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Chapter 682 Online Chat (Part 2)

“What kind of god and spiritual master are they?”

Ruzai happily sent the message. After all, the Chishui woman was the one who could kill Chi You's Feng Boyu Master twice. In terms of natural disaster level, she was not inferior to Ying Long, but she didn't have Ying Long's brilliant record. After all, it was given to Nu Wa. Have fought.

"There is a man in the great wilderness of the southwest, one foot long, nine feet around his belly. He practices turtles and snakes, wears a red bird, holds a green dragon in his right hand, and a white tiger in his left hand. He knows the rivers and seas fighting for dendrobium, the number of mountains and rocks, the speech of birds and beasts in the world, and the hundred Plants, trees, salt, and bitterness are called saints, one is a philosopher, one is a sage, and one is a virtuous person."

"There is a man in the Western Wilderness, who is as long as a human, wearing ragged clothes, with tiger-clawed hands, and a terrible name. He walks alone when others are alone, and often eats human brains, or his tongue will stick out for more than ten feet on the ground. The man heard the sound first, burned a big stone and threw it at his tongue. , it will cause death due to exhaustion of Qi, otherwise it will eat human brains."

To put it simply, these two gods, one is a big man who is ten feet tall, that is, three meters tall. He has snakes on his feet and oracle bones on his waist. He has tattoos on his body and red bird feathers. He has a blue dragon tattoo on his right hand and a tattoo on his left hand. The white tiger knows the size of the rocks in the southeast, northwest, how deep and wide the rivers and seas are, the language of birds and animals, and the nature of the herbs. Therefore, the world calls him "Wu Bu Da", which means a person who knows everything.

“Hahaha, you’re bragging, you’re lying to me. There really is such a powerful person. Why didn’t Shennong find him back then?”

 “I guess he wasn’t born yet.”

When the Chishui woman chatted with Yu Zai, she gradually started to laugh. This person was a very powerful bragger, but Yu Zai said that he once met a very powerful person who hiked three sea areas from Penglai Island in the East China Sea. He has left his footprints in the Canghai, East China Sea, and South China Sea. Then he went to the Central Plains, the South, and the Beiye. He didn't even have so much knowledge. This person just stayed in the Western Wilderness and knew so much?

 I can also play better!

Yuzai immediately started playing the instrument to the Chishui woman!

I can use bamboo poles to measure the distance from the sun to the earth, I can use shadows to determine the four seasons and solar terms, I can also know what causes the tides to rise and fall, and I can even make weather forecasts three days in advance!

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"I'll tell you and give you a way to deal with this kind of person"

Yu Zai gave a math problem and told Chishui woman Xian how to humiliate this person. After all, math can't lie. You can talk nonsense about the southeast, northwest, and northwest if you haven't seen it. But as for math, if you can't do it, you can't do it. come out.

 Don’t look at your entire paper, which is filled with application questions. Surprise, a big zero is given to you for your outstanding performance.

After laughing, the Chishui woman suddenly became curious: "Are you really familiar with these things?"

Yu Zai chuckled.

Miss sister, don’t believe it, I will show it to you now. After all, this is not something easy to learn. I am just a little smarter than others.

What Yu Zai said is not nonsense, because the tribes in the East China Sea and the Mingyi group already know the principle of "the rise and fall of the waves rise and fall with the moon". This is what Shu Hai told Yu Zai, but their technology and theological technology

Just click together. Today we will calculate the movement speed of the moon, and tomorrow we will kill two pigs to sacrifice to the moon god.

There is no conflict in this, people are happy with it! However, Shuhai said that the custom of human sacrifice is still retained there to dedicate to the gods of the sun and the moon. This is a typical feature of the technology tree being tilted to the Mariana Trench.

Then there was the second godman, the guy named Xiang. He was not in the same category as the previous Wubuda. After thinking about it for a while, he realized that there really was no distinction between good and evil in ancient times. These two guys painted

The wind is obviously different, a righteous person and a villain, why can they be invited by the Qusou family together?

The introduction of this god-man generally means that he likes to act alone and likes to eat people's brains. His tongue is very long, like black and white. To deal with him, you can burn a red stone and smash his tongue, and he will

died

This godman has great tongue skills

lick

 Got it, Pokémon has a big tongue, right? Anyone who licks it will be paralyzed (swearing) for one round.

"Isn't this dead? If you burn the stone red and scald my tongue, I will definitely faint from the scalding. Isn't this normal?"

This godman is easy to deal with. Although the trick of burning stones has been encountered before, people will not fall for it again, but the Chishui woman's passive talent is just right to restrain him.

Chishui woman Xian frowned: "But he is too disgusting."

Although she has never seen this godly man, to be able to stick out his tongue so long, he must not be a handsome person. It should be said that no matter how handsome a person is, sticking his tongue out of his body for such a long time would make people feel vulgar.

 “If you do this, I’ll tell you something fun”

 My sword is licked with poison

After hearing this, the Chishui woman couldn't help but laugh out loud, but she still laughed. This was indeed feasible. After all, someone could hit his tongue by throwing a stone, so what's the point of applying some poison?

 Besides, poisonous weeds cannot be found, even if other grasses cannot be found, the wizards must know a kind of grass!

 Dianggucao!

Chishui woman Xian's mood suddenly became very good, she even said a little happily and teasingly, there is the last great qi-refiner, this one was very famous in the past!

 “He was called a shaman in the past!”

  Not the person Chisongzi mentioned, but a former "Six Enlightened Witches"!

Characters of this level are difficult to deal with. They are usually at the level of the ancestors of the family, such as Wu Dan in the Ba people camp, Wu Xian in the Central Plains camp, Wu Gu in the Yanshui tribe, and some names among the ten witches in Lingshan.

Wizards similar to the Enlightened Six Wizards, such as Wu Peng, some people generally believe that he jumped back and forth between two tertiary-level hospitals.

 What’s the problem with this?

After all, what’s wrong with working two jobs? It’s not embarrassing, but you still have to make ends meet.

Some gods have died and need surgery, and they have to be transferred to another hospital if nothing happens. If you look familiar, I can charge you less, right?

The witch prime minister is one of the six enlightened witches. Very little is known about him in the ancient stories. Concubine Zai was also in the dark about this. The Chishui woman only said that he was the witch prime minister, but the witch prime minister

It seems that the Chishui woman herself doesn’t know what kind of skills she has.

Outside Zunye Ze, tall horses stepped on the water. The scouts of the Qusou clan met the sentinels among the refugees. The first wave of conflict ended after a brief moment.

The people of the Qusou clan found the refugees, and the scouts who had gone far away returned to the distant wilderness after a few days, then blew the desolate horns and lit the wolf excrement on fire.

 They have found their target and they are about to arrive!


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