Short story fan #This is the most delicate national team I have ever seen#
(Transcript of interview with national team doctor)
Cha Xiaoxia: Hello everyone, my name is Cha Xiaoxia.
Su Li: I am Su Li.
Tea: Since the author mistook me for a girl before, she decided to compensate me for a chance to appear. To this end, the author helped me book an interview with the national team. However, since all the members and coaches of the national team were nervously preparing for the game, this time we
The interviewee is Su Li, the national team doctor who is accompanying the team this time.
Tea: Hello Su Li. Can you introduce yourself to the audience first?
Su: Hello, audience friends. I am Su Li, a team doctor affiliated with the General Administration of Sport of China. My duty is to fill the medical shortages of various sports teams during large-scale events such as the Olympic Games. This time, I was assigned by the General Administration to follow the glory of the country.
The team came to Zurich and was responsible for the medical work of the national team.
Tea: Thank you Su Li. This time the national team went on an expedition and you were the only team doctor. It was really hard.
Su: Is it hard? No, no, no, it’s definitely not hard. This is the easiest task I’ve ever had since I served as a team doctor—in fact, it’s a bit too leisurely to be true.
Cha: Ah, why do you say that? Although leisure is a good thing - I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend you, but it is really good news to know that the players are in good health.
It's like this. When our team doctors play with the team, their tasks range from conducting blood tests and urine tests on the players to dealing with various injuries. From my experience, in a game, not many players play in a closed position, which is simply
Not normal.
Tea: Is it so serious? What injuries have you dealt with?
Su: That’s too much. Seriously, one of the main players of the women’s volleyball team has had three heart surgeries, and we have to monitor her condition at all times. For normal things, such as fractures, tendon ruptures, muscle strains and contusions, every team doctor
Have encountered them all.
Tea: So this time the national team...?
Su: That’s why I say leisurely. Do you know the most serious condition I dealt with this time? Dysmenorrhea! Fever, less than 39 degrees! A slight contusion on the wrist, spray some medicine and put a bandage on it and it will be cured!
Tea:...poof.
Sue: So you see what I mean.
Tea: ...Yes, it can indeed be said to be very leisurely... So Dr. Su, what is your evaluation of this Honor National Team?
Su:...I have never seen such a delicate national team player.
Tea: Ah? What should I say?
Su: ...Actually, it's not a derogatory sense... It's just, you know... For a team doctor who is used to athletes playing despite injuries and taking painkillers, seeing someone being substituted because of dysmenorrhea...
Of course, I understand that e-sports requires delicate operations, but it’s really hard not to think that they are... delicate.
Cha: Although I shouldn’t laugh but it’s really... pfft. Well, e-sports is indeed very different from our common sports that mainly rely on physical confrontation. So besides that, what other places can you have fun?
What about this impression?
Su: Another important aspect is eating. You know, athletes' diets are generally controlled. What the nutritionist gives, the athlete eats, how much, and how much. When you get too hungry, tell the coach.
If Jiao wants to eat a piece of chocolate or something, she can't just go out and buy it on her own.
Cha: Wow, it sounds so miserable. But there’s nothing I can do about it. I’ve seen a lot of news about athletes eating out and causing problems in urine tests. But e-sports players don’t need to be tested for doping, right?
Sue: So they let themselves go... Do you know how many tricks these people can do with one bite?
Tea: How much?
Su: Take breakfast for example. I was particularly impressed. The day I first arrived in Zurich, the chef came in and asked, what do you want for breakfast tomorrow?
Tea: What then?
Su: Then... Wang Jiexi said, just bean paste, Jiaohuan, and two steamed buns.
Tea: Very cool.
Su: Zhou Zekai’s answer is, sesame cakes, deep-fried dough sticks, rice and tofu curds.
Tea: Xiao Zhou also has a pure Shanghai taste. However, the stove for sesame cakes is troublesome enough, and a frying pan is needed to fry fried dough sticks...
Su: Xiao Shiqin’s answer is hot-dried noodles with tofu skin, Sun Xiang wants small noodles, and Li Xuan wants fried buns with tofu in spicy soup...
Tea: There are all kinds of tea.
Su: Chu Yunxiu was easier to talk to. She said that tofu buns and steamed buns were enough and she didn’t want anything else. When it was served, it turned out that the steamed buns Wang Jiexi wanted contained green onions. As for Chu Yunxiu, she hated green onions in steamed buns!
Cha: This... there's really nothing I can do about it. I have a few southern friends who really hate onions in steamed buns.
Su: Yes, Chu Yunxiu put down the buns after taking one bite. Wang Jiexi couldn't eat them all by himself, so in the end, Ye Xiu took advantage of them all.
Cha: But luckily they didn’t fight over the sweet and salty tofu curd.
Su: There's no fight. The chef made the original version directly, with more than a dozen toppings on the side, including honey, white sugar and rose marinade, seaweed, dried shrimps, pickled mustard, soy sauce, green onion, mushroom sauce, hot sauce, whatever you want to eat, you can help yourself.
Cha:...Pfft...The chef can be said to be very experienced...
Su: That’s right. Not only are there plenty of toppings, there are two pieces of paper stuck on the bucket at the same time. One side says “Tofu Pudding” and the other side says “Tofu Pudding”. Even this can’t stop these people from dissing each other every day for breakfast.
Time, the sweet party and the salty party can fight for ten episodes.
Cha:...I believe that Huang Shaotian provided the lines for eight of the ten episodes...
Su: More than that, just because he has so many tricks, okay? Others want to order three or four at most if they want to make breakfast early, but he, who signs up for the dishes, can even keep up with the cross talk!
Cha: Hahahahahaha, I understand it very well... Mr. Huang's style has always been like this. Seeing as he brought Captain Yu, oh, and Fang Rui, who was also from Blue Rain, he brought them to report together.
For the sake of it, let him report a few more things...
Su: Well, speaking of breakfast, it’s not bad. It’s just that little thing. Dinner is troublesome, right? Can you imagine that some people at the table want to eat rice, some want to eat noodles, and some don’t have steamed buns?
Aren’t you full? You’re beating the chef to death every minute!
Tea: There are many kinds of noodles...
Su: That's right. One particularly miserable time, Li Xuan asked for noodles, and Huang Shaotian also remembered that he wanted noodles, so the chef cooked them in one pot. When he brought them to the table, Li Xuan asked why the noodles were so thin. Huang Shaotian
Why is it so wide...
Tea: What kind of noodles does the chef make?
Su: Sliced noodles... However, Li Xuan was thinking about trouser belt noodles, and Huang Shaotian wanted to eat bamboo noodles, so...
Tea: It’s really difficult to handle this without making it clear beforehand!
Su: It doesn’t mean that you just have to say it clearly... For example, once everyone agreed that they wanted to eat braised pork.
Tea: Braised pork can be said to be popular across the country.
Su: When we tasted it, Su Mucheng, Chu Yunxiu and others thought it was just right, Li Xuan, Wang Jiexi and Zhang Xinjie all thought it was too sweet, Xiao Shiqin, Zhang Jiale and Tang Hao thought it was not too spicy...
Tea: Why does braised pork need to be spicy?
Su: Why isn’t the braised pork spicy?
Tea: Well, there is really nothing we can do about it. Otherwise, we can only order dishes. Everyone clearly states their favorite taste. At least the chef has a direction.
Sue: You definitely don’t want to know how they grab the right to order food.
Tea:pk?
Su: I tried pk, draw lots, guessing games, and tried them all, but none of them could convince the public. One day, I finally had an argument about who was the MVP and who ordered the food, but Chu Yunxiu said something to mess it up...
That sentence is still deeply impressive to me.
Tea: What are you talking about?
Su: She said, I have tolerated you people for a long time... Have you seen an old movie called "Raise the Red Lantern"?