Things were not as Tie Jun imagined. On the contrary, when Qin Shuilan saw the two monkeys and the three cats, they were very calm, with no expressions of fear or disgust at all.
We had lunch in the private room downstairs. The three cats didn't talk from beginning to end and only drank and ate vegetables.
On the other hand, the two monkeys were able to bluff for nothing, and they kept slapping their butts, making the atmosphere feel like listening to a talk show by Xiao Shen Long, and the laughter never stopped.
After eating and drinking well, the two monkeys lay on the ears of the big cat and cooed, and the three cats got up and left. Tie Jun and the others did not dare to ask what they were doing.
After leaving the private room, Dali and the others continued to study at Liangli Company, while Tie Jun and the others went upstairs.
After sitting down on the sofa, Tie Jun asked about Miaomiao first, and the two monkeys immediately became confused.
After he finished his bluff, both Tie Jun and Qin Shuilan were dumbfounded. The seemingly complicated matter turned out to be so simple after the two monkeys explained it.
After a long time, Qin Shuilan suddenly stood up and gave the two monkeys a 90-degree bow, which the two monkeys accepted with a smile.
Tie Jun quit and stood up to help Qin Shuilan.
"Don't touch me. If this is done, I, Qin Shuilan, will erect a monument for my second brother."
"Hey, eldest sister, call me second brother. I'll take the gift. Don't waste time. Tell me what's going on. I can arrange my troops and invite the immortal!"
Tie Jun and Qin Shuilan were both amused, and Tie Jun pulled Qin Shuilan to sit down.
As Qin Shuilan narrated, Tie Jun's scalp went numb while the two monkeys were squinting and rubbing their chin like a half-immortal.
After talking for a full hour and a half, Qin Shuilan finished telling all the things that had happened to her over the years.
"You must be the turtle mother descending to earth. This is too unbearable."
The two monkeys scolded Qin Shuilan in a high-pitched voice, and Qin Shuilan's face turned red.
"Okay, go ahead and do your work. If you need anything, I'll come back to you!"
The two monkeys waved their hands, and Qin Shuilan looked at Tie Jun. Tie Jun nodded and stood up.
After sending Qin Shuilan out, Tie Jun whispered: "Sister, don't worry, my second brother is doing things well and won't shake you out."
"I believe he is a capable man. He will leave first. Come to my place to eat in the evening. I will stew the elbow for you."
"Well, maybe I'll be there soon."
Qin Shuilan left, and Tie Jun waited for her to enter the elevator, then turned back into the house and closed the door.
"Let's go, don't sit down. I'll take you to see these two people first. They have to investigate this matter privately. In the evening, I have to take the three cats to work."
"Okay, second brother, now that you are here, I feel much more at ease."
"If you are not at ease, remember, treat everything the same, treat everyone the same, it's the most fun and the best to deal with these things.
If he were really a good and upright official, even if your elder sister smashed her head in, your second brother would not dare to take the job."
The two monkeys came out with Tie Jun in their arms. They were not tall enough, so they held up their long arms. When others saw it, they thought Tie Jun had a big monkey hanging on him!
After getting on the elevator, before Tie Jun could reach out, Erhou raised his hand and pointed at 2 with his slender fingers.
"Second brother, why do your hands look like this?"
Tie Jun saw that the two monkeys' index and middle fingers looked like chopsticks, with one side longer than the other.
"Haha, okay, no wonder my eldest brother is envious of you, your eyesight is extraordinary."
The two monkeys stretched out their hands in front of Tie Jun, and Tie Jun yelled, "I'm sorry."
"Second brother, how did you adjust it? Why is it one long and one short again?"
"Alas, it is almost lost!"
Under Tie Jun's eyes, two fingers shrank and stretched, then one side grew longer.
"Damn it, second brother, you're not the little brother in Tomb Raiders Notes, are you?"
"Go away, you're still bored. Tomb robbers are punished by God. Your second brother still wants to do it for a few more years!"
When the elevator reached the second floor, Erhou and Tiejun walked into the corridor and looked outside. There was no one down there.
"Let's go!"
The two monkeys opened the window with their hands, and Tie Jun was thrown out. Thanks to Master Hong's true message, Tie Jun fell to the ground lightly.
"Hey, second brother, why are you faster than me?"
Tie Jun looked at the two monkeys standing next to him in astonishment, his mouth wide open.
"I didn't know, go, drive, my second brother won't tinker with this crap!"
"Give me the key!"
"Si Que, that's not in your hands!"
"Holy shit!"
Tie Jun almost threw the key in his hand. When it was in his hand, he had no reason not to feel it, right?
"Look at it, like this!"
Tie Jun's eyes blurred, his left elbow went numb, and the key in his right hand went to his left hand.
"Hehehe, second brother, teach me!"
"I don't dare, I'm afraid my head will move!"
The second monkey walked to a large jeep with a military logo and whistled.
Tie Jun opened the door and got in. The two monkeys sat in the passenger seat. Tie Jun sighed.
"Second brother, with all your abilities, why do you condescend to serve under my eldest brother?"
"Is Guan Gong powerful?"
Tie Jun nodded.
"Where is Zhao Zilong?"
Tie Jun continued to nod.
"Your eldest brother is Liu Bei, you understand!"
Tie Jun stopped talking, turned the key and lit the ignition, started in second gear, and drove the big jeep forward.
The second monkey ordered with squinted eyes, and Tie Jun asked again: "Second brother, have you been to Tangshan?"
"Been here? I'm from Tangshan. I was abducted to the Northeast by my master."
"ah?"
"Ah what? Are you wondering why the earthquake didn't kill me?"
"Hehe, eh!"
"I left Tangshan when I was five years old, practiced in Changchun for three years, and traveled around the world with my master when I was eight years old."
The second monkey's voice lowered, and his eyes turned to the window on the right. Tie Jun's eyelids twitched.
What's wrong with me, why can I easily let others reveal my secrets?
Staring ahead, Tie Jun was extremely confused and thought he was reborn. This kind of thing happened all the time, and he was about to become a heartbreaker.
After passing a few roundabouts, the two monkeys didn't say anything anymore. When they wanted to turn, they would make signs in advance.
Tie Jun guessed that the mention of his master might have brought back his sad past. He was really good at seducing whomever he wanted.
Not knowing where they drove, Erhou pointed to a small second-story building ahead and said, "Here we are, this is Big Lock's home."
Tie Jun slowed down and stopped in front of the big iron gate. Just as he was about to put out the fire, the big iron gate slowly opened.
"Get in!"
The two monkeys waved their hands, and Tie Jun slowly drove the car into the gate. The yard was very large, and a Hutou Ben was parked near the small building.
After parking the car, the two got out of the car. The door to the second floor opened, and a man with one eye and a big head brought out more than ten people.
"Hahaha, Brother Monkey, we two brothers have been waiting for you for a long time!"
One-eyed man walked down the steps with a smile, wearing an eye patch, his face was very thin, he was a little over 1.7 meters tall, and his body was also lean.
The big head followed behind with a grin and a big beard, a bit like a smaller version of Zhang Fei, a little over 1.6 meters tall, and a man with an axle.
The men at the back did not move, and all bowed slightly, as if they were receiving the eldest brother.
The two monkeys smiled and hugged the two of them, and after some teasing, they turned to point at Tie Jun and said, "Biaozi's younger brother, Tie Jun!"
Tie Jun took a step forward, and the two monkeys pointed at the big lock and said, "You have to call me Brother Lock!"
"Brother Lockhead!"
Tie Jun called out, and Dasuo Tou stretched out his hand, "Biaozi called and said that he encountered some trouble, right?"
"Well, please ask your two brothers for help!"
"It's easy to say, this is your Brother Yang!"
Big Lock patted Lao Yang, Tie Jun called Brother Yang, and Lao Yang smiled and hugged Tie Jun.