He really couldn't move at all, his hands and feet seemed to be frozen, and he couldn't obey his orders.
And he also clearly saw that the crazy old man just tapped his chest twice, and he became the embarrassing ghost he is now. He is not a fool. He knows that this is the skill of "pointing". He has been in the TV series.
Saw it.
In "Wulin Gaiden", isn't there a "Sunflower Acupuncture Hand"?
But he never thought that there would really be someone in this world who could "diagnose acupuncture points"!
The crazy old man is not a liar, he is a genuine master.
If you can learn this skill yourself, why should you be afraid of Brother Dali?
When the time comes, you can use Brother Dali’s acupuncture points to deal with him no matter how you want to deal with him?
The crazy old man was still sitting cross-legged on the ground, eating the roasted chicken in a "squeaky" manner, and he ate it very cleanly, with every bone scratching for a long time.
Chen Dong finally calmed down his shocked heart, and tried to move his mouth. It turned out that his limbs were just limited, and he immediately shouted: "Master..."
The crazy old man ignored Chen Dong and continued to chew on the roast chicken. He was almost finished.
Chen Dong called out again: "Master..."
"Who is your master?" The crazy old man smashed the last bone into Chen Dong's chest, "Don't you say I'm a liar and want to get the one hundred yuan back?"
"Master, I'm joking with you. How can you be a liar? The one hundred yuan is a tribute from me to your old man. How can there be any reason to ask for it back?"
"Bah, I've already told you about filial piety. It's the apprenticeship fee! I really think that my sloppy Taoist cares about the one hundred yuan. It's just the rules of my "sloppy sect". How many people want to show filial piety to me?
, I still refuse to accept it!”
As the crazy old man spoke, he stood up and came to Chen Dong.
"Yes, yes, master is so upright and upright, how could he take a hundred yuan so seriously..."
Before he finished speaking, the crazy old man stretched out his hand and took out one hundred yuan from Chen Dong's pocket.
"It was the apprenticeship fee before, but from now on you are the one who respects me!" The crazy old man put it into his pocket without politeness.
"Master!" Chen Dong was about to cry but had no tears: "Please spare my apprentice, this is my living expenses..."
"What are you yelling about? Haven't you heard this sentence? You will come back after all your money is gone!"
"But what you have scattered is my gold!"
"What difference do we have between master and apprentice?" said the crazy old man, and pulled out the kitchen knife from his arms. He flung his hand and heard a "whistle" sound, followed by a "click" sound, and the kitchen knife was already submerged into a tree a few meters away.
In the trunk.
The whole process was done smoothly and in one go, showing the style of a master.
Before Chen Dong could compliment him, he heard the crazy old man mutter: "Bring this thing to school, do you want to go to jail or not?"
Chen Dong was a little silent for a moment.
In fact, it's not that Chen Dong hasn't thought about the consequences. If a blood-soaked situation really breaks out, expelling him from school would be a frivolous matter. He might be arrested, including his father, who is more arrogant than anyone else. In fact, he is also "
I am a regular customer of "Hongli".
But he had no choice but to do this because he didn't want to be bullied.
"Isn't it because I can't find you, Master?" Chen Dong said with a smile on his face: "Master will come early, why do I need this thing!"
Since you want to learn skills from the crazy old man, being "obedient" is definitely indispensable.
The crazy old man sighed and said, "I wanted to come to you earlier, but there was no way. The security guards at your school wouldn't let me in. When they saw me, they kicked me out. There was no way I could do anything!"
The school held a meeting before and branded the crazy old man as a liar, so the security guard kicked him out like this.
But Chen Dong was still confused: "Master, with your ability, how many security guards are you afraid of?!"
"What are you talking about!" the crazy old man said seriously: "Who am I, who are they, how can I be on the same level as them! If I really want to take action, won't I be a bully? I can't do such a shameless thing
I can’t do it! Besides, this is someone else’s job, and I can’t make it difficult for them, right? The same goes for you. In the future, if you learn this thing, you can be a chivalrous person, and you can also eliminate violence and keep good people in peace. But you can’t bully ordinary people, and you can’t do it without reason.
Show off your skills, otherwise it would be like this!"
With a "click" sound, the crazy old man suddenly split a branch as thick as an arm in half with his palm.
"Remember, this is the rule of my sloppy family!" The crazy old man's eyes were like daggers.
At the same time, cars of all kinds kept whizzing by on the roadside.
The word "jianghu", coupled with the crazy old man's slightly archaic rhetoric, is really a bit inconsistent in this world.
In the past, Chen Dong would definitely have scoffed at the idea of being a chivalrous person and eradicating violence. How could there be any good people in this age?
But now, Chen Dong couldn't help but be infected by the crazy old man, and his heart couldn't help but stir up, and he nodded: "Yes!"
"Very good!" The crazy old man circled around Chen Dong a few times and continued: "When I accept a disciple, I not only look at their qualifications, but also their character. In your school, I have chosen at least seven or eight people and accepted them.
After paying the apprenticeship fee, I deliberately didn’t show up for a few days, but you were the only one who didn’t report me! Chen Dong, I didn’t misjudge the person. Among so many people, you are not only the most qualified, but also the best in character!”
Chen Dong was speechless for a while, because it wasn't that he didn't sue the crazy old man, but he felt that this matter was too embarrassing and he was too embarrassed to mention it to the teacher...
Of course, now that the matter has come to this, Chen Dong will definitely not talk nonsense, and will keep it in his stomach forever.
"It's necessary, Master!" Chen Dong immediately flattered him: "I already knew that you are not an ordinary person. Being able to worship you as my teacher is also the honor of my life..."
"Then why did you ask for money just now?"
"This..." Chen Dong rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "I feel that one hundred yuan is far from enough to express my feelings, so I want to come back and prepare a generous gift for you, Master..."
When his father drank, he would disown his relatives and beat anyone he caught. If Chen Dong hadn't learned to adapt to circumstances since he was a child, he probably wouldn't be alive today.
The crazy old man laughed and said: "Okay, your little cleverness can be used to deal with others, but don't use it with me. It's normal for you to regard me as a liar. After all, I haven't shown up for several days, but you didn't report me.
It’s already pretty good!”
As he spoke, the crazy old man tapped Chen Dong's chest twice.
Chen Dong instantly felt that his energy and blood flowed smoothly, and he could move all over his body again.
A master, an absolute master, a master that can only appear on TV!
Chen Dong moved his limbs, then knelt on the ground with a pop, and said loudly: "Master is here, please bow to me as a disciple!"
Then he kowtowed "bang bang bang" again.
It's not easy to meet a real master, Chen Dong will definitely not let go of this opportunity.
"Hahaha, good disciple, get up quickly..." The crazy old man reached out to help Chen Dong.
"Master, you taught me Kung Fu. Someone bullied me in school!"
"I know, I've seen it all... Don't worry, Master is here and I won't let you be bullied again!"
Chen Dong nodded vigorously.
Having already witnessed the crazy old man's magical kung fu, Chen Dong believed that as long as he casually learned a few moves, it would not be a problem to deal with those guys.
If you can defeat the opponent with strength, who is willing to fight with a kitchen knife?
The crazy old man cleared his throat before continuing: "Chen Dong, let me ask you again, have you really decided to become my disciple? This road is not that easy to walk. Once you embark on it, you will never turn back. Even
You have to work ten times or even a hundred times harder than ordinary people!"
"Yes, Master!" Chen Dong said firmly.
Chen Dong thought to himself, no matter how hard it is, can it be harder than when he was a child? With such an alcoholic father, he has never suffered anything since he was a child!
"Very good..." The crazy old man's face became serious and he said seriously: "Then let me introduce myself again and give you a general understanding of the master. As for me, master, I am seventy-two years old today. My real name is
My name is Hu Jianye, but not many people know this name. My friends in the world call me Sloppy Taoist because the sect I founded is called Sloppy Sect..."
Chen Dong looked at the crazy old man's clothes and appearance, and thought that this name was quite appropriate.
Just listen to the crazy old man continue to say: "Anyone who enters my sloppy house must be slovenly. They are not allowed to take a bath, are not allowed to wear new clothes, and are not allowed to mend their torn trousers... just like Master!"
As the crazy old man spoke, he turned around in a circle, seemingly satisfied with his appearance.
Chen Dong's eyes immediately widened: "Why?!"
Chen Dong would absolutely, absolutely not accept dressing up like a crazy old man!
The crazy old man whispered: "You can't imagine how dangerous this world is! There are many sects in the world, good and evil are incompatible, and the masters are like crucian carp crossing the river, countless. When we walk in the world, we keep a low profile.
You must not attract the attention of others, otherwise it will definitely lead to death! It is the safest to dress like a teacher. This is also a bit of survival experience I have accumulated over the past few decades."
Chen Dong was stunned for a moment after hearing this, half-believing and half-doubting, wondering if there really were so many masters, and why had he never heard of them before?
After hearing the end, Chen Dong immediately said: "Master, then I don't have to. Think about it, I am a student, I am in school every day, and wearing a school uniform is the most low-key. Dressing like you will attract attention!"
"
The crazy old man thought for a while, nodded and said, "That's right...then you don't have to abide by the rules of the sloppy family, but you must be sloppy when you walk around the world in the future!"
Chen Dong thought to himself that he was only in high school and would go to college in the future. He might have to take postgraduate entrance examinations, master's degree examinations, and Ph.D. examinations, and travel around the world. I don't know what happened next. We will talk about the future later. I don't want to think about it now, so he nodded and agreed, and said: "
Master, you are so powerful, our sloppy sect must have many disciples, right?"
The crazy old man shook his head: "Over the years, I have been running around, and although there are many qualified people, there are not many who have good character. So in the past few decades, I have only accepted three apprentices, and you are the third one.
There are two senior brothers above, one named Song Weiguo and the other Ji Shengwen, both of whom are older than you."
"Where are my two senior brothers?"
"They have all left the army and are doing chivalry and righteousness everywhere. We will meet again when we have the opportunity. Okay, without further ado, my master will now start to teach you kung fu!"