You come and go, and after seven or eight moves in an instant, the iron army is like a maggot attached to the bone, always fighting close to the enemy, not giving the heavy pressure any room to use its fists and kicks.
"You are cheating, don't fight!"
After gesticulating for a while, Pressure Mountain shouted. Tie Jun chuckled, let go of his hand, and stood two meters back.
"Haha, let's see if you're still having fun this time?"
Before Tie Jun could stand firm, the pressure was so great that he burst into laughter. He punched straight with his left hand and hooked with his right hand. With skillful movements and lightning speed, he suddenly reached the front door.
"I run! I run, run, run!"
Tie Jun was already on guard. He tiptoed a little, continued to retreat, then turned around and ran away.
It looked good now. There seemed to be two giant monkeys running in the yard, walking in circles around the flower bed. Anna jumped on her feet and shouted cheers, not knowing which one to support.
The two soldiers at the door also craned their necks to look, gritted their teeth and stamped their feet, hoping that their god of war could bring down the iron army.
"Don't run away if you have the guts!"
After chasing for a long time, I was so stressed that I became completely angry and yelled.
"If you don't want to run, don't run. Watch the move, the centipede will split its legs!"
Feeling that the pressure mountain was getting angry, Tie Jun secretly rejoiced and shouted. He turned around and kicked three times in a fan shape, all heading towards the front door of the pressure mountain.
"Hi!"
The pressure was so great that he protected his head with both fists and charged forward. He still fought head-on. Even after a few kicks, he couldn't let Tie Jun run away anymore.
"Hey hey hey!"
Tie Jun smiled strangely, the trick was that he was moving forward and his sight was not good.
His three kicks were all feints, and his back move was on the pivot leg. At this moment, he turned around and was already behind the pressure mountain.
"Sit down for me!"
Tie Jun shouted, slapped his right hand on the thigh of the pressure mountain, and bumped his body again, and the pressure mountain fell to the ground with a sound, just like an old lady sitting in a playful posture.
"Hahahahaha!"
Tie Jun clapped his hands and walked straight back to the door without noticing how stressed he was. He picked up the gift. Anna chirped and came over to help.
"Army, awesome, awesome!"
Tie Jun tilted his head and looked at Anna, "Let me go, have you really become a northeastern girl?" Anna raised her neck, "Of course, I dyed my hair black, and look at this stupid braid..."
"It's so ugly, and you're still bragging!"
He stood up under great pressure and said angrily to his sister, but came over to help carry things. After saying that, he smiled at Tie Jun.
"Hehehehe, dear Jun, I'll teach you how to play with a gun, but you can teach me how to cheat!"
"Cheating?"
Tie Jun frowned, and Anna laughed, holding her stomach and squatting down.
"Hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe, brother, stop being ridiculous, do you know what cheating is? Hehehe, I can't do it anymore, my forehead hurts from laughing, hehehehaha!"
The stressed-out man had a dark look on his face, pointed at Tie Jun and said, "He was the one who shouted, my husband is cheating on me!"
"Brother, I'm talking about centipede cheating!"
Tie Jun also laughed out loud under the pressure and corrected himself.
"Old Wu cheating?"
"Centipede!"
"Hahahaha, is this martial arts?"
The pressure was so great that he punched twice and kicked twice. Before Tie Jun could correct him, he shouted again: "Oh, I understand, martial arts is about hitting, and splitting is about kicking! Hey hey hey!"
"Silly boy, stop guessing, grandma will tell you later!"
At the corner, Zhang Wan walked out, wearing a Soviet long skirt and a woolen coat, and said to the stressed man with a smile.
"grandmother!"
The three of them shouted together, and Tie Jun rushed over carrying his things.
"If you don't come back for a long time, grandma will guess that Dashan and the army have started training. Look at you two, you are sweating so much. Go home quickly and don't catch a cold again!"
"Mountain?"
Tie Jun pointed out the pressure and laughed.
"Grandma, you gave me this name, right?"
"What are you laughing at? My name is Zhang Dashan. I started it myself. How about that? Um, um, are you going to get out?"
"Brother, is that called a stick?"
Anna corrects her stressed Northeastern accent.
Tie Jun nodded, gave a thumbs up, and said: "It's a stick, it's a real stick, it's so stick, it's like Yang Paifeng's fire stick!"
"Epislepsy? What a slut? That's weird. What do you mean?"
"Hahahahaha!"
The three of them all laughed and walked back despite the overwhelming pressure. The magical Chinese language can spawn countless jokes as long as you step out of the house.
As they approached the door, Tie Jun asked Zhang Wan: "Grandma, is Grandpa Sergei sick?"
"My arm was injured after a fall. It's nothing serious. It's going to be fine soon. You just wanted to show off your talent and insisted on taking me hunting, but I met a brown bear. Haha, I was taught a lesson by the brown bear."
"Don't listen to your nonsense. Who dares to teach your father a lesson?"
Sergei also came out, standing at the door with his left arm hanging, staring at the door, not listening at all. When he heard that he was being talked about, he immediately protested loudly.
"Haha, Grandpa Sergey, you must have taught the brown bear a lesson!"
"Well, the army is still smart. It must be done. If you dare to offend me, you will be punished on the spot, hahahaha!"
"Ah? You killed the brown bear?"
"Grandpa was cheating and got a grenade!"
The stressed man interrupted, Sergey continued to laugh, Tie Jun stepped forward to hug the old man, and everyone walked into the villa laughing.
After taking off their clothes and putting on furry shoes, everyone entered the living room, where the fireplace was burning brightly. Tie Jun followed Anna's example and sat cross-legged on the carpet, leaning against the fireplace.
After chatting with each other about their current situation, Tie Jun asked Sergey: "Grandpa, your arm is injured. Can you still marry grandma on New Year's Day?"
"This little injury is nothing!"
Sergey disagreed, took Zhang Wan's hand, and said affectionately: "The wedding is scheduled to be on the shore of Lake Baikal, let Yenisei and Angara witness our love!"
Tie Jun knew that this beautiful legend was told by Yelena. Now that he heard Sergei tell it, he felt quite emotional.
Two old men who had been separated for forty years finally moved God and were about to enter the sacred palace of marriage. It was both romantic and admirable.
"Boy, you are from your mother's side, so you are not allowed to run away!"
Seeing Tie Jun in a daze, Sergey reminded Tie Jun with a smile.
"Oh, how could I run away? I am from my mother's family. According to our customs, you have to give me a big red envelope!"
"Bao, Bao the biggest red envelope, hahahaha!"
In this way, Tie Jun spent two happy and comfortable days guarding the two old men.
During the day, he was under a lot of pressure and he didn't dare to teach him boxing. He could hit him a few times at most and then he would realize how much he had learned.
Similarly, when the pressure was high, Tie Jun was asked to play with guns without any teaching. He only fed them bullets and let Tie Jun find his own feelings.
When I was practicing shooting, Sergei came over once, watched for a while, and praised Tiejun for his talent and his potential as a soldier.
Before leaving, Sergey actually took out a small PSM pistol and wanted to give it to Tie Jun. Tie Jun was startled and waved his hands repeatedly.
Sergey said: "How can my grandson not have weapons for self-defense!"
After saying that, he gave Tie Jun a small red book. Tie Jun opened it and found a national security work permit with his own photo.
This scared the Iron Army to death. If this thing spread to the country, it would cost lives. He would be directly classified as a spy and treason, and he would be fed peanuts immediately.
Tie Jun explained that he didn't want it dead or alive. He was under great pressure and told him to use it while he was here. He would leave the gun in Moscow when he returned home.
In the end, Tie Jun didn't dare to take it. Sergey was very angry and said that Tie Jun was a coward and a coward.
Tie Jun didn't dare to talk back. When the old man left, he was under great pressure and lectured him again, saying that he was too stubborn and only had a gun, so he was afraid of chicken feathers?
With this incident, Tie Jun did not dare to stay any longer. After staying for two days, he persuaded Anna to have sex with him and ran back.