Chapter 129 The big guy is crying and fainting in the toilet
"What! This situation also happened in Europe?" Young Chinese netizens were frightened after seeing the message from a netizen with this European IP address.
"The elderly and children fainted in large numbers? Are the elderly and children here basically fine?"
"It's more than okay! The elderly and children in our neighborhood are so lively, especially those who practice longevity boxing and the children who follow the children's drama and practice Pig and Five Elements Boxing!"
Everyone thought that this situation only happened in their own local area, but it turned out that it happened all over China.
Later, I thought that such a strange situation occurred only in China, but it turned out that it happened all over Asia and the world!
Moreover, countries and regions outside China were even more serious. A large number of elderly and children had problems, and even suffered widespread fainting and vomiting during those five hours!
When it comes to longevity boxing, Zhang's square dance, youth weight loss aerobics and Pig Man, netizens on the Internet are also interested.
The topic quickly shifted to Zhang’s square dance longevity boxing.
"When it comes to square dancing and longevity boxing, Pig Man, I still can't come back to my senses. Do you know that in the small square in our community last night, the group of uncles and aunties were not only fine, but they were dancing and dancing all over their bodies.
There was a flash of light! There was also a little chubby guy. The little chubby guy imitated Pig Man and punched a red fireball. The owners of the small square were frightened at that time." said a netizen from Donghai.
"What, does this happen to you in the East China Sea? It's the same with us. Remember that guy in a vest who beat up the tattooed bodybuilder in the public car some time ago? Last night, that guy also exposed himself while dancing in the square!"
"We also have an aunt here in Fu City who is very similar. She was so scared that she ran to the hospital~"
"Let me tell you a secret, I just discovered it. I also had a stomachache and dizziness at the time, so I practiced Zhang's Longevity Boxing with those uncles and aunties for a while, and then I felt obviously better."
"It's not just longevity boxing. I don't know about you, but my wife and I had no adverse reactions at that time, and after 5 hours... we downloaded Zhang's Gymnastics exercise some time ago!"
"Are you sure? My head hurts like hell. Although I feel a little better after the blood moon disappears, so does my wife. We are about to go to the hospital for a checkup."
"Have you noticed that these things that happened are very similar to the immortal cultivators on the Internet! It's so magical, and they are all related to Longteng Company!"
"What do you mean it's so similar? It's definitely an immortal cultivation technique, absolutely!"
One after another, the major forums are very lively.
"Everyone, please go to the Pig Man TV series broadcast website. The comments below are crazy! And in the Longteng app, there are millions of excited messages from uncles and aunties~ They are all grateful to Teacher Zhang
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One video after another went viral on the Internet, impacting the cognition of young netizens again and again.
It was a sleepless night, and the first wave of the spiritual energy era had a huge impact. Although everyone recovered a little after the first wave of spiritual energy disappeared, and the body was not so uncomfortable.
Until the next morning, these events were still being discussed on the Internet throughout China and around the world, and the popularity showed no sign of disappearing at all.
At the same time, countless young people rushed to buy and download the youth version of Longteng Group’s fitness and weight loss tutorial with the idea of giving it a try.
Zhang Jiangang also stayed up almost all night. Zhang Jiangang had already guessed these reactions, so he was not surprised.
After all, he had experienced it once, so Zhang Jiangang didn't feel any nervousness or panic when facing these. He knew that this was just the beginning, just the process of human beings adapting to this world.
These are not the most terrifying things at all. The most terrifying things have not yet arrived. Those things may appear in the next few days, or they may appear in the next month, but they will definitely appear.
At this time, Zhang Jiangang knew that he couldn't panic. What he had to do was to consolidate his cultivation and strike while the iron was hot. What was supposed to come would always come, and he just needed to practice quietly and be prepared. What's more, he still needed to completely digest the spiritual energy he absorbed last night.
Consolidate, practice, and face the future.
It seems that time is still short, and some of the more terrifying signs Zhang Jiangang wants to see have not yet appeared, at least not on the Internet.
In the early morning, Zhang Jiangang, who had already returned to the villa, received a call. It was Zhang Wenjun, the son of the mother and son who was looking after the mother and son in the hospital.
"Dad, can you guess how many downloads our Zhang's weight loss and fitness tutorial has reached?" The son's tone on the phone was very excited.
"How much?" Zhang Jiangang, who was practicing, asked with a smile.
"12 million! In just one night, the sales volume of Zhang's weight loss and fitness tutorials we launched for young people increased by more than 9 million sets! It is still increasing, and it has received rave reviews!!" Zhang Wenjun said excitedly.
I never expected that my father had invested so much publicity resources and only sold less than 3 million units. As a result, as soon as what happened last night came out, the sales increased several times.
"Well, I understand." Zhang Jiangang smiled and returned.
These guys are still afraid of death.
Now that I know how to download it, don’t you think I’m an old liar? Haha.
At the same time, Zhang Jiangang's words before hanging up the phone shocked his son.
"Immediately adjust the price. The young people's version of enlightenment exercises will be adjusted to 500 yuan per set!" Zhang Jiangang told his son what he needed to say last night, so Zhang Jiangang did not shy away from it.
"ah??"
"Ah what, go quickly!" 500 is still too expensive? Son, do you know that although these skills are low-level, your father paid for them with his life in the previous life!
Your spiritual energy has been revived, and it’s time to spend money. You still expect your father to hand out benefits like he did in the past few months! Do you think your father is the Queen Mother?
In the last life, if this kind of technique had been available at the beginning, people would have snatched it up, not to mention 500, but millions!
If it weren't for the Enlightenment Technique, Zhang Jiangang would never have sold it for as cheap as 500 yuan. Zhang Jiangang is really generous enough.
Despite the commotion outside on the Internet, Zhang Jiangang immersed himself in cultivation throughout the day and wasted no time.
And during this process, the number of downloads of the basic enlightenment versions of the exercises launched by Longteng Company also began to skyrocket, with an unstoppable pace.
Youdao uses viral propaganda to promote it, and the effect is terrible. What's more, Zhang Jiangang's stuff is serious, so the speed of promotion can be imagined.
Of course, some people took the opportunity to criticize Zhang Jiangang and the Longteng Group on the Internet for making false publicity and gaining popularity, which would make it difficult for the country to make money.
Zhang Jiangang didn't care about these things, he just practiced, practiced, and took some time to pay attention to the Internet for signs of those terrible incidents.
Zhang Jiangang didn't know, he didn't care, he welcomed everything that was coming with a relaxed mind, but some people couldn't sit still for a long time.
"Damn, why did the price increase? 500! Robbery!" Around eight o'clock in the morning, somewhere in China, a young man went crazy looking at the price that had just changed.
"Profiteer, profiteer!" Somewhere in the southwest, a young man had already put it in his shopping cart, but was frightened when he checked out.
"Look, hubby, the price has changed! It's all your fault, the price has increased, from 20 yuan to 500 yuan!" somewhere in the Shanghai stock market, a woman pointed at a computer and said.
Last night, my mother called her and asked her husband to quickly download and practice it. She said it was very magical. As a result, my husband was worried about the money. Now it is better, and it has doubled more than 20 times.
There is a ghost, there is definitely a ghost!
No, you have to buy it quickly. What is said online is probably true, otherwise it would be impossible for him to suddenly raise the price and raise it so much all at once.
That's how people are, they buy when things go up but not when things go down.
It's just that to be honest, it's still a bit late. After all, the old man has been practicing for more than half a year.
And in the evening of the third day, Huashan Sect, one of the six major sects in China.
With a heroic shout, an old man walked out of the secret room of the Huashan Sect. He was dressed in white, had a boyish face, and looked like an immortal, but his face was a bit big.
As soon as "Hahaha~Hahaha" came out, his eyes flashed with green light, and he looked up to the sky and screamed.
"Hahaha, this is the late stage of spiritual cultivation, this is the middle stage of spiritual cultivation! The world has changed dramatically, and the era of my Huashan Sword Immortal has come!" the old man shouted domineeringly, with high spirits.
"Congratulations to the leader, congratulations to the leader!"
"Hahaha, okay, okay! Sit down, the spiritual energy has come, and it's time to tell you some things! In fact, the exercises you usually practice are all cultivation techniques, which are quite precious! The skills are great, you can drive a sword thousands of miles, and fly to the sky.
Escape from the earth, immortality, these are not problems! To put it simply, Huashan swordsmanship is actually an immortal method! It is an extremely precious immortal magic!" Yue Hequn, the leader of Huashan, said excitedly.
With the spiritual energy revived, the Huashan Sect with its cultivation skills will surely soar into the sky!
Recall all the disciples immediately and close the mountain for cultivation immediately! The spring of Huashan Sect is here, and the Huashan Sword Immortal will once again be as famous as it was a thousand years ago!
Yue Hequn was a little excited, and he couldn't help but smile excitedly as he spoke.
Because compared to some small sects, although Huashan's exercises are incomplete, they are relatively intact!
In the Reiki era, it is self-evident what a complete exercise means, and Yue Hequn gets excited just thinking about it.
You must protect your skills and never let outsiders know!
Then snatch the world's most talented children and revive the glory of Huashan! Yue Hequn believes that given time, the Huashan Sect will surely become the largest immortal sect in China!
Not only that, when the time comes, ordinary people will never even think about coming to Huashan to study! We in Huashan only want geniuses, yes, we are so arrogant! Who gave us the cultivation skills!
I, Huashan, will become the number one immortal sect in the world with tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, no, millions of disciples!
As he spoke, Yue Hequn looked at everyone.
Most of the people were very excited after hearing this, but one person smiled awkwardly. This person was Zhao Ziheng, the chief of Huashan Civil and Military School, who was summoned back urgently.
"Ahem, Master, I have something to tell you," said a somewhat uneasy Zhao Ziheng.
"But it doesn't matter, I can answer anything for you today!" Yue Hequn said with a big wave of his hand.
"Hmm, boss, look at this~" As he spoke, Zhang Jiangang's old acquaintance Zhao Ziheng took out a tablet and handed it to the boss Yue Hequn.
The next moment, when he saw the above content and video, Yue Hequn went crazy!
You can’t be wrong! It’s indeed a correction technique!
Yue Hequn couldn't recognize it without the aura, but with the aura and the things shown by the old people and children in the video, Yue Hequn recognized it all at once!
"What's going on! You said that the elderly, children, and many young people in China now all have a cultivation technique!" Yue Hequn's eyes widened.
"Hmm, if it's really a cultivation technique, then it's almost the same. Especially for the elderly in China now!" Zhao Zi said anxiously.
Looking at Yue Hequn's hands, they were trembling.
"Well, how many people in China are currently learning... are learning Zhang's Longevity Boxing and Pig Five Elements Boxing?" Yue Hequn's mouth was a little awkward when he spoke.
"There are no statistics on children and young people, but there are at least 30 million people among the elderly who are studying and calling Mr. Zhang their teacher. This is a rough estimate."
"How many?"
"More than 30 million people."
Plop, the next moment, an old man who had just mastered his magic skills and was so high-spirited that he was ready to dominate the world and lead Huashan to the top fainted.