lantern woke up from the usual shock of "Mao Lina and Mao Yi Ao have such a good relationship" and meowed and landed on the sofa.
above:
"Meow! The giant cat lord has always been worried about being watched by the great Meow. On the one hand, he is worried about not being able to meet expectations. On the other hand, he is also worried about the extra workload caused by his inability to grasp the relationship network. This is a
This kind of sacrifice moved the cat."
The big orange cat lantern fell on Jiang Han's head:
"Touch the cat!"
"..."
"Cat golf ball."
Ovelia stayed on the sofa for less than ten seconds, then sat up, slipped to the sofa where Jiang Han was, sat in, and poked Jiang Han's belly with her cat's tail:
"Cats want to play cat golf! Cats want to sign up for the cat golf league!"
Here we go again... Jiang Han controlled the urge to roll his eyes and said helplessly:
"Ovie, you cannot appear in the witch's field of vision. Even if you are dispatched, you must be accompanied by a 'top witch with a double certificate or above who knows your existence' before you can go out to such a public place. No one has been free recently.
"
Ovelia's travel permission must be accompanied by a top-level witch, because a powerful witch can serve as Ovi's cover, and is also a necessary security measure. In order to prevent Ovi from being distracted by using his tail to poke things like the core of arcane magic.
.
Most importantly, this involves something a little embarrassing...
"..."
Ovi raised his cat ears and said doubtfully:
"Meow, how come no one is free?"
"Hey, look, Anjie is working recently, Kraken is developing spells, Shia wants to sponsor Eve Huggins, Li Lisi is in emergency training for the competition, and Agatha is working part-time..."
Jiang Han explained patiently.
You can't be impatient! When the cat gets angry, it will simply turn the room into a living hell... Although purgatory is nothing to a witch, in short, it is just an image! Imagery!
"Meow, um, um..."
Ovi was also surprisingly patient today.
Normally at this time, no matter how hard Jiang Han introduced it, the cat would get so sulky that he would drink up all the wine stored at home and find a bunch of storm-capable giant cats and cat lanterns to have a rock and roll dinner.
Thank God, Mao Wei must be in a good mood today... Jiang Han thought carefully:
"...The top witches these days also have their own affairs, probably because they have entered a period of scientific research and development."
"Meow! Are you coming? Cat Lantern Championship?"
Ovelia's lazy voice has a little vitality.
Jiang Han sighed and was about to explain again...
"..."
"Okay, see you the day after tomorrow, Eileen."
Ovelia put away her phone, tilted her head, and looked at Jiang Han, her big starry black eyes widening:
"Jiang Han, what were you talking about just now?"
"I……"
Jiang Han felt aggrieved and could only wait for the phone in Ovi's hand:
"Why, why did you just..."
"Meow! Stupid girl, are you stupid? If you want to ask someone if they have time, just make a phone call. There is no need to guess. Speaking of which, meow! What on earth did you want to say just now?
"
"nothing."
...The opportunity to communicate with Irene suddenly appeared inexplicably.
