"With all due respect, there seems to be a bigger gap between the little white rabbit and the white bear..." An Bulang couldn't help but say with black lines on his face.
Xiong Ba waved his hand: "In front of true love, what does different race mean?"
An Bulang's mouth twitched slightly, that's not what you said just now.
Xiong Ba murmured slowly: "She is so cute when she jumps around. And the pure white rabbit fur cleanses my dirty heart, and the long rabbit ears seem to tell me to always go up.
The endless pursuit of truth, and those red eyes, just like my heart, make me seem to have found the meaning of life..."
"Yes, I fell in love with her at first sight. I also bravely expressed my love to her, but she rejected me, saying that rabbits and bears will never end well..."
When An Bulang heard this, he felt that Rabbit was right. This race crossing was too exaggerated. Thinking about it, it was full of violation!
"Rabbit likes Muyun Wolf King on Chifeng Mountain." Xiong Ba said sadly.
An Bulang: "???"
Ji Yinyin: "!!!"
The two of them looked confused.
Don't like bears, but like wolves?
This style of painting is even weirder!!
An Bulang didn't want to think about this kind of thing anymore, it was too exciting!
Could it be that when the wolf knocked on the rabbit's door, he told the little rabbit to open the door, and then ate the little rabbit? Did he mean eating it in that way?
"But Muyun Wolf King doesn't like rabbits." When Xiong Ba said this, he finally had a self-comforting smile.
An Bulang was shocked: "Is this a wolf that a rabbit is chasing?"
Xiong Ba nodded solemnly: "Muyun Wolf King is a cultural wolf. He often recites poems and composes poems. He is also good at creating interesting stories. He is very famous among the intelligent creatures in the Demon Cloud Forest. Rabbit admires him.
With his talent, he bravely launched his pursuit of the Wolf King..."
An Bulang took a breath of tea.
Unexpectedly, this is such a shocking love triangle!
No, it should be Pentagram!
At this time, Xiong Ba had already held An Bulang's hand with both hands and said seriously: "Fellow Taoist Bulang, after talking to you several times, I know that you must be a cultural person. You humans are the best at telling stories, why not
Teach me a few stories and let me impress Xiaoyu with them!"
"Uh..." An Bulang was a little confused.
Let him tell a story?
How can this be fixed?
He has no experience!
"What kind of story do you want?" An Bulang asked.
"Hmm... It's best to tell a love story about a rabbit and a bear. Sometimes the story becomes true if you tell it too much..." Xiong Ba said with a grin.
An Bulang thought for a while and said, "I'll give it a try... If I don't tell the story well, I hope fellow Taoist Xiong won't mind."
"I won't mind, of course I won't mind!" Xiong Ba said excitedly.
Ji Yinyin also pricked up her ears, with a serious and eager look on her face.
Master tells a love story, I’m looking forward to it!!
An Bulang worked hard to conceive, used his talents, and slowly said: "Well... I temporarily thought of a love story about falling in love and killing each other..."
Xiong Ba was startled when he heard this, then his eyes lit up and he said: "It's wonderful. Only the interplay of love and hate is touching. This is possible!!"
An Bulang thought for a while and said: "Well... Once upon a time, in a wonderful forest, there was a bear and a rabbit squatting together to poop..."
"Little Bear asked Rabbit: Does it matter if daddy gets on the fur?
"Rabbit said, it's normal. There will inevitably be some stains on the fur. It's okay."
"Then, the little bear grabbed the rabbit and wiped its butt..."
Ji Yinyin: "..."
Xiong Ba: "..."
An Bulang continued: "A few days later, the little bear and the rabbit picked up a magic weapon together. There was a god with great power in the magic weapon, who promised them three wishes."
"Little Bear said, I want to be the only male bear in the nearby forest, the only male bear in this continent, and the only male bear in this world."
"The elves are satisfied with it."
"The rabbit wishes for a flying carpet.
"The flying carpet has to fly very fast."
"The gods are satisfied with it."
"The spirit asked again: "So, what is your last wish?"
"I hope Bear is gay," said Rabbit.
"After that, get on the flying carpet and run away!"
Ji Yinyin couldn't help it anymore: "Hahaha...!"
Xiong Ba collapsed: "What I want is a love story between a bear and a rabbit, a love story!!"
An Bulang said: "It's not over yet, there is more to come!"
"Unexpectedly, the bear is a man of cultivation, and he actually caught up with the escaping rabbit!"
"Oh, I forgot to mention that rabbits are also male..."
"So, the following plot is indescribable, indescribable..."
"In short, the little bear and the rabbit lived happily together in the forest."
Xiong Ba: "..."
Ji Yinyin: "Hahaha!"
"Well... the story is over. Fellow Daoist Xiong, what do you think of my love story about a bear and a rabbit who fall in love and kill each other?" An Bulang asked with a wink.
The corner of Xiong Ba's mouth twitched slightly, and he silently moved a flowing flying fish on An Bulang's table in front of him, one by one, and said: "I want a sweet love story, a sweet love story! Not this kind.
A strong love story!!”
"This..." An Bulang was a little confused.
Sweet love story?
This is beyond his understanding.
He couldn't help but cast his eyes on the girl next to him: "Yinyin, why don't you try it?"
"Ah? I'll do it?" The girl's bright eyes widened and she panicked at a loss, "But...but I have never made up any love stories..."
"It's okay, just make up one, think about what the love story in your imagination is like, and then tell it!" An Bulang acted as a mentor on the side.
"The love I imagined..."
Ji Yinyin murmured to herself, imagining based on An Bulang's words, thinking about replacing herself as the little white rabbit and her master as the little bear. For some reason, inspiration burst out instantly!
Xiong Ba no longer had much hope for the two people in front of him. He chewed the fish meat, waved his bear claws, and said slowly: "It's okay. If you can't think of it, don't force it. Come on, let's eat fish."
"No! I want to talk!" Ji Yinyin immediately shook her head and rejected Xiong Ba's proposal, her eyes full of determination.
All the bears on the field were stunned.
An Bulang was also very surprised.
Why did a girl who was submissive and had no confidence before suddenly become so motivated?
At this time, the girl had entered a mysterious state.
She looked at An Bulang, her beautiful eyes were filled with autumn water, the silver-white hairpin on her black hair shimmered under the peach blossom pink, and a smile appeared on her flawless face.
When the three bears saw the girl's appearance, for some reason, their minds gradually calmed down, and they couldn't help but want to listen to the girl's story.
"This... this is Daoyun released!!"
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