"It's silly, you old rat, you should ask for advice from the little devil. You're still good at playing. You'll get stronger when you get older!"
A man's joking voice came from the receiver, and Vice President Qian's head buzzed, knowing that he had offended someone.
"You...who are you? Don't mess around, this is the capital, there are police everywhere..."
"Keep an eye on you, uncle, call the police immediately and don't report that you are a grandson!"
The voice on the phone was so arrogant, mixed with his own petty crying, that Vice Dean Qian was frightened.
"Brother...brother, we have something to discuss. Do you want money? I will give it to you right away..."
"Hey, you are so good, don't rush to deliver it yet, keep your ears open and listen!
I drank too much yesterday and got up early to pee. Suddenly I heard the old man doing his morning exercises. I lost the urge to urinate. I climbed over the wall and took a look, hahahaha!
It turns out that you, an old rat, was causing trouble. I happened to just buy a Seagull, so it clicked for a while.
Old lamp, do you want black and white or colored?
By the way, Yingying said that he likes colored ones. At your age and being nostalgic, you should like black and white ones..."
"Brother, uncle, no, grandpa, as long as you don't... I will agree to whatever conditions you propose!"
"Okay, choose one of the two. It depends on which nest you want to go back to. I've made your choice. I'll give you the film. If you can't choose well, hahahaha! Dudu..."
The phone was hung up, and Vice President Qian slowly put down the phone, his mind spinning rapidly as he recalled who he had offended recently.
After a long time, I gave up. I really couldn’t remember. I offended too many people, and they all looked like the people who were trying to punish him.
Choose one of the two, how to choose?
Choose a wife, you must choose a wife. Go home quickly and cover up this matter. If you let your old father-in-law know about this, you will be stupid. Don't become the vice president yourself!
"Dong dong dong!"
Someone knocked on the door, which startled Vice President Qian. He hurriedly picked up a magazine and put it on his lap, then shouted: "Come in!"
The door opened and a little boy who had buried Gu Tai came in. When he saw Vice President Qian, he jumped a little and shook his nose at the elder.
"Suck!"
The little boy successfully put the snot back into place, and then shouted: "Let me go, the mouse has become a spirit? You...your surname is Qian?"
"Um!"
Vice President Qian was just about to get angry when he saw a newspaper bag in the boy's hand and snorted while holding back his anger.
"Someone asked me to give this to you, and said you have to give me 100 yuan first. I don't want a big ticket, so I can't spend it!"
Vice President Qian's heart was beating fast. He opened the bag and felt very depressed. The money was quite a lot, but it was a big ticket.
"Kid, I don't have any change either!"
"Then I'll wait for you. You can go to the canteen downstairs to buy a bottle of soda, and I'll find it for you!"
The child is so naughty. He has troubled the deputy dean. He is still wet. How can he get out?
"How about I give you 200, and you can find your own way!"
"Fuck, you're really rich, okay, take the money!"
Vice-President Qian breathed a sigh of relief and quickly took out two big tickets and slapped them on the table. The child was so excited that he held them up in front of his eyes and looked at them for a long time before twitching his nose.
"What does it taste like?"
"Oh, take the money and leave!"
"Here you go, old man, you have to pee on the bed!"
The child put the newspaper bag on the table, cursed, and ran away.
"Close the door!"
Vice President Qian called out, and a nurse happened to be passing by. Hearing the call, he looked over, smiled, and closed the door.
"Thanks!"
Vice President Qian shouted, grabbed the newspaper bag, opened it, and immediately stayed on the spot.
The other day, my precious daughter’s panties were printed with her favorite Mickey Mouse, which he bought from Guangzhou.
Thinking of the safety of his wife, Yingying, and daughter, the vice-chancellor's heart was in his throat.
I didn't care about anything, picked up my bag, stuffed my panties in, covered my legs and rushed out.
"Vice President Qian!"
"Hey!"
People kept saying hello, and the vice-dean responded mechanically without raising his head, and rushed to the parking lot downstairs.
He opened the door of his Santana, turned on the ignition, kicked the accelerator and rushed out the door, but the steering wheel did not obey the command and rushed sideways.
"squeak!"
The deputy dean stepped on the brakes and got out of the car to look at the tires. Damn it, they were all flat.
There was no time to take care of the car anymore. He lowered his head and rushed out of the hospital, reaching out to stop a taxi. As soon as the car stopped, the vice president opened the door and got into the passenger seat.
"Let me go, you are so hot, you are almost turning into urea!"
The brother's nose came over and he frowned and sighed. The old guy quickly held it down with his bag and took out 100 yuan.
"The sooner the better, An Zhenli, this is yours!"
"Okay, you're in a hurry to go home and change your pants, right? Thanks for your generosity, I'll send you back after you've changed!"
My brother muttered something in his mouth, and without any delay in driving, Dafa jumped forward and rushed forward.
When he got home, his wife was hugging his second child and crying hard. When she heard the door knock, she raised her head and looked over.
"Woof woof woof woof..."
The little Jingba, with his eyes closed in his wife's arms, suddenly screamed. The wife burst into laughter, and the little Jingba stuck out his tongue and licked his owner's fat face.
"Son, I scared my mother to death. What kind of evil thing made my Dabao drunk? See if I don't...
You bastard, tell me honestly, who did you hook up with..."
"Auntie, please stop making trouble and go give your son some water!"
The old guy was quite clever and managed to get his wife to the kitchen. He quickly picked up the phone and dialed out quickly.
"Hey, brother, I choose my wife. No matter what I have done before, I will never be a fool again. I will definitely treat my wife well!"
"Big money, big money, I'm so moved. Son, did you hear what your father said?"
"Woof woof woof woof!"
The deputy dean's wife stood at the door of the kitchen with tears in her eyes, sparks flashing in her big eyes, and her fat body trembling up and down.
"Hahaha, Dean, your wife is very easy to fool. It's okay. You made the right choice. You know what it means to be a bad wife and you can't let her down."
Okay, we’ve all withdrawn. By the way, you’re pretty damned for bullying a poor student. Is the 30,000 yuan for the surgery enough?”
"Ah? That's enough. It should be 30,000. They made a mistake. I will implement it this afternoon!"
"Good guy, okay, I'll give the film to your sweetie. She might still want to blackmail you, but I won't care about that.
Who made you happy? Spend money to buy a lesson!
By the way, you'd better be good, otherwise you won't be so lucky next time, I guarantee you won't even have a chance to cry, toot toot!"
After hanging up the phone, Vice President Qian exhaled, hurriedly walked into the room, and quickly took off his smelly pants. When he turned around, his wife pounced on him.
"Hey, it's broad daylight..."
"I'm impatient, no matter what..."
"Beep bell bell..."
"Phone, phone!"
"Don't worry about it. The second sister asked me to play mahjong, so I won't go!"
"Definitely not, I'll pick it up!"
Vice President Qian ran to the living room dangling on two thin rat legs and picked up the phone.
"Mom, there is a pervert in our school who steals girls' panties. My Mickey Mouse was also stolen, woohoo!"