Tie Biao turned around, and Tie Jun quickly stood up and caught up.
"Brother, what did Sister Taohua tell you?"
"What can I say?"
Tie Biao smiled bitterly and asked back, Tie Jun thought about it, and Sister Taohua said the same thing.
"God, may lovers finally get married!"
Tie Jun had no choice but to look up at the sky and beg God for help.
Tie Biao was amused by his younger brother, and without saying anything, he helped Tie Jun forward.
Tie Jun really drank a lot today. He had already gained one kilogram. His legs were weak, but his brain was very clear. Tie Jun was a little puzzled.
"Brother, am I okay today? It's more than a kilogram of white wine, so I'm not doing much, hey... hehe, thank you!"
Tie Jun just said a few words, and Tie Biao let go. Tie Jun almost fell down, but Tie Biao smiled and stopped him again.
"You can brag after you can stand firm. It's all because of your big brother, who was soaked in wine. What do you think you can do!"
Don’t drink like this anymore, big wine will harm your body, but small wine will make you happy!”
Tie Jun giggled, knowing that his drinking capacity was not good enough in front of these big brothers today, and he was fighting hard.
After walking for a while, Tie Biao suddenly said: "Dajun, I'm going to Yunnan. I guess I won't be able to come back until the Chinese New Year. Please tell our parents when you get back!"
"Ah? Why are you in such a hurry? Can't you go after the New Year?"
Tie Jun was a little panicked and had a vague feeling that his elder brother was a little abnormal.
"There's no need to rush. A buddy was detained while gambling on stones in Yunnan. I understand. I can't just ignore him, right?
By the way, the Iron Tower will go with me. If it pricks my hand, Boss Niu will also fly over, and I will probably get someone important from Myanmar.
You know me, I always think of the worst in everything, so I said it would be hard to come back during the New Year."
"Well, I won't talk about it for now. I'll wait until Nian Gen. If you really can't come back, we'll talk about it. You also know that our mother is very thoughtful, and I'm afraid she will be worried!"
"Well, I'll try to come back as soon as possible!"
Tie Biao lowered his head, feeling very sad, and finally returned to Tie's house. Unexpectedly, he would not be able to spend the first year at home. Oh, what a fate!
Tie Jun knew his elder brother's temper. Once he made up his mind, the tractor would not be able to pull back, so he simply refused to persuade him, but he became more and more suspicious in his heart.
As I slowly approached the Rose Garden, I heard the leisurely voice of Old Niu Tou. If I listened carefully, it turned out to be the divine song "Dance Master".
"Put the incense table to invite the gods. First invite the fox, then the yellow. Please invite the python, the spirit mink, and the mournful king.
The Hu family is the leader, the Huang family is the vanguard, the python is the stop, and the Bei Wang is the leader.
He picked up King Wen's drum in his left hand and the general's whip in his right hand.
King Wen's drum, willow wood bolt, tied to Qianlong period and Kaiyuan period.
Quickly use the whip, three horizontally, four vertically, and seven virtuous ones.
Three roots face north and four roots face south.
Three roots facing north will secure the world, four roots facing south will protect the country..."
"What do you think? Does this word sound kind?"
After listening for a while, Tie Biao asked Tie Jun with a smile. Tie Jun nodded, it was all memories.
When Tie Jun was a child, he was weak and always suffered from evil diseases, so his grandma went out to find the great immortals to perform the dance, which was made of red cloth and scissors. I really listened to this divine song often.
"Go in, the old man is watching something, listen to what he has to say?"
The two pushed the door open and entered the courtyard. Tie Biao turned around and closed the door.
The hot spring pool must be entered through the big brick house. The two brothers entered the house, found the cabinet, took off their clothes, put on big pants, and carried two big bath towels to the hot spring.
It's quite particular. The hot springs are steaming surrounded by rockeries, and it really has a sense of the Rose Valley.
There was a bell on the small door entering the hot spring. When it dinged, the old man stopped singing and turned to look over.
"Oh, 8 is wrong, the two brothers are here, go, pass the fairy water first and then come in!"
Seeing Tie Jun rushing into the pool with a smile, the old man patted the water and chased Tie Jun out.
In this life, Tie Jun was involved in this thing for the first time. Unexpectedly, he talked a lot. He turned around and saw his elder brother standing in front of a sculpture.
As I got closer, I saw clearly that it was a bare-butted doll, with its left hand on its hips and its right hand holding a small penis.
"Brother, what do you mean?"
"Haha, the old man's masterpiece said that children's urine is fairy water, invulnerable to all poisons, and can connect to the three realms."
"Child urine? Connects to the three realms?"
Tie Jun exclaimed.
Tie Biao had already turned on the faucet, and Guangbo's penis began to spray water, which shocked the Tie Biao into a fool.
"Oh, that's what it means. Where can I make a kid pee!"
Tie Biao pulled his younger brother over and poured cold water on his face instantly. Tie Jun jumped up immediately.
"Damn it, it's so cold!"
"Hahahaha, doesn't it feel good? That's fairy water, you kid, go ahead and have fun!"
The old man laughed, and Tie Biao pulled Tie Jun back again. This time, he was mentally prepared, and Tie Jun stopped jumping and just enjoyed the boy's urine brand fairy water.
Tie Biao finished his work first and walked to the water opposite the old man. Tie Jun came over and smelled a strong smell of saffron.
"Uncle, what are you doing here?"
Sitting on the edge of the pool, Tie Jun slowly slid into the water with his mountain cannon. He was afraid that the two of them would laugh, so he made a sound in his throat and said this sentence.
"Tibetan medicine, your sister Hong brought it here. By the way, don't forget to pick up the Cordyceps sinensis when you leave. Your sister Hong said you wanted it and had it specially delivered to you."
Tie Jun had already forgotten about this incident and mentioned it to Sister Hong, but when he arrived at Sister Taohua's place, he completely forgot about it and she didn't even mention it.
Unexpectedly, Sister Hong really took it seriously and sent someone all the way to deliver it.
"Thank you and Sister Hong. Just in time, my eldest brother is here. My sister-in-law wants it. He can just take it!"
"Your sister-in-law?"
The old man sat upright with a splash, bringing up a string of water splashes.
"Biaozi, why do you look down on my old daughter? It turns out we have been in love with you for a long time. Why did you get married before?"
The old man was very angry, and Tie Jun was confused. Was he making trouble again?
But why does an old girl appear again?
Tie Biao glared at Tie Jun and quickly opened his hands and waved them.
"Uncle, don't listen to his nonsense. You don't know that I have been thinking about that little nurse for many years. You should have known about this little thing about me!"
He is just talking nonsense, my husband is still alive, I am getting married!"
"Isn't that kid in a vegetative state? Don't you want to marry him and raise him?"
The old man also glared at Tie Jun, and his anger subsided a lot.
"That's my idea, but I have to get other people's consent!"
"That's right, then just use it all up, it will kill you and bring down j8!"
Biaozi, I can tell you that my Ling'er has never been married. As long as you say a word, I will immediately cross the ocean to find you!"
"Pfft!"
Tie Jun was amused. The old man was so good that he almost got a hit song "Across the Ocean to See You" in later generations.
"You are laughing, my old daughter is a college student, no, she is an international student, in the United States!
You are looking very old and vigorous, with red lips and white teeth, big breasts and fat buttocks, and a handsome face. Isn’t it worthy of your brother to be shabby?”
"Not shabby, not shabby at all, this means the product has expired, been removed from the shelves, and sold off."
"Who's expired? Huh?"
The old man got angry again, and somehow he took out a medicine bag, and "whoosh", it hit the water in front of Tie Jun, splashing Tie Jun's face.