Not to mention how embarrassing it is to lose, even if you win, it's not glorious either.
When the soldiers from the battalion headquarters came back to eat after training, they said hello and said, "I heard that six of you teamed up to defeat a sixty-year-old man today." This became a joke at the battalion headquarters.
If a young man said that in front of me, he would definitely be beaten, and beaten hard.
However, there was an old man opposite.
No fight, no fight, we won’t fight!
Zhou Fu had a black line on his head, and the other cooking soldiers shook their heads vigorously.
"Master, they have admitted defeat! Let's start teaching Zhang's military style boxing now." Gu Quan's child responded promptly.
"Well, it's as I expected, okay! Let's start the class." Zhang Jiangang nodded seriously, then picked up the camouflage uniform and said.
"..."
If you want to be shameless, who will admit defeat? If you want to be shameless?
"No, no, no, uncle." Zhou Fu didn't know whether he was laughing or angry, and his nose was full of mucus.
"Uncle, you can't do this~" several other soldiers also said quickly.
Afraid of admitting defeat? We are afraid of being blackmailed, and then the battalion commander will not beat us to death.
The soldiers in the cooking squad looked troubled, and they even looked at Zhou Fu.
"No sir, are you serious? Don't, it will be bad if something happens."
"Then do you want to fight? If you don't fight, you will admit defeat. All arrangements for the next ten days must be subject to my master's instructions, just like your usual training." Gu Quan spoke, holding back a bad smile in his heart.
"This?" Super confused.
"Ah, ok, ok, ok, hit, hit, hit, Xiao Hu, you go practice with me, take it easy~" Zhou Fu said and then specifically told him, because he was afraid that Xiao Hu would give Zhang Jiangang something wrong.
Come.
"Okay, don't worry, squad leader." That little Hu came waddling over, smiling very cunningly and cruelly.
Come on, it’s best to come together! Ever since he chose two major brands at the Yida Plaza maternity and baby store last time, Zhang Jiangang’s hands have been itchy for a long time, and he has been eager to practice his hands for a long time, but he just
Never had a chance.
So Zhang Jiangang's eyes lit up when he saw this little Hu coming up.
But at this moment, Zhou Fu spoke.
He shook his hand and said, "Ah, forget it. We listen to you, Uncle Zhang. We will do whatever you say." Zhou Fu finally compromised. He couldn't fight. What should he do if something goes wrong?
Forget it, just cooperate with this old man for a few days, and then just send this old man away. Zhou Fu admits his failure.
Zhang Jiangang was almost pushed to the waist. Come on, young man, I'm preparing to do some activities. Is it so difficult to act cool? You keep interrupting me.
"Uncle, let me tell you, if we don't fight, it's not because we're afraid of you. We~ Oh, forget it, we're afraid of you~" Zhou Fu wanted to quibble, but he couldn't go on.
The task was completed, and Zhang Jiangang officially incorporated the cooking team, although it was only on the surface.
Because Zhang Jiangang arrived at such a coincidence, there will be a military competition in more than ten days. On the other hand, the military region has no hope for Zhang Jiangang, so the time given to Zhang Jiangang is only ten days. That means Mr. Zhang, you can make a fuss.
Well, I'll give it to you for ten days anyway. We won't give it away after you finish the trouble and leave.
In ten days, Zhang Jiangang's first military training trip to the Cultivation Cooking Class began.
The first thing Zhang Jiangang did when he took office was to confuse the soldiers in the cooking class.
First of all, the old man treated his squad leader Zhou Fu's leg, and at the same time asked the other six people to follow Gu Quan to move the goods.
To be precise, it's some ingredients, even some ginseng, deer antlers and medicinal herbs that I haven't seen much.
Instructor Zhang said, in the next ten days, you should not eat from the big pot. Eat the ingredients I gave you and start a small stove. In addition, the first lesson of Instructor Zhang is to teach these people how to cook step by step.
Crazy! These soldiers in the cooking class are really going crazy!
Mr. Dong, Chief Dong, please take this uncle away quickly, or we will retire, immediately!
What a shame.
Uncle, did you do this on purpose? Did you humiliate us like this because we are cooks?
Zhou Fu, who was stabbed with needles all over his legs, fed a lot of herbs, and had ointments applied all over his body, was also complaining endlessly.
Uncle! Let me go. I, Fatty Zhou, regret it. I want to fight you! Not six of them but one of them, seven of them! I’m shameless!
If I had known that I would be pricked with needles and treated as a medicine jar and asked to lie down all morning, I would have definitely agreed to gang up on the old man.
Not only squad leader Fatty Zhou, but also all the other members of the cooking team were required to get acupuncture, apply medicine, and eat "special forces" meals that were delicious but looked very poor.
They didn't know that Zhang Jiangang had no choice. After all, he didn't have enough time, so he had to start from all aspects, including diet and physical conditioning.
What's more, among the seven people in the cooking class, one has an injured leg, two have some health problems, and several of them are the ones who were brushed off and have really bad health.
It’s good to have food, and you can be picky. And all these ingredients are paid for by yourself. Is it easy for me, sir?
Moreover, the situation is special. I cannot teach them to practice according to the conventional method. I must be efficient. I want them to practice when they are most tired, when their bodies are most relaxed, and when their nerves are most natural!
These are all impossible things, but they are also the most effective things.
But how could these boys in the cooking class know this? When the battalion headquarters and company headquarters had dinner at noon, the soldiers in the cooking class who helped prepare the food had no room to put their faces. The guys in the battalion headquarters were laughing at themselves while eating their meals.
"Lao Zhou, how are you doing with your health-preserving boxing training?"
"Go, go, eat your food."
"I heard that you also open a small stove and eat special meals. What does it taste like? Let us try it too."
"That's right, let's try it too, haha~"
During the meal, the guys from other battalions kept making noises, which made the soldiers in the cooking squad extremely embarrassed.
Throughout the whole process, Zhang Jiangang sat in the cafeteria and laughed secretly.
Finally, when it was time for lunch break, the people in the cooking class finally breathed a sigh of relief and could finally rest for a while.
However, what Zhou Fu and others did not expect was that during the lunch break, he suddenly felt cold and very comfortable on his body, especially his legs. Zhou Fu did not take it seriously because he had been tortured by Zhang Jiangang for a long time.
Already.
This Uncle Zhang is definitely here to mess around, absolutely.
Because the picture of practicing military fitness boxing that everyone imagined in the afternoon did not appear, so we still followed the exercises in the military camp.
Although it is a cooking class, in fact they still have to train like ordinary combat troops, and not only do they train, they also have to ensure the logistics and food of the military camp.
Throughout the whole day, this old man did not lead anyone to do anything serious.
The most terrible thing is that this uncle is patronizing his own show and is in the limelight!
All day long, I showed off my skills in the kitchen while cooking. During the daytime, I went to practice with everyone. Especially when I was an old military fan, I was holding the army's Type 95, sniper rifle, and pistol. Anyway, I was wearing a camouflage vest.
Shooting, wasting bullets.
Chiefs, you have nothing to do.
"Uncle, you are visiting the military camp. When are we going to practice health-preserving boxing?" Seeing this scene, Zhou Fu, who was lying down nearby and shooting targets, was speechless.
"Stop talking, just practice your skills. You will know when the time comes. Your shooting skills are good, Xiao Zhou? How is your leg?" Seeing Zhou Fu's amazing shooting skills, Zhang Jiangang changed his magazine and asked curiously.
"Not as good as you, not as good as you." Zhou Fu wiped his cold sweat.
Of course, Xiao Zhou was the sharpshooter of the entire company before I went to the cooking class.
However, Zhou Fu noticed that although Zhang Jiangang fired blindly at first and wasted bullets, he became more and more accurate later on and was hit several times.
There is also that guy named Gu Quan. This stupid big guy also wears a camouflage uniform and practices shooting with the cooking class. However, this guy's marksmanship is far behind. I have never seen him hit him before. Zhou Fu, a veteran, is so anxious that he wants to go over and beat him up.
He did.
You two have formed a group to experience life in the military camp, right? One day has passed, where is the Zhang's health-preserving military fitness boxing that you promised? Do you have to take us to practice in the middle of the night when we are almost dead from exhaustion, and wait until everyone is asleep?