In the summer of 1994, what must come will always come. With the rise of South American witches, the quaint European witch culture, such as musicals and classical music, were defeated by something evil...
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Rap records in the streets, half-baked imitation rap records, and creepy high-pitched rap filled the summer of 1994.
Miss Jiang Han stared with big bloodshot eyes with thick black circles. After experiencing the torture of the radio broadcast with pop music push at six or seven o'clock in the morning, she directly smashed the radio with a fireball, and for this
I paid 200 yuan to my neighbor.
After sending away the 14-year-old neighbor witch who asked, "Miss, what's your phone number?" Jiang Han hugged the pillow and fell asleep again.
This pain continues to intensify amid the continuous sound of music.
Damn it, why! After Jiang Han got up, he slapped his face hard, rubbing it from left to right, crazily rubbing his face with a force that the plastic surgery celebrity did not dare to use in his previous life.
There was a slight numbness and pain, but I still couldn't get rid of the constant 'Medicine ~ (Longened bass) Medicine ~ (Longened high pitch) ~ Cheek Nao (like a 3-second man's gasp) in my mind...'
Soundproofing enchantment, I need soundproofing enchantment, I need this spell modified from the level 4 protection spell, I need it!
If it doesn't work, you can give me a spell that can kill the singer at any time. I can spend the whole day killing people... Damn it, I still have to go to work tonight... Eh!?
While thinking, Jiang Han suddenly remembered that he didn't have to go to work today! Ms. Ye Keshu made an appointment with him to play squash...
At this time, the door opened, and Ms. Ye Keshu, who was already wearing a tennis shirt, shorts, tennis cap, and carrying large and small bags of sports equipment, burst in from the door lively: "Get ready to go! My daughter...
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Her eyes rested on Jiang Han, who was sitting on the bed, rubbing his face with his hands. She was silent for a moment, tilted her head, and made a confused sound.
"..." Jiang Han put down one hand and pressed the left side of his face and eyes with the other hand. He was silent for a moment and made a 'please get out' gesture: "My mother, if you were not blind, I would probably still
I haven’t changed my clothes, I haven’t put on my underwear yet, I’m still on the bed... Of course, I’m not inviting you up, I’m asking you out!”
Ms. Ye Keshu was confused, turned around, walked out carefully, and quietly closed the door.
Jiang Han was stunned for a moment, yawned and fell back, looking at the ceiling absentmindedly.
In this world, there are two things that can make people burst out with amazing courage. One is getting drunk and getting drunk! The other is getting angry. The angry witch even dares to fight with Lin Zhaojun. Of course,
Whether he dies or not depends on whether Ah Lin wakes up angry...
If you want to act coquettishly, you should find someone like Miss Li Lian. She seems to be the kind of person who can tolerate her friends acting coquettishly.
Miss Li Lisi will 100% use spells to greet you.
Miss Lin Zhaojun, ninety percent...
Oh! And Miss Cen Jing, if you act coquettishly with her, she will definitely hug you, comfort you, and finally treat you to a nice meal... She rubbed her face and sat up from the bed, unwilling to give in.
Reluctantly, he put the plush slippers on the floor on his feet, yawned and stood up, picked up the clothes he wanted to wear today and shuffled out of the door.
Walking into the bathroom, Jiang Han looked in the mirror and washed himself.
Hmm, my dark circles look a bit smoky... She jokingly held her toothbrush in her mouth and made a horizontal scissors gesture with her hands over her eyes.
It looked like idols could debut, but there wasn't such a rich idol culture in 1994.
Brush...the toothpaste tastes slightly salty, because witches are creatures with high magic power. They often need to use spiritual salt to cleanse their bodies to ensure their abilities. For example, some witches with high magic power have not used spiritual salt to cleanse for two or three days.
There are times when a pyroblast kills oneself. Therefore, a little bit of spiritual salt is added to the toothpaste to ensure that some witches will not explode themselves when using the ability to breathe fire.
"Gulu...Gulu..." After rinsing your mouth, you have to take a shower. According to the description of the Yongjie Eye provided by Li Lian, the Yongjie Eye is a kind of magic eye that does not require maintenance. It only needs to wait for time to slowly strengthen, and it is a t0
It is a level magic eye, and it does not need to be protected with eye drops containing 1% spiritual salt. I heard that if you drop that kind of eye drops, it is guaranteed to make the witch cry in pain...
Because I don't like to go out, so after returning home yesterday, Jiang Han borrowed an old set of sportswear from her sister.
After changing into it, it was a set of sportswear with blue as the base color and gold as the supplementary color. Jiang Han looked a little too big for it, but it was hard to tell that it was old clothes, they were just like new ones.
Hmm, the details of my sister's life are still better than mine... This outfit is actually a bit new, except for the blue and gold color scheme, which is a bit weird... After changing into sportswear, Jiang Han walked out of the bathroom briskly and walked towards the stairs.
, I bumped into old comrade Jiang Xuan who was wearing gauze pajamas at the top of the stairs. He was leaning against the top of the stairs holding a newspaper.
"Good afternoon." Jiang Han said hello while looking at the other party's newspaper. Her brain automatically spelled the words facing away from her into those facing her, and identified the news headlines:
"At the lottery meeting, Team Juecheng encountered a cosmic death group, and the leading player Lin Zhaojun burst into tears on the spot"
"Lakers star player Dorothy Jordan said, 'It's not that I missed the draw, it's just that Casino Royale is too charming and top-notch.'"
"The French team Paris-Rheinland is dissatisfied with the result of the draw and bluntly said, 'If I have to take revenge in the future, the mouth of the Rhine will be stained with blood.'"
"After the draw ceremony of Barbarossa Club President Mayos J. Druklu, he launched a vote of no confidence in league president Elsa Stern"
"Du Lingxuan expressed his optimism about Lin Zhaojun's promotion, 'Facts have proved that the great witch who has not passed A3 is rare and powerful'"
"A hymn of loyalty! Teacher Yu Sitong said, 'I am very happy to be in the National Electric Power Team and will not consider leaving the team'"
"Big deal! The National Power Team sent Yu Sitong and Luo Xia in exchange for the Linzhongren's first-round pick in the 1995 draft. The National Power Team club president Zhu Sihui announced that the National Power Team will enter reconstruction mode from now on"
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The world's news media is still a bit evil.
Jiang Han was watching when she heard Jiang Xuan say to her: "Good afternoon, do you want to go play together tomorrow?"
Sorry, I only have time two days a week... Jiang Han waved his hand and made a gesture of rejection:
"I have to go to work and go to class. And Ms. Jiang Xuan, don't you have to go to work?"
After hearing this, Jiang Xuan stood up proudly and said:
"I have fifteen days of witch summer vacation, as well as three days of vacation accumulated every month, and official witch holidays. I have been counting them every time. There are twenty days in total, and there are also ten days of witch civil servant benefits.
And the witch literary and artistic workers will get an extra three days of leave, all with pay."
...Hiss, no wonder civil servants are said to have an iron job, and they all have paid leave... It's a bit more than in the previous life. No wonder witches are easily robbed of their jobs by witch rangers and the like. Witches have many holidays, and ordinary witch rangers only have 3+4 statutory holidays.
, there is only a week's holiday in the summer social season... Jiang Han was shocked by this work benefit. No wonder he often saw old comrade Jiang Xuan watching games alone at home. It turned out that he had a lot of holidays.
After walking down the stairs, Ms. Ye Keshu, who was already prepared, took her out. As a mature traveler, Ms. Ye ordered a small hot air balloon as a tool for the two of them to have lunch on it, which was very considerate.
