Chapter 173 Wangfujing Department Store is in trouble
"Hey, what are you doing?"
The one who opened his mouth to speak was a skinny monkey. There are many skinny monkeys these days, but this child was surprisingly skinny, with his face sticking to his skull, which was quite scary.
"What didn't I do?"
"Who is he? A secret agent?"
The long hair on the side of the thin monkey was twitching, its thin legs were shaking, and its thin arms were shaking.
Before Tie Jun could answer, Chu Qiong's yelling and the yelling of two girls came from inside the building.
"Shuanzi, I look like your wife!"
As soon as Tie Jun stood up, Shouhou shouted at Changmao. Then, several half-grown men rushed in, and Tie Jun quickly followed.
After running far in, I saw that in front of the women's clothing counter, Chu Qiong was fighting with two little saleswomen, and Chu Yao was dragging one of them back.
"Mani! Mani!"
Shouhou and the others ran to Chu Qiong first, pushed Chu Qiong away, and shouted at Chu Qiong.
Tie Jun also arrived, pushed Chu Yao away, hugged the little salesman, and shouted: "Gaha! Gaha!"
"It's you again? Grandson, are you really a spy?"
Shuanzi, the long-haired man, raised his hand and pushed Tiejun, taking advantage of him with his mouth.
Tie Jun didn't want to pay attention to a bunch of little kids. He took a step back and asked Chu Qiong, "What's going on?"
"How did I know? After we tried on two clothes, she became impatient. She called me a country bumpkin and even yelled at me."
"If you can't afford it, don't try it, you idiot!"
The little girl with red lips behind Changmao put her head in and called out, and Tie Jun got a little excited.
Looking at the two sisters again, Tie Jun felt distressed and angry.
Chu Qiong was wearing a dark red cheongsam covered with peonies. The buttons on the front were not yet buttoned, exposing half of her white breasts.
Fortunately, Chu Yao was also wearing a bright yellow cheongsam with sunflowers on it. It looked very good and was well wrapped.
"Is there anyone in charge?"
Tie Jun howled suddenly, and Chang Mao shrank his neck in fright.
At this time, many people had gathered around, most of them, like Tie Jun and others, were outsiders visiting the capital.
"I'm coming!"
The crowd parted, and two eldest ladies walked out from the counter, one tall, one short, one fat and one thin, as if they were having a cross talk.
"Xiao Nan, why is it you again? Tell me what's going on?"
The tall and fat elder sister looked at the little girl with red lips and asked.
The short and thin eldest sister smiled at Tie Jun and said: "Comrade, don't be angry, calm down your anger first, and let's understand the situation first."
Tie Jun smiled, nodded, pointed at Chu Qiong with red lips and said, "They have been here several times, and each time they try on clothes and don't buy them."
When Chu Qiong heard this, her hands were shaking with anger and she was about to curse, but Tie Jun stopped her.
"It's a person's right to buy or not. Are you scolding them?"
"I didn't scold you!"
"You didn't call me a country bumpkin?"
"Haha, it's true, but I'm afraid people will tell me!"
"That's enough, you don't want to do it anymore, right?"
The fat lady had a loud voice, red lips and turned her head to the side.
"Comrade, I'm sorry, you can try it if you want. I'll get it for you if you want to try it!"
"We are here to buy clothes, not to try them on. Please let her apologize to us first!"
Chu Qiong pointed to the red lips and made a request.
"You're a foreigner, you don't have any money, just forget it, you're still pretending to be a girl!
Didn't you hear it just now?
They came here several times, deliberately tormenting people, and even apologized?
If you want me to see it, take off this cheongsam quickly!
You are a country bumpkin. This cheongsam costs more than 800 yuan. Just the two of you make that much money in a month. Can you afford it?"
When Changmao heard that his wife was asked to apologize, he immediately became furious and said a lot of things. Not to mention, there were actually some people who started to boo him.
"Oh, oh, take it off! Take it off!"
"Hahaha, the northeastern pheasant has its feathers plucked, it looks so good! Quack, quack, quack!"
The thin monkey was squealing happily when his neck was suddenly pinched by Tie Jun, instantly turning into a duck's squawk.
"It means you are a Peking Duck!"
"Quack, quack, quack, quack!"
Tie Jun raised his hand and lifted the thin monkey up. His long-haired face twitched and he looked back at the other two brothers.
"I'll count to three, put it down!"
"Quickly count, or I'll kill him if I don't let go!"
"Hey, comrade, this is your fault, you can't do anything!"
"He cursed, did you all hear it?"
Tie Jun had no intention of letting go. Some words were not very harmful but extremely insulting, such as the word pheasant.
"Did I count? 3..."
"1"
Tie Jun shouted, his hand loosened, and the thin monkey fell to the ground.
"Quack, your uncle, pump it for me...Quack, quack!"
The skinny monkey jumped up, pointed at Tie Jun and cursed him. Tie Jun sneered, stretched out his hand, and the skinny monkey started to croak again.
"Grandson, I tell you, you have to show off to be cool. Just like you, grandpa will turn you into a duck in minutes!"
Tie Jun's movements were so fast that Changmao and the others didn't even see him clearly, and Skinny Monkey kicked his legs again in the air.
"I count..."
"1"
"quack......"
The thin monkey flew, kicking its legs wildly, and the crowd burst into laughter. It was like letting a duck fly.
"Shut up if you don't want to be a duck!"
Tie Jun looked at Changmao and sneered.
The long-haired mouth twitched for a long time, then pounced on him with a "woo".
"I'll fuck you, quack, quack, quack..."
Tiejun raised another duck, fluttering its feathers and squawking louder. The melon-eating crowd became excited, shouting and squawking.
"Grandson, don't you want to count anymore? Grandpa will count for you, 1."
"Plop!"
As soon as the thin monkey ran back, the long-haired body fell down and they both fell to the ground.
"Young and old men, aunt and eldest sister, you have all seen it. What happened was that we were trying on clothes but not buying them. We came here several times, right?"
"right!"
Tie Jun nodded and said to Red Lips: "Does it mean that if we bought these two cheongsams, we are no longer country bumpkins?"
When Red Lips saw Tie Jun being so arrogant, she wanted to apologize.
Now I heard that I could sell two cheongsams, and each one would get a 50 commission, so I nodded immediately.
"Yes, if you buy it, you will no longer be a country bumpkin. I can apologize!"
"good!"
Tie Jun stood up straight, opened his handbag, took out a few tickets, and held them up.
"First, let me prove that we didn't come here several times. This is today's ticket. Sister, please verify it!"
When the fat lady saw Tie Jun being violent, she was also aroused. When she saw Tie Jun doing practical things, she suppressed her anger and took the ticket.
"Yes, they took today's flight and just arrived in Beijing."
Everyone could understand that this red-lipped salesman was blind to him. He was a country bumpkin, but he was just a country bumpkin who flew on an airplane.
"Second, I prove once again that we are real customers, not just rubbish in her eyes."
Tie Jun pointed at the cheongsam worn by Chu Yao and the two sisters.
"Invoice!"
"What kind of ticket are you writing? We won't buy it!"
Chu Qiong shouted and stood up. Tie Jun frowned, and the crowd also cheered. Feeling a change, they all moved forward.
"Huh! He's just a country bumpkin!"
Red Lips got excited again, stretched out her head and called out.
"Who said you have to buy something after trying it on? Since you are allowed to try it, if you are satisfied, you will buy it. If you are not satisfied with the fit, of course you will not buy it."
Chu Qiong's words were indeed reasonable, but if he didn't buy it at this juncture, Tie Jun would be slapped in the face by his eldest sister.