Chapter 989: Your grandmothers tricks are too close
As soon as Benyun entered the Tongbai Mountain area, Wuzhiqi immediately sensed him and was shocked, so he revealed his true form and stood on the hillside. The five-foot-tall little giant ape gave people a great sense of oppression.
"Ben Yun, are you alive?"
When Ben Yun saw Wuzhiqi, he hurried over. He first asked polite words about how he was doing, and then mentioned his eldest and second brothers. Wuzhiqi said that he didn't know whether they were alive or dead, and it didn't matter anyway.
"This, how can this not be important?"
Ben Yun's eyes widened and he was very sad, and he couldn't understand why Wuzhi Qi was so ruthless.
"Why is it important?"
Wuzhiqi asked Ben Yun in return, and said: "If you are alive, you don't have to worry about it. If you are dead, it is useless. Can you find some sacred grass to resurrect them?"
After saying this, Ben Yun was a little speechless, but he still thought about it and said:
"If you want to see a person in life or a corpse in death, don't you want your eldest and second brothers to help you again? Even if they die, the corpses must return to their homeland. Otherwise, how can the spirit return to the stars?"
Wuzhiqi immediately became unhappy when he heard this:
"Lao San, which tribe have you been working in recently? How did you learn so many human rules? We are all born gods and monsters. There is no such thing as a homeland. If you think you have a homeland, it means you are comfortable and not enterprising.
Instead of thinking about how to become stronger, why don’t you want to learn from those mortals farming and raising animals? Let me tell you, only mortals need to work. We, the gods and monsters, have great power. Only by worshiping us can we get good weather and good weather."
Wuzhiqi reprimanded Ben Yun, saying that you, a little monkey, looked like you were being suppressed by the boss in the unit where you are currently working. Why are you working for someone else? Isn't it easy to be robbed?
I, Water Monkey, have never been a law-abiding citizen!
Ben Yun shook his head: "Father, I am here just to persuade you."
Wuzhiqi warned: "I guess you, an unfilial person, will do nothing good if you come out. Tell me, where did the tribe over there come from, where are they going, and who is the leader?"
"I didn't provoke you. If you want to go there, go there. There are many of you, and I don't want to start a fight with you today, but what do you want to do on my territory?"
After saying that, he pointed to another strong man next to him: "This person is Yongzhu. He just told me that the people over there are all big shots in the Central Plains."
Wuzhiqi had a strong feeling in his heart. He murmured to himself, thinking that now he was forced to the door of his house by this group of unknown masters. These people were afraid that they wanted to do something for themselves, so they kept lingering in front of his house. Today, there is no
When I thought of it, I hired my third son to be a lobbyist.
However, if my third son can explain his words clearly, he can sell the Taozhu as a meeting gift, and the business will not be a loss.
It also saves on express delivery fees.
Wuzhi Qi told Ben Yun that if you have something to say, speak it quickly and say it quickly. Your moral character depends on the price of your Zhongyuan bid. As long as you add more money, he said that now you can chop the 漼杌 into 380 kilograms.
It's so sweet, it doesn't even contain an inch of golden cartilage.
Yao Zhu on the side was shocked, and then his face was distorted and extremely angry.
"Without benevolence and righteousness, you are not a loyal person."
"Don't be too close to your mother, who is a human being like you and I am a monkey."
When Ben Yun heard what his father said, he also slapped his thigh on the spot, saying that if you chop off the 梼杌, I will cut it and eat it now. I also want to ask again: Zhuang Dad! Can you cut ten pounds of it again?
Huh!
Ben Yun deeply knows the nature of his father. As long as you look down on humans and reptiles, then we will be good friends.
Sure enough, Wuzhiqi's eyes suddenly lit up and he was very satisfied, saying Benyun, you are not a filial son, you are okay, you did not expect to join the human race, and you have not forgotten your ferocious nature, you are worthy of being my descendant.
Seeing that his father's attitude softened, Ben Yun immediately spoke:
"Here's the thing, let me ask first, did you disrupt the Huai River in the past few years, causing many people to lose their homes, and also asking the local people to offer sacrifices?"
Wuzhiqi said matter-of-factly: "Isn't this normal? I just came to Huaihe River a few years ago and I don't have enough control over the water veins. There are often river monsters fighting with me. Therefore, there are heavy winds and rains in the area and the water flow is endless. I am the only one."
After pacifying those wooden monsters, the water flow was able to calm down. Humans also often compete for territory, so what's the difference?"
"Besides, let the local people offer sacrifices. When I used to be a totem for others in the south, a bunch of tribes offered sacrifices to me. Those tribes often fought and competed for each other's territory, so the people offering sacrifices often changed. Isn't this the same thing?
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Ben Yun felt something was wrong, but he also felt it made sense.
So he went on to say that those fleeing tribes met Prime Minister Azai of the Central Plains. This Prime Minister Zai was really awesome. He didn't like wives, but he liked to work hard. He had done countless bad things, such as graffiti and sacrifices to rock paintings, and burning Jinyun.
After defeating others, he would ask others to give him money to redeem his body. If he did not redeem his body, he would behead him and rob him by force. He also liked to give others things, but the things he gave usually exploded.
Wuzhiqi's facial expression became serious, and he said in surprise: "A few years ago, the Jinyun clan's rule in the Huai River area suddenly fell into chaos. It is said that the Gao clan's mountain in Huaibei was set on fire, and all the supplies were robbed. It turns out that
Did he do it?"
"Let me tell you, there were rumors everywhere at that time that the Yellow Emperor came back to life and robbed the area. How can a dead person be resurrected? There has never been such a precedent. What was resurrected was just a corpse of a god."
Ben Yun continued: "So, the relocated aborigines of Tongbai Mountain complained to him, and he told the Emperor of Heaven in the Central Plains. It happened to be the end of the Four Emperors Rebellion, and the Emperor of Heaven and the princes in the Central Plains went to the south to inspect his governance.
I am very satisfied. When I came back, I passed by Tongbai Mountain and heard about your management. I was very dissatisfied."
"Therefore, Lord Azai made a suggestion, as long as you recruit me"
Wuzhiqi: "What is recruitment?"
Ben Yun: "If you turn your back and surrender as a courtesy, I will give you the position of a prince. As long as you manage this place well, if you have achieved results in three years of governance, the Central Plains will be like the earth temple built for Julong."
Likewise, I will also build a Water Monkey Temple for you."
"In normal times, some good things will be distributed, including cattle, sheep and livestock, grain seeds, pottery and cloth, and Xuanyuan scales, all of which are available."
However, Wuzhiqi suddenly became furious!
"Tongbai Mountain, if I want to be king, I will be king. Do I still need the Central Plains to confer me a title?"
But Ben Yun saw that the water monkey was pretending to be angry, but actually wanted more benefits, so he immediately followed and said:
"The Emperor of Heaven and Bai Kui have both said that you are now declared to be the 'Great Sage of the Water Monkey'. The so-called great sage means a great saint and a minister of the highest caliber, but you must not act recklessly."
When Wuzhiqi heard this, he immediately asked: "Who is greater between this and Bai Kui, the regent, etc.? How does it compare with the four emperors of the Four Mountains? How does it compare with the seven ministers of Dayi and the four great kings of the wilderness?"
Ben Yun said: "The Emperor of Heaven, the Regent, and Bai Kui are called the Three Saints. When you see the Three Saints, you call them 'Shangmin'. When you meet the seven ministers and four kings, you call them 'Sir'. Together with the four emperors and four mountains,
The princes from all sides treat each other only as brothers and call each other."
Wuzhiqi felt very satisfied immediately, but Yaozhu, who was beside him, was not happy anymore and immediately cursed:
"Why should you make him a great saint? The greatest saint is a great saint. He just said it himself. Don't be too cynical. He is not a human being!"
Ben Yun asked: "Can you give me a name?"
Yao Zhu: "Just call him the Hairy Man and the Water Monster! Look at his hairy hands and feet."