Chapter 142 Dragon Announcement: The Era of Global Cultivation!
To capture the thief first, capture the king. Although the metaphor is not very appropriate, such a large-scale unified action is terrible.
The bosses felt that this was not just a ghost coming, but more like a collision of two worlds.
And just when everyone was rushing to Tianjing, these big guys also received notices from the disciples of the sect or the left-behind master. There was only one message, rush to the capital immediately!
The remaining sect leaders headed towards the capital from another route.
And before leaving, Zhang Jiangang no longer waited!
To be honest, I have been waiting for three days and it's time to make an announcement, even though I just discovered the ghost incident last night, including Qin Ridi.
In the previous life, the various governments and sects of the Earth covered it up for more than a year and a half before announcing it. They wanted to extinguish it by their own strength, but the result became more and more intense until it was beyond control.
That’s pretty much it. If ghosts and supernatural events occur among civilians at home or overseas, it’s easy to say.
In that case, the officials of various countries may still be able to cover it up, wait and see patiently, and continue to hide it for a long time.
But with such a big thing happening last night, Zhang Jiangang believed that officials from various countries would not be able to handle it.
And when they overseas figure it out, they still don’t know about the year of the monkey and the month of the horse.
Others dare not expose this matter, and are still waiting and watching, and are even considering maximizing interests. Zhang Jiangang does not want to wait any longer. The signs came out last night, and he must stand up!
There are now more than 30 million registered practitioners of longevity boxing in Huaxiaguang. Although there is no statistical list, the number of people learning Five Elements Boxing through Pigman is estimated to be at least tens of millions. Although there are only a few people learning the younger version of cultivation fitness and weight loss exercises, there should be about
Millions!
There is also the military. About two months ago, the Northwest Military Region fully promoted Zhang’s Military Style Boxing.
Enough! With this foundation, China may not be able to fight against the ghosts who have descended into the world, not to mention these ghosts are just starting out!
According to the previous deployment, Zhang Jiangang finally issued the first Longteng notice!
At 12:38 noon, the Longteng app, official website, and official SMS notification platform, which had been silent for a long time, were all updated!
As text messages and software notification prompts sounded one after another, countless elderly people, including young people, received such a message on their mobile phones.
"Message to All Zhang Family Longevity Boxing Friends"
[The blood moon is in the sky, the mirage is a mirage, the spiritual energy is revived, the world has changed, and mankind will enter the era of cultivation! 】
app, mobile phone text messages, official website, including official accounts of Longteng Company's major social networking sites, updated simultaneously at 12:38 noon!
At this noon, the world seemed to be still so quiet. People were still busy with their own affairs, just like usual. They were still busy for their families, their dreams, and their survival.
Eat when you need to eat, work when you need to work, and rest when you need to rest as usual.
To be honest, many people are afraid during the blood moon, especially when they experience various adverse reactions. But after three days, the reaction has subsided a lot, and some people have even become accustomed to it and can't even feel it anymore.
They don't know that the lack of feeling does not mean they have adapted, but that certain changes have affected them on a deeper level, such as their physical functions and their overall mental state. These things are gradually declining.
On the day of the blood moon, the impact was just too great, so the reaction was so violent.
And this invisible influence is the biggest and the real killer.
China needs all the people to practice cultivation!
There is a fast food restaurant downstairs in the CBD in Huaxia Jinghai Ding District. There is a huge crowd of white-collar workers taking a lunch break, filling the entire restaurant, and the queue is also long.
"I'm starving to death. I just thought about coming down to eat when I was programming. Haha, eat quickly, brother Dao." A young man said while looking at the steaming lunch in front of him.
"What are you looking at?" The young man couldn't help shouting when he saw his colleague Xu Yongdao stopped eating after receiving a text message and stared at his phone.
When he heard his colleague calling him, the programmer named Xu Yongdao was stunned. Then he looked at his phone and joked, "Brother, if someone said that the world is about to end, would you believe it?"
"The end of the world? I believe it, why don't I believe it? My life has ended so early! I'm a married woman, and I haven't made the down payment yet. When I go home to celebrate the New Year, people are urging me to get married every day. It's a good-looking one with good conditions.
I don’t like my brother, and I don’t like my bad brother. I work overtime every day until I’m exhausted. It’s already the end of the world, brother dei~ Eat quickly, eat quickly~”
As he spoke, Xu Yongdao's colleague shook his head and put the food into his mouth with chopsticks.
Alas, when will this kind of life end? Although he didn't say it, Xu Yongdao sighed in his heart at the same time.
"Who are you listening to?" While eating, the colleague asked again in a nonchalant manner.
"It's not just ordinary people who spread this rumor this time, look~" After glancing at his colleague, Xu Yongdao handed over his phone.
"When I went home last time, I registered and downloaded Zhang's Longevity Boxing for my mother. I used my mobile phone number, so they sent the information to my mobile phone." As he spoke, Xu Yongdao also explained to his colleagues.
"Holy crap! It's this old man!" Xu Yongdao's colleagues were shocked when they saw the above content and the person who was 'spreading rumors'.
"Is this old man suffering from convulsions? Why does a person with such great influence like him dare to post anything to others like a child? Isn't this asking for a seal? The country can bypass him!"
To be honest, it's okay for ordinary people to send this kind of information, but it's completely different if someone as influential as this old man named Zhang Jiangang sends it. Moreover, this old man is very prestigious in the eyes of the elderly and children.
Isn’t this spreading feudal superstition! That is to say, young people like me who are highly educated will not believe in this randomly. What will happen if other unsteady people see it? Who is responsible for the impact!
Especially the elderly and children. If they read it and believe it, it will have a bad impact on their hearts. Who is responsible?
"Haha, mankind has entered the era of cultivation. This man is really good at deceiving. He is preparing to gain popularity."
While talking, Xu Yongdao’s colleagues looked at the contents of the notice as a joke.
[Hello everyone, my name is Zhang Jiangang.
Just three days ago, at 6 pm on the 14th day of the seventh lunar month of this month... the Blood Moon and Mirage Incident occurred. In this incident, countless young people, including a large number of elderly people who had not repaired Zhang's longevity boxing, suddenly felt unwell.
.On the contrary, the old people who practiced Zhang’s Longevity Boxing were fine, including their children. Why?
Because mankind has officially entered the era of cultivation!
...Yes, the spiritual energy of heaven and earth has returned to the earth after thousands of years!】
"Holy crap, the more you talk about it, the more mysterious it gets! So I can become an immortal? Can I fly? Then who is still working? Just become an immortal!" Seeing this, Xu Yongdao's colleague said with a disdainful smile.
But seeing Zhang Jiangang's explanation of the resurgence of spiritual energy, especially the impact of spiritual energy on humans, the young man didn't believe it even more.
"Such a good thing can still hurt people? According to what he said, the wonderland on TV is not only not a paradise, but a hell? Editor, keep editing!" Preconceptions, coupled with inner resistance, so this young man felt that Zhang Jiangang said
Nothing is believable and illogical.
"Wang Qiang, I think what he said makes sense." Xu Yongdao on the side said, "If you think about it, from a scientific point of view, people have a process of adapting to the environment. It's like people in plateau and low-oxygen areas.
Just like when we come to the plains, many of us think that more oxygen is a good thing."
"But as far as I know, things can happen to people from plateaus when they suddenly come to plains. From an oxygen-poor environment to a high-oxygen environment, their lungs will be very uncomfortable, and they may even become intoxicated with oxygen, causing vomiting and dizziness.
Life is in danger."
"But I think the aura and oxygen that this old man is talking about are not the same thing. Reiki is supposed to nourish people according to what is said on TV. How can it harm people? So the premise of your assumption is wrong. Who are we to say that?
Do you know if there is such a thing as spiritual energy? It’s all something on TV.”
As expected of being programmers, the two of them directly analyzed it from a scientific perspective.
[I, Zhang Jiangang, vouch for the authenticity of the above facts with my personal reputation and life, and am willing to bear all the consequences! At the same time, I can tell you responsibly that the moment the spiritual energy revives, our earth welcomes uninvited guests, ghosts! 】
Damn it! This man is dying!
Uncle, do you think you are like losers like us, who dare to say and brag about anything, even if you are barefoot and are not afraid of being held accountable?
You are already so rich, you are so influential, why do you bother! You are planning to spend the first half of your life on everything!
If Zhang Jiangang’s previous explanation about the blood moon and spiritual energy recovery made everyone a little surprised and curious, then the following sentence suddenly popped up: when the spiritual energy is revived, the earth is an uninvited guest. This scared everyone! Especially the young people.
Of course, everyone was not frightened by ghosts, but by Zhang Jiangang’s nonsense!
In modern society, in an era where atheism dominates and science and higher education are popularized, uncle, are you telling us that a group of ghosts came down from the underworld the night before yesterday and are ready to occupy our earth? Uncle, it’s time to see a doctor!
"Haha, it made me laugh so hard. This uncle was definitely drunk when he made this announcement. I bet you that he was drunk. Do you believe it?" The young man named Wang Qiang said with a smile, and the rice grains came out of his nostrils.
Got out of it.
"Haha, I won't fight you. To be honest, when I just watched the first half, I was a little doubtful, but when he said something, I just said, haha, forget it." Xu Yongdao also smiled and said, "I can finally see it.
This guy is just trying to sell tutorials."
The uncle in the announcement also used his influence and appeal to mobilize the elderly to pay attention to and protect the young people in these days, and tried hard to persuade the young people to practice the published cultivation techniques to resist the attacks of ghosts!
Not only that, the uncle also mentioned some methods for ordinary people to prevent ghosts in the announcement, as well as some taboos.
Oh my god, doesn’t the government care? This is incitement, this guy is crazy!
In the announcement, Mr. Zhang Jiangang mentioned that he believed that ghosts would attack in the next few days!
While the two of them were chatting about this matter, some other white-collar workers in the fast food restaurant apparently also received similar messages.
"The uncle said that a group of ghosts are coming to the end of the world. What should we do? He also said that the uncle and aunt would protect us, look!" A few white-collar workers not far away also shouted lively.
"What else can I do? It's time to go to work and earn money. Otherwise, who will take care of my wife and children."
"Oh my god, we young people have become a vulnerable group. This guy is too imaginative."
"The uncle also said that several heads of state have been attacked in Africa, and similar situations have occurred in Europe. He also said that ghosts are predicted to attack humans on a large scale in the past two days."
"The more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes. If the head of state was really attacked, would it be seen on the news?"
"Come on, come on, I'm waiting for them in the rental house. Anyway, I've had enough life, I might as well be a ghost! It's better to come tonight and give me a good time!"
Seeing this scene, Xu Yongdao and his colleague Wang Qiang couldn't help but laugh. "Look, this man will definitely be scolded online in the past two days!" Wang Qiang said.
"Let's go, eat quickly. After you finish eating, you will go home from get off work today to cultivate immortality." Xu Yongdao even joked.
Just as Zhang Jiangang thought, young people still don't believe it.
However, this is not the case for another group.
Just as Xu Yongdao finished his lunch and was about to go back to the office to take a rest and continue working as a coder in the afternoon, his cell phone rang.
"Hey mom, what's wrong?"
"Yongdao, did you read the Soaring Dragon announcement that Teacher Zhang sent?"
"Look, what's wrong?"
"Hurry up and download the exercises mentioned by Teacher Zhang, and be careful not to do certain things at night, don't run around... you know! Teacher Zhang said there may be ghosts attacking people in these two days~"
"..." Xu Yongdao had a black line on his head.
"Mom, that old man is a lunatic. Don't believe him. There are still ghosts in this era. Okay, I'll go back and take a rest before going to work. Mom, please pay attention to your health at home."
"You kid! How can you say that to Teacher Zhang? Listen to my son, go back quickly..."
"Okay, okay, I understand, Mom." Xu Yongdao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and he was even more perfunctory.