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Extra Chapter 15 (Dream Return): The miner I saw in my dream(1/3)

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"Open your eyes Huangdi, I am Taishan Ji."

Huang Di was shaken badly. He opened his eyes in an extremely annoyed manner. He had not yet woken up from that confused state. He subconsciously thought that the person next to him was Bai Shisheng while he was still in the explosion factory. He was not concerned about the other person's behavior of shaking him awake.

Very dissatisfied, he opened his mouth and said:

"What is Taishanji? Taishanji has been dead for a long time and is still here. Every time I take a break, you are screaming next to me! Don't bother me. I still have a group of alchemists to read their arguments about elixirs!"

"I don't know how smart those idiots are, and they still want to pass the test from me?!"

"It's fine if they study some new explosives, but what they write about is optimization of chicken cooking process parameters, how much carbon dioxide will be produced by cement noodles, boiled potatoes are equal to two times three, Egyptian slices are radioactive, honey mixed with

Adding good Hetian jade and a little copper sulfate... They also think this is a concise and comprehensive article that contains emotions and reasons. It is really a wonderful article... In fact, it removes the essence and forms the dross. After reading it,

My hair stood on end and I was covered in cold sweat. I screamed and passed out immediately."

"Those idiots are still talking privately about the incompetence of the teacher Huang Di Shaozhi, who never does any knowledge of extracting chapters and quotations from scriptures. I really want to give them a set of combos and then throw them into the alchemy furnace and turn on the fire and stir them evenly.

If you don’t need it, you can donate it to others.”

"I said Bai Shisheng, don't you need to sleep? You are a real strong person, right... Do you know how stressed I am recently..."

The man in a rough robe looked at Huang Di's endless curses with a confused look on his face. After scolding for a while, Huang Di finally got over it and let out a breath of bad breath. He rubbed his eyes carefully and tried to see clearly who was in front of him.

The man finally had a chance to speak and immediately asked:

"No, who is Bai Shisheng? What are you dreaming about?"

"What about cooking chicken, what about mixing noodles with cement, what about potato two-and-three things, what about cutting people?"

Huang Di listened to the man's voice. This time he became more awake and felt that it sounded familiar. When he took a real look at it, he was stunned on the spot.

I saw that this person had a big ear, and he gradually met someone in his memory.

"Tai Shanji?"

Huangdi was surprised.

"Taishanji!"

Huang Di returned to the future and was shocked again.

"Jiqian is still alive! Why are you still alive? Why are you here and why didn't you say anything to me before you came?"

Huang Di looked at Taishan Ji in astonishment, and said like a barrage of words. You guy also went to practice qi, and you practiced qi secretly without telling yourself. How come you plan to surprise yourself when they meet again in a few hundred years?

However, Taishan Ji asked, "Have you been brainbroken by Chi You?"

Look at this slap, do you still recognize your brother Ji?

"Are you confused by Chi You? Have you forgotten that we lost to Chi You again before? We had a big scuffle at that time, and that guy picked up a big tree stump that was dozens of steps away. He pulled it out from nowhere.

There was a loud bang and it hit you on the head from a long way away. We all thought you were dead, and we had even discussed finding a place to bury you."

Taishan Ji said it’s a good thing you came back to life after watching the commercial, otherwise we would have broken up soon.

Huang Di was stunned for a long time. He seemed to realize what was going on. He rushed out of the tent and saw a group of wounded soldiers gathering outside. The whole camp was gloomy and gloomy, and many of his old acquaintances appeared inside.

Limu, God Emperor, Fei Xiu, and Chang Xian, these guys were all covered in wounds. Dahong was getting herbs to treat them. At the same time, there were people in the camp saying that although this battle was sent again, but soon

It's about to get better. When Xuannv and Yinglong come here to support, everything will be fine.

"me?"

Huang Di was stunned for a moment. The memories in his mind came back. This was clearly the time when he fought with Chi You three hundred years ago!

Which battle is this?

Ah... I flipped through several pages when checking the results. There were more than sixty battles, big battles and small battles. The results were all red. I can’t remember which battle it was.

Although Huang Di couldn't remember that he was in the same period now, he didn't expect that he would go back three hundred years ago. He looked at Taishan Ji and asked in a strange way: "Am I not dreaming now?"

The Yellow Emperor once sleepwalked in the country of Huaxu, and everything there was as real as ever. At this time, he was not sure whether he had really returned to three hundred years ago or was just sleepwalking.

"Aren't you awake?"

Taishan Ji didn't understand, so Huang Di pinched him, and Taishan Ji screamed: "You are sick!"

"You seem to be in pain."

"Doesn't it hurt if I give it to you?"

Taishanji expressed concern about Huangdi's brain, saying that you couldn't really be hit with a stick by Chi You and become cerebral palsy, right? If you are really sick, just tell him quickly so that we can divide our luggage and disperse.

However, after saying this, Taishan Ji clapped his hands and summoned the group of guys who had been beaten badly. When everyone saw that Huang Di was resurrected after watching the advertisement, they all gathered together happily.

"Although we have been defeated again, we have been defeated and fought again and again. Until now, Chi You is tired of us. Everyone must firmly believe that victory will definitely come. Next, we will discuss a new tactic..."

"I think what Kuang Qushu said before is correct. He said that 'force is not decisive', which means that force is not the most critical factor in determining the outcome of a battle. If we can't defeat it head-on, why don't we think of other ways..."

It is indeed difficult to defeat the dozens of muscular guys on Chi You's side, but it is also strange that there are quite a few muscular guys on our side, so I don't know why we can't defeat them.

Taishan Ji said that he would have a proposal next. Everyone looked at him and he wanted to announce something.

"How many people agree with Wu Fei's decisive argument? Oh, you agree, you agree, right? Everyone agrees. Then I will choose a few warriors. Let's go to Chi You first and give him something behind his back.

Big noise.”

Taishan Ji put forward the strategic policy of pretending to surrender, saving the country in a roundabout way, and spreading rumors to cause trouble behind enemy lines, so that they could defeat themselves. But just as he was speaking enthusiastically, Huangdi suddenly said:

"Wrong! Force is the most critical factor that determines the outcome of a battle!"

As soon as these words came out, several other people fell silent. Taishan Ji still raised one finger and turned his head to look at Huang Di in surprise.

Isn't this right? Brother, I remember last time you said Kuang Qushu was right and praised it vigorously. Why is your brain convulsing now?

"Are you OK?"

"Of course I'm fine. I feel refreshed."

Huang Di adjusted his breathing at this time, and he understood the current situation clearly. Although he didn't know how he went back three hundred years ago, and although it was possible that he was still sleepwalking this time, since he was back, no matter if he really came back

Are you still sleepwalking? That will change the history of the past.

From a later perspective, Huang Di already understood why he could not defeat Chi You. That was because there were too few military strategists on his side.

He has already remembered that this is the first time he has been defeated, and he will soon go to find Feng Hou in the next wave, and then the number of defeats will slow down, and finally he will achieve the achievement of the Battle of Zhuolu.

However, the people who fought in this period were not good at strategy, tactics, and combat. Huang Di shook his head and said that he was no longer the Huang Di who was knocked unconscious by Chi You's stick before. He had been standing on his head for three hundred years.

Chi You was stronger than them. He was stronger because he had tactics, high-quality soldiers, and advanced weapons. Both tactics and combat were better than his side. It would be a blessing if his side won the battle.

No eyes.

After all, that guy once served as the prime minister of his side. He also knew how to forge technology, survey the terrain, observe the weather and weather, and was good at construction projects.

Although he is not as good as Gou Azai, he is a compound talent that combines "master, Yushi, civil engineering dog, prime minister, astronomer and miner", but for his side, it is certainly a crushing success.

Look at your previous self again...

Apart from being a good car driver and working part-time as a high-voltage electrician, he is nothing.

Moreover, he made a stupid decision at that time. When Huang Di thought about this, he regretted this decision very much.

But it’s different now!

"I'm going to announce something. I'm going to give you a big job! This time, the dead miner must pay the price!"

Huang Di decided to reorganize his subordinates. This time he wanted to defeat Chi You from the front. From strategy to tactics to battle, the first step he had to take was to smelt steel!

Just kidding, Azai's small tribe was able to prosper with thousands of people from the beginning. Even Hongzhou later had a population of less than 100,000 during its long-term development. He is the boss of the largest tribal alliance in the Central Plains, even now

Three hundred years ago, the available human resources were more than a hundred times that of Gou Azai!

Huangdi arranged some things, and then he went out with a few people to conquer some magical humans.

At this time, Fenghou was still bathing at the beach, Juliang was still beating people everywhere, Wuzhuang was still raising licking dogs, Taikai was herding horses, Chisongzi had just abducted Emperor Yan's daughter and was fired, and was unemployed and preparing to find another job; Guangchengzi

Showing off everywhere, Bai Shisheng and his Hercules teacher Huang Bo are still wrestling in the mountains, Wu Xian is still working as a quack doctor in Lingshan, and Ning Fengzi's kiln has not yet collapsed.

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In the east, Chi You's army.

"Guanzi·Dishu":... After practicing for ten years, water came out from Mount Gelu, and gold came from it. Chi You took it and controlled it, thinking it was swords, armor, spears and halberds. There were nine princes who had the same age.

.The mountain of Yonghu sprouted water, and the gold came from it. Chiyou received and controlled it, thinking it was Rui Ge, the halberd of Yonghu. Those who have the same age are the twelve princes.

This incident is said that the Yellow Emperor once asked a strong man named Bo Gao how to unite the world into one family. Bo Gao, a clever little guy, said that he should let the Yellow Emperor clean up the weeds in the mines everywhere and set up state-owned symbols.

, and if we continue to work hard to eradicate armed forces in various places, the world can become one.

Huang Di asked him to speak carefully again, and he might as well speak more clearly.

Bo Gao said, to put it simply, mining is prohibited. Wherever there is a mine, put up a sign not allowing others to dig. Then set up an altar, saying that mining will provoke ghosts and gods, and ask everyone to drive there faster and drive away.

Go quickly and don't stay. If you stay too long, ghosts and gods will come to tease you. In this way, everyone in the world will know that mining is not only illegal but also unlucky. If no one mines, there will be no armed forces. Huang Di said to try it out for ten years.

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To be continued...
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