At the beginning of every story, there is such an extraordinary young man.
The specific thing starts from one night more than a month ago!
On the same day, Bai Yi, who was bored at home due to lockdown, once again rewatched a childhood reminiscence animation called "The Miserable Diary of the Holy Lord" produced by Columbia Pictures.
But what Bai Yi didn't expect was that that night, after falling asleep, he had a strange nightmare.
In this strange nightmare, he was once a high-ranking demon king, ruling the world with his seven brothers, but who would have thought that a group of so-called immortal gods suddenly appeared and shouted at them to kill them!
The demon monarchs were attacked first because of their pride, and were finally defeated and sealed in a dead space.
The unwilling demons worked together to send one of the demons out, but they did not expect to be betrayed... And the treacherous demon encountered new resistance not long after he ruled the world.
The righteous mage sealed Him with magic!
The power was divided into twelve pieces of talismans, and it was turned into a statue and sealed forever.
Then, the dream ended here, Bai Yi opened his eyes, and he woke up from the dream.
Originally, Bai Yi thought this was just a dream.
After all, men love fantasy, and he deliberately relived this cartoon before going to bed. As he thought about it every day and dreamed about it at night, it was not unbelievable that he dreamed that he had become the Fire Demon~Holy Lord.
things.
On the contrary, this is normal.
But what was abnormal was that when he woke up and wanted to move his hands and feet, he found that he had lost the ability to move.
It felt as bad as being poured into cement.
What was even more annoying was that on the seat directly below his line of sight, a white-haired man wearing a green suit turned his head and said a line that was very familiar to him:
"Holy Lord, you came back so soon, why didn't you get the talisman?"
Looking at the white-haired man winking in front of him, Bai Yi really wanted to open his mouth and spit on him.
But unfortunately, as a statue, there is no concept of opening its mouth, let alone vomiting!
"Quiet, Valon!"
The eyes of the stone statue hanging on the wall emitted an ominous red light, and the voice full of anger and rage made the dancing Valon tremble.
He looked away and sighed quietly in his heart.
Originally, becoming a time traveler should be an extremely exciting thing, and gaining otherworldly power at the beginning will superimpose and double the original happiness. What you get should be as sweet as the first time.
But why is this so?
Uncle Long, Xiaoyu, Dad, Tru, there are so many characters who are on the righteous side and can benefit themselves righteously. Why do you choose to become the Holy Master? Or are you hanging on the wall as a sand sculpture pendant?
host?
One can imagine Bai Yi's depression.
Holy Lord, childhood memories, the big villain in the classic introduced animation "The Adventures of Jackie Chan", Bagua Li on the top of his head, the demon of fire, the master of spells, the black spirit wizard... the title, and as the character that runs through the whole play.
The villain boss, there is no doubt about his power.
Although the complete version of the Holy Lord cannot be said to be the absolute number one existence in the world, he is still one of the top-ranked ones.
However, if he wants to become a heyday, Bai Yi must first collect twelve talismans, find his pulled out dragon teeth, kill the demon dragon who inherited his black energy, and then go to hell to get rid of the other seven demons.
Take back part of your black energy and make your fire energy complete. Do you think this is the end?
No, no, no, these are just powers. But don’t forget, apart from being a demon, the Holy Lord is actually a mage himself!
Therefore, after successfully taking back everything above, he still has to find the magic book originally written by the Holy Lord and spend more than ten years mastering all the magic above. Only then can he return to his peak and become the man who makes the world admire him.
The trembling fire demon!
"Tsk..." He felt a headache just thinking about this, let alone actually doing it.
What's more, since he has become a pendant in Wa Long's office, it proves the existence of Uncle Long Xiaoyu's protagonist group. With the nature of maintaining the balance of yin and yang in this world, no matter what he wants to do, the protagonist group will probably come to him in time.
Then brown everything.
As a bystander, I always look forward to the victory of justice over evil! But when you become a villain, the overly disconnected protagonists are so disgusting...etc.
It seems like things are not as bad as you thought?
Bai Yi's scarlet eyes looked at Walong below.
Although in the plot, Valon and his five-member gang have always been supporting characters responsible for being beaten and made funny, and they have always been hostile and failed. But one thing I have to admit is that they can effectively contain the protagonist group in almost every episode.
Looking at it this way, the Valon team is not useless. They have tried their best to contain the protagonist team. Then Bai Yi himself sent the black shadow ninja to find the few talismans that he knew the approximate location, or retrieved the dragon teeth and found the magic encyclopedia.
, and no one will stop it.
Moreover, what interests him in this world is not just the restoration of the Holy Lord's strength. In addition, the masks of the Black Shadow Corps, the demonic energy of other demons, the armor of the generals...
Of course, the top priority now is to let the Walong gang continue to keep an eye on Jackie Chan and interfere with the robbery of the talisman.
"Wallon - you and your incompetent men have disappointed me!"
"Yes, yes, my subordinates are very incompetent, but at least they just helped you retrieve the Sheep Talisman, right?"
After saying this angrily, Valon immediately shrank his head. He was afraid that the sand sculpture hanging on the wall would give him an angry breath.
"But how many have you lost? Chicken, cow, snake, three talismans were lost in vain!"
Bai Yi's scarlet eyes flashed with light. The next moment, from the shadow of the room, a dark ninja dressed in pitch black slowly emerged from the floor and the corner of the wall.
"..."
A pair of cold eyes looked at Wa Long. The cold gaze made his hair stand on end, fearing that the idiot in front of him would kill him. But the next scene made him instantly forget the feeling of being on the edge of life and death.
A dark ninja held a jade bowl filled with finely divided gold and placed it on the table in front of Valon. A group of golden cuties shone so dazzlingly under the lights that he could hardly help himself.
"This is your fair share for finding the Sheep Charm!"
Looking at Wa Long who excitedly put his hands into the bowl and counted the golden rice, he nodded secretly in his heart.
If you want the horse to run, you have to give it grass. The Holy Lord's original method of purely painting a pie can only be justified in anime. In reality, if you really want to keep the same and squeeze Valon, no
Within a few days, this group of people would be obedient and even kick him away quickly. He also relied on Wallon to contain the protagonist group, so he had to lure them with benefits.
"The more talismans you find, the greater the reward! When all twelve talismans are collected, I will share with you the treasure that once made this country so rich!"
"Yes, yes, Holy Lord, you are right!" Holding a jade bowl weighing more than ten kilograms, Wa Long's face was full of flattering smile: "In this case, I will immediately arrange for Tru and the others to find a new spell for you!
"
"..."
Watching Wa Long leave, Bai Yi, a statue, sighed softly.
Traveling through time, becoming the Holy Lord, and facing Valon face to face. Everything was so unexpected that he didn't have any time to react. Now that Valon is taken away and only himself is left, it's time to take a look at his current state.
Bai Yi fell silent and looked at himself:
"Just as I thought, the power of the Holy Lord is gone. Lope's Qi magic spell is also firmly engraved in his body, and the magic is completely forgotten... Wait, what is this?
?”
Just when Bai Yi was checking himself from the inside out, he didn't expect that when he checked the faucet, he actually found a small dim light group here.
Thinking it was the legacy of the Holy Lord, he subconsciously leaned forward, and then a very demonic voice sounded in his mind:
[Choose an identity at the beginning, ah, you’re actually a bastard? 】
【You, you are still playing this low-end time traveling game.】
[Come and try this "Idle Demon King", it is guaranteed to be a new version of the ship you have never played before. At the beginning, you will get ten...nine, eight, seven, six, five draws in a row! There are also surprise gift packs, etc.
Come and get it!]
【Just try it for a minute and you will fall in love with this system!】
"...."
This old-fashioned advertising slogan, exaggerated and stingy, is my golden finger?
Is it poisonous?
Bai Yi's first reaction was, can I return the product?
After all, as a small website browser, he has been tricked by this kind of advertising game too many times before he has traveled through time in the past. He obviously went to learn technology from the teacher with an artistic vision, but he was forced to be tied into the game page.
Listen to its vulgar advertising slogans and see its inferior game graphics...
Then I can't get out no matter how I go, I'm completely stuck on this page. Either restart the computer or wait for it to crash. There is no third way.
I thought that by traveling through time and becoming a Holy Lord, I could say goodbye to the past.
As a result, this vulgar golden finger caught up with him!
.......
After staring at each other for more than ten minutes, Bai Yi finally couldn't hold it back.
The stretched consciousness touched the dim light group in front of him. The vision in front of him suddenly dimmed, and the back of his head was like being hit by a sledgehammer, which made him dizzy for a while. When he came back to his senses, the light group disappeared and replaced him.
is the information panel presented in front of you:
[Basic player information]
[Name]: Bai Yi (Holy Lord)
【Race】: Dragon
[Number of draws]:5
[Props Warehouse]: None
[Unlocked function]: Main mission
...
what?
Is this interface a bit too simple and clear? Doesn’t it fit your exaggerated style?
Also, isn't it called placing the big devil? Why is there such an old-fashioned thing as the main quest?
Oh, forget it.
I have wanted him to have sex with me for more than ten years, and I have read countless novels, but I have never seen a gold finger that can be exchanged.
Even a dog wouldn't mind being poor, and he wouldn't look down on this shoddy product.