"Uh, Master Xing?" Yu Xingxing was stunned for a moment. It seemed that he was a comedy superstar from previous generations, so he definitely couldn't use his old name.
Du Tongfu has the elegance of Sichuan and Sichuan, with a spicy and hearty feeling.
"No, I'm not that senior. Why do you think I look so old?" Yu Xingxing immediately shouted.
"..." They were all startled.
In terms of age, Yu Xingxing is indeed much younger than them; in terms of appearance, Yu Xingxing is not full of wrinkles or gray hair.
But what about qualifications?
Well, this seems okay. Yu Xingxing has a little more than them, but it's not to the level of me yet.
"Then, is it called 'Uncle Xing'?" Du Tongfu said, and everyone looked at him again.
"No, classmates, please don't scream. People who don't know the truth will think that I am bullying you!" Yu Xingxing said quickly, "Because the younger ones have to pay tribute to the older ones!"
They had black lines on their faces again, "Pay tribute?" Why do they feel guilty?
"Uncle Xing, oh, no..." Du Tongfu quickly changed his words, "Brother Xing, let's call you Brother Xing. It sounds smooth to the ears, and there is no need to pay tribute."
"You're welcome, you're welcome, if you are so polite, I will be embarrassed to ask you to help me fetch food, water, sweep the floor and throw away the garbage?" Yu Xingxing said immediately.
When Tian Zhixue heard this, he immediately said: "No problem, no problem, you just need to say something, and I will do all the errands! All you have to do is use your mouth!" He was obviously very flattering.
Yi Xingbang, this boy from Guixi, is more mature than the rest of them. He said: "The dormitory leader should also be Brother Xing. This is more reasonable."
"No, I don't want to be the dormitory leader! The captain is okay." Yu Xingxing immediately shouted, "My role as a leader and role model in life is basically negative."
Yi Xingbang looked at him with interest: "Is it possible that you still don't know how to take care of yourself?"
"We don't have any automatic equipment in our dormitory. Think about it, when you stand up from the desk, the chair won't move in by itself. Isn't it stupid?" Yu Xingxing gave an example, and everyone immediately understood.
"Brother Xing, I will be your smart home assistant from now on. When you finish drinking your glass of water, I will refill it for you immediately; after you finish reading the book, I will put it back for you..." Tian Zhixue continued,
Yu Xingxing immediately stopped with a gesture.
"I discovered a little secret." Yu Xingxing looked at a button on the bedside. They all turned their heads and saw that each of them had a button on the bedside.
"This is...?" Tian Zhixue immediately rummaged through the box to find the manual.
Yu Xingxing pressed it immediately. He thought that the button in the dormitory couldn't be explosive, right? You have to try it to know its function.
As he pressed the button, his desk, chairs and bookshelf immediately became tidy, no longer in a mess.
Yu Xingxing saw it and shrugged: "Tian Zhixue, the ones here are not bad; it's a pity that your hero has no use."
"It's okay, maybe if you press it ten or eight times, it will break; this kind of semi-automatic one can easily have bad contact." Tian Zhixue seemed to understand very well and continued: "At that time, my usefulness will be highlighted.
Already."
"Our dormitory leader should be Yi Xingbang. He is mature and steady, and looks very reassuring." He is also reassuring when bullied, just like a dragon scale.
Yu Xingxing looked at Yi Xingbang and suggested enthusiastically.
"Okay, Brother Xing
I support the suggestion with both hands!" Du Tongfu immediately agreed.
"I agree too!" Tian Zhixue also said, and then mentioned: "It's just that there seems to be an unwritten rule. This dormitory leader must treat guests at least once so that everyone can get to know each other as soon as possible."
Yi Xingbang: "..."
These guys know they have no good intentions!
Of course, he couldn't show it on the surface. He said with a naive look: "That's natural. How about we go to the cafeteria together later and I'll treat you!"
"canteen?"
"In the cafeteria?"
"A treat for you?"
They immediately stared at Yi Xingbang and Tian Zhixue: "You can't tell, Yi Xingbang, you have fat limbs and a strong body, but your brain is not full of lard!"
"Go, go, I just came here, and I haven't earned Shi Neng Zhu yet. It will take me a semester to save my little money." Yi Xingbang also glanced at him.
"It's okay, come, follow me, let's go earn, rob, and plunder together!" Yu Xingxing immediately said in a majestic tone.
Everyone looked at Yu Xingxing: Well, brother, are you serious?
"Brother Xing, are you willing to recruit me into the team?" Yi Xingbang immediately understood what he meant and asked quickly.
"Brother Xing, I am so sincere to you, you must recruit me!" Tian Zhixue also shouted.
"Brother Xing, I am from Sichuan and Sichuan, and your glory also originated from Sichuan and Shu. Our fate is so close! Brother Xing, you must recruit me!" Du Tongfu immediately said with reason.
Yu Xingxing glanced at them. Of course, the wealth should not go to outsiders! These people are not weak, and there is no need to limit themselves to any circle.
Their team has a quota of six people. In addition to the four in the dormitory, there are two more. One of them is for Ruan Hui, and one can be competed for by others. It is really kind.
"Well, it's easy to talk about," Yu Xingxing immediately put on a talkative tone, "You can each treat me to a meal."
"Don't talk about one meal, ten meals don't matter." Du Tongfu said quickly.
"A hundred meals doesn't matter anymore." Tian Zhixue also said.
"Brother Xing!" Ruan Hui's voice came from outside, "Let's go and eat! You asked me to treat you to a meal for a month, so you are going to make me poor!"
After they heard Ruan Hui's cry in the house, they all jumped down and stood at the door.
"Eh? What are you doing?" Ruan Hui opened the door and saw this posture. Yu Xingxing was blocked behind them.
"Ruan Hui, right?" Tian Zhixue rushed the fastest just now, rushing directly from the window to the door.
"Yes, I am so flattered by such a grand welcome!" Ruan Hui said.
"Welcome?" Tian Zhixue still stood there with the posture of one man being indifferent to all others, "Who said you are welcome? Since you are so afraid that Brother Xing will make you poor, then don't come to him for dinner; we are all eager to do so.
He’s eating us!”
"Eat you?" Ruan Hui touched his ears and pretended to be shocked and said, "Did I hear you right? How do you eat this?"
"You don't have to worry about how you eat it. You're not welcome here anyway, so you can leave." Tian Zhixue directly issued an eviction order.
"Don't mention it, we are all freshmen. You don't know, but I am the first arhat under Brother Xing. Of course, I and Brother Xing will be inseparable." Ruan Hui brought out his trump card.
"The number one arhat?" Tian Zhixue smiled teasingly, "He must be the number one hunk!"
"You all take a good look. Except for Brother Xing, no one else in this room is worth mentioning. How can I compete in China?"
With Wu's performance, do you think you can still stop me from approaching Brother Xing? I can smash a hole in you with one fist!" Ruan Hui threatened again.
"Brother Xing is ours! Let's go!" Tian Zhixue said again, "If you use force on me, he will definitely prevent you from getting out of this door!"
When Yu Xingxing heard this, he couldn't help but raise his forehead. What is he doing? Whose person? Whose door? I really don't know how to alleviate the disputes between these children. It's a big headache!
"Well, I'll go have dinner with Ruan Hui first, and you can move around freely." Yu Xingxing finally spoke.
With that said, he walked out from behind them, grabbed Ruan Hui's arm without any reason, and ran towards the cafeteria.
"Brother Xing! You have to make the decision for me!" Ruan Hui walked away, putting on the expression of a tortured concubine.
"You..." Yu Xingxing looked at him, "Am I in the Sixth Courtyard of the Three Palaces or something?"
"Brother Xing, of course I am the main wife. Those concubines bully me like this, why don't you say a word?" Ruan Hui continued to shout.
"Since you are the first wife, it shouldn't be enough for a month, but at least for the whole college period, right?" Yu Xingxing looked at him.
"No, no, whoever wants to be the main wife should go. I'll stay with you for a month at most. If I look at your face every day, my aesthetics will get tired!" Ruan Hui said immediately.
"Are you tired?" Yu Xingxing asked, "Many people are queuing up to treat me to something to eat."
"Okay, okay, you eat, you eat! Be careful to overeat!" Ruan Hui said while lining up.
Suddenly, he pointed at a girl wearing a light blue dress in the team next to him, and whispered to Yu Xingxing: "Well, is that girl on point?"
Yu Xingxing took a look. He had long hair shawl and an extraordinary temperament. From the back, he looked pretty good. He nodded.
"You wait in line here, I'll go over and take a look." Ruan Hui said immediately.
Before Yu Xingxing could answer, Ruan Hui ran out.
Yu Xingxing looked at his back and shook his head. In the imperial capital of Shiwu, there must be a lot of beauties, right? With so many beauties, is Ruan Hui prepared to give every one of them a thumbs-down?
I saw Ruan Hui approaching the girl and pretending to touch her accidentally. The girl was startled and turned around.
Ruan Hui looked at this incredible face and completely forgot his lines.
Damn it, Ruhua is not that scary!
The face that was obviously full of freckles was half covered by thick foundation, with rough eyebrows, bloody lips, and two nostrils pointed upward!
Ruan Hui was so frightened that he turned around and ran away, unable to even say "I'm sorry".
The ugly girl couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth when she looked at Ruan Hui who was running away. He was another guy who didn't know how to live or die.
She snorted and happened to see Yu Xingxing looking towards Ruan Hui.
"Yu Xingxing?" The ugly girl was stunned. This was the Chinese martial arts champion! She had to take advantage of it!
Ruan Hui covered his chest and hurriedly ran to Yu Xingxing: "I was scared to death!"
"Is it so beautiful?" Yu Xingxing asked with a smile.
"He is definitely a man who will sink a fish and lose a goose, a man who will conquer the country and conquer the city!" Ruan Hui said against his will, covering his little heart that was still beating wildly.
"Then what's wrong with you?" Yu Xingxing still smiled, "Did you feel so beautiful that you were out of body?"
"Hey, I can't enjoy it anymore." Ruan Hui sighed.
They prepared their meals and found a good seat to sit down. After a while, the ugly girl came over with a dinner plate.