You thought this sentence was talking about Emperor E.
In fact, it is Xianlong.
Faced with the "confession" of the elder sister in red, Xianlong's whole body felt bad, his faith collapsed, and he couldn't help but give up on himself and ran away screaming.
The goddess is gone!
Yinglong drove away Ehuang, and also took away Xianlong, and thought about it for a while.
Double kill, this wave of blood profit.
Ehuang also walked away angrily, with a look of aggrievedness on his face, while Yinglong waved his hand and told the other little fans that the matter could end here and disperse. As for Hongchao, he was being
Deng Liion chased and beat him with a stick.
Everyone likes to watch young ladies quarrel (√).
No one likes to see old men fighting (√).
The little girls were also very curious and asked when Azai had sex with the big sister in red, and they also felt that Xianlong was so pitiful. Sure enough, it was just like what the gang of friends at the mill said, he licked the dog until there was nothing left.
ah.
But speaking of it, licking is a matter that exists for both men and women. It’s just that Xianlong licked too hard, too much was not enough. With such enthusiasm, the girls felt that Yinglong must have chased him too hard to make the woman in red.
Reject him like this.
"I heard Mr. Changqin say that when chasing a girl, you have to play hard to get. He also wrote a set of methods, which even I think are very correct."
"Can you lend me that slip?"
The girls were sent away by Ying Long, and Ying Long, who had overcome the crisis, also slipped away quietly. Then he skillfully hid in a dark corner and let out a villain's laughter, then typed in a password to log in to the male character's account.
Ying Long (male) appeared.
On the road, Yinglong found Ehuang who left out of anger. At this time, Ehuang was thinking about the scene of the girl in red and the concubine carrying you and me. Suddenly Yinglong appeared and stopped her, revealing her true identity in one sentence.
And began to give her Xin (fan) theory (wind) auxiliary (point) guidance (fire).
"Erhuang, I already know your identity. You don't have to hide it from me. My sister just told me a lot of things."
"Is that your sister?"
"That is indeed my sister"
"Damn it! Does your sister like that kind of man, and you don't care about that kind of man? I mean, your sister is really good-looking."
Ehuang vented his anger on Long Yitong, but Yinglong was very calm and said that you, a little girl, really can't stand the stimulation at all, but if you don't take the initiative, then my sister will really have a relationship with Yuzai.
For people with high emotional intelligence, reply with three words to make the man you like warm up all day long.
Under Yinglong's instigation, Ehuang was deceived so much that he quickly left here with a clear goal. Yinglong grinned and said that after so many days, he finally had a breaking news that could be broadcast.
The carrot in my hand suddenly turned into a melon.
But when Yinglong was about to eat the big melon, he suddenly saw the confused Lamb sitting in the field not far away.
Lambo was confused for a whole day and did not dare to go back. Ying Long walked over and stared at Lamb with a smile, saying that Lamb, you are really capable of seeking death. You are responsible for the chaos in the past two days. This wave of epilepsy
Crazy?
But Laozi suddenly became excited and told Yinglong that Azai's affairs were no longer important. He suddenly remembered that he had important matters two days ago, but was delayed by Azai's love letter.
"Baa, baa!"
However, before Ehuang could return, Di Fangxun had already found Yuzai in the oil workshop.
Yesterday's incident made a big fuss. Di Fangxun felt that something was not good, so he brought Danzhu and the others here. They were all old acquaintances. Although they had not seen each other for a long time, it had not been long, only a year or two.
Di Fangxun asked Azai directly how he felt about his daughter. If he felt okay, now you and I are like father and son.
When Azai heard this, it was incredible!
Today, Azai has adopted a new adoptive father. Oh my god, the morale is so high. I have to go to the site to build a Fangtian painted halberd!
"So, you are still very satisfied with Erhuang, right? By the way, I heard that she came second in the exam here, so her academic performance must be very good, right?"
"It's hard for you to worry too much."
Emperor Fangxun suddenly asked about how Ehuang studied here in the past, and also talked about the betrothal gift. For a moment, Yuzai was confused whether it was to marry his daughter, to recruit a son-in-law, or to give a bribe to the teacher.
Hey, what did my adoptive father say? This can’t be done (opens pocket)!
However, in the face of Di Fangxun's follow-up inquiry, Azai still explained seriously.
"Everyone has a love for beauty, and lust is also a kind of love for beauty. This is based on human life instinct. A beautiful woman is like a budding flower. On the great scale of time, a flower blooms.
Too small and insignificant, but she will still be amazing, and in that moment of time, she will leave an eternal and indelible splendor."
Di Fangxun laughed: "When a person walks through a mountainous field full of flowers, what he can pick is not just a flower."
When these words came out, Yu Zai immediately burst into laughter.
It turns out that your emperor Yao is the ancient Socrates?
Does this mean to stop yourself from having any psychological burden?
So Yu Zai made up this story, saying that he had heard a traveler say that in the far west, there was a wheat field with a master and a disciple in it. The disciple asked the teacher what love was, and his teacher told him
: Please go through a wheat field and pick the largest and golden ear of wheat and come back. At the same time, there is a rule. You cannot go back and can only pick once.
"After a long time, the apprentice returned empty-handed."
After Di Fangxun heard this story, he was very emotional and thought of his other wife. He looked at Yuzai, a little puzzled.
Yu Zai: "I have told Danzhu a lot before"
"This is not a marriage, this is not picking wheat. I think she is very good, that's all. So if I marry her, I won't care about her identity. Her identity will not constrain my position."
"I believe that she will also think so. This is like-mindedness. Of course, the premise is that she thinks that I am also very good."
This is a far-reaching option, and currently it seems that I am right.
Di Fangxun's expression changed. He was stunned at first, and then gradually smiled.
There was no one around Yuzai, and he was thinking about many irrelevant things. Finally, when he was about to get up, Ehuang suddenly barged in.
A question mark seemed to appear on Azai's head.
At this time, Ehuang was like an NPC who came to hand in a task.
Emperor E remembered Yinglong's warning and took action when it was time to take action.
"You can't fall in love with that woman in red!"
Emperor E issued a declaration of attack!
Ruanzai stared at her for a while, without any big reaction. He just nodded slightly, waiting for Ehuang's next words.
Ehuang deliberated for 1.25 seconds before making a righteous and powerful declaration to Concubine Zai!
"you!"
"Want to fall asleep with me!"
The question mark on Yuzai's head disappeared and she seemed to have suddenly come to her senses. She still had no reaction and just nodded normally.
"Oh that's fine."
"???"
Emperor E suddenly became stupid.
Why did you agree so easily?! Isn't this Azai a pirate?
But when E Huang was in a daze, Yu Zai asked: "Do you really want me?"
Emperor E was shocked.
This, what is this statement made by the heroine... Am I a man or a woman?
But Yuzai continued:
"Love, this is what is written in the symbol... It is a human figure with an open mouth that looks like a debt, plus the word "heart"... It is a person sitting on the ground with an open mouth. The mouth of the debt is facing to the left. The person with the open mouth uses his right hand.
Caressing the heart.”
"You tell people with your mouth, but you like it in your heart."
Yu Zai suddenly smiled: "I didn't expect you to be so proactive, so let's follow the rules at this time and write a ballad."
"The mountains have trees, and the trees have branches..."
Yuanzai originally sang very reservedly, but at this moment Ehuang suddenly spoke up and sang duet with Yuanzai, and she sang a song that Yuanzai had never heard before.
"Salt your thumbs, salt your fibulas, salt your buttocks, hold them with you, come and go with longing, and think of your friends..."
Ehuang looked at Yuzai, and those eyes opened from the dust, so touching.