Crazy, boys and girls, to be precise, young people are crazy.
Starting around 8:30 that night, people began to post similar posts on the Internet.
It is said that there are people patrolling at night in my community or near my home. They are all uncles and aunts, and they are all spontaneous!
No, it’s not spontaneous, it was initiated by branches of the local Zhang’s longevity boxing association and longevity boxing groups in various communities!
Oh my God, do you just listen to Lao Zhang?
Aren’t they just ghosts? We believe it, but it’s not enough even if we believe it!
Many young people didn't believe it when they saw someone posting this kind of post online. Some looked down from their balconies, while others went straight out to look.
Sure enough, under the streetlight downstairs, a row of old men and women were walking around, chatting and stretching their muscles. The leader was wearing an armband on his arm.
It's too far away to see clearly, but it is indeed an armband.
Moreover, this group of uncles and aunties are still trying to persuade some young people who are alone to go home quickly.
A barbecue stall in northern China.
"Drink, the barbecue here is quite good."
"Well, we haven't seen each other for almost five years since graduation, right? Come on, try this~" On the pony next to the barbecue stall, two young people were eating skewers and drinking draft beer.
The owner of the stall is busy, spreading cumin and oil on the barbecue. The smell of charcoal fire, the aroma of barbecued meat, and the sound of the sizzling meat skewers under the flame are extremely tempting.
But while they were grilling, the young barbecue stall owner was stunned.
I saw five old men and women wearing armbands walking over not far away.
The barbecue stall owner's heart skipped a beat, what's going on? Isn't it allowed to set up a stall here?
The ban on setting up stalls is also under the control of the urban management, not the uncles and aunts in the community, right? And I used to have barbecues here every day and it was okay, right?
Looking at the five adults and aunts who came, the barbecue stall owner was a little confused.
Not only him, but the two young men who were jerking off their strings were also stunned and confused.
"Young man, it's getting late, go home quickly."
"Yes, you two too, go back quickly, there may be ghosts at night."
what?
The three of them have black lines on their heads.
"Mom, are you kidding? What the hell is going on? Stop making trouble, I still have business to do."
"Auntie, you guys, did you read Zhang Jiangang's announcement and actually do what he said? Oh my god, no, there's no such thing as a ghost!" One of the young people who was masturbating was speechless.
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"You young man, why don't you believe it? Listen to my aunt and go back quickly. It's not a good thing to stay out so late."
"..." The young man had a black line on his head.
"Young man, if someone knocks on the door after you go back at night, don't open the door, especially if it's like "dong~dong dong dong~". Send us a WeChat message immediately, or just shout loudly. We will go there as soon as possible. Come on,
This is WeChat, scan it. There are instructions for seeing ghosts on it, be sure to read it, you know?"
"..." The young man cried, and his friend who had just arrived from other places was even dumbfounded.
When did we young people become a vulnerable group?
"Auntie, please stop making trouble. You should go home and look after your children. If there is a ghost, are you not afraid that something will happen to your children at home?"
"It's okay. My son practices Teacher Zhang's other exercises. And we old people come out to patrol in shifts. There are people in our community."
"..."
"Be obedient, don't let us old men and women worry, go back early."
"Also, drink less. Things are not going right these days. Go back early and go take a look outside."
"..." After holding the wine glasses and raising them for a long time, listening to these elders and aunties giving lessons for a long time, the two young men's kebabs were cold.
I thought that the group of adults and aunties would leave after they finished talking and would not come back later. However, after the two of them ate for more than ten minutes, the group of adults and aunts came back again.
"You kids, why are you so disobedient? What will your parents do if something happens? Go back quickly, look at you drinking so much~"
"..."
"Pack it up, boss, pack it up~" went crazy, and the two young people were forced to pack it up and take it away to eat.
"Don't forget to read more information sent by WeChat group. Don't be afraid when you meet ghosts~"
"..." I know, I know uncle and auntie, I will delete WeChat when I get back!
This is actually quite lucky. Both sides are easy to talk to, but there are also some people who have bad tempers. For example, this night, there were quarrels between adults and young people, and they even started to quarrel and fight each other out of desperation.
However, what I thought was a one-sided situation turned out to be that young people were abused!
"For your own good, you dare to do something! Go back! Hurry! Be careful, I'll beat you up!" A certain old man scolded with his bull's-eye eyes, making several young people so angry that they were speechless.
Of course, this is just an example. The old people also come from the young people, so if there are virtuous people among the young people, then there must be some among the old people! Don't complain about anyone.
In addition to normal streets, even some Internet cafes, bars, KTVs and other places frequented by young people are guarded by uncles and aunts.
What's going on? Didn't we agree that ghosts are coming? Why are you so excited than us?
And not only people were mobilized, but adults and aunts also used their brains and even the pets at home came in handy. Countless adults and aunts in a certain community pulled out all the pet dogs at home and took them on patrol.
Otherwise, Teacher Zhang said that dogs and many animals are spiritual.
As if overnight, the number of old men and women out walking their dogs suddenly increased.
At night, in the woods of a certain university.
"Did you miss me?"
"What do you think? Come on, give me a hug~"
"Don't, don't let anyone see you."
"There's no one here, but there are so many mosquitoes that I'm all bitten~ Come on, let me hug you." As he said this, a certain boy was about to hug himself in this place where teachers and students in colleges and universities have become lovers.
girlfriend.
"Young man, what are you doing?" A voice suddenly came from behind, and then the light of a flashlight came over.
Then, there was the sound of dogs barking.
"Sir, don't take that photo, it's glaring~ it's dazzling~ it's a normal relationship between a man and a woman, it's very pure to be in love but not polite~" The boy was so frightened that he almost lost his soul.
The girls also looked embarrassed in the night.
"Don't stay here. You are still in the woods in the middle of the night. Aren't you afraid of ghosts? Go back to the dormitory~" The uncle even raised his armband as he spoke.
The young people were miserable.
Although in fact not all uncles and aunties have come out, only a small part. But don’t forget, the base is huge.
During the two days when Zhang Jiangang was away from the negotiations, the elders and aunties of Changshou Boxing stepped forward to support the show!
Of course, believing in and supporting Zhang Jiangang is one thing. I guess these uncles and aunties are also joining in the fun, and they are just idle anyway.
In addition, the aunts and uncles did not just go up to chase people away. Most of the time, they patrolled normally and sometimes chatted with young people.
But once it gets late at night, if you find a young person walking alone, the adults will definitely go up.
Time passed very quickly, and two days passed in the blink of an eye. During these two days, everyone seemed to have forgotten Zhang Jiangang’s announcement, and all their minds were occupied with the patrolling uncles and aunties.
Where are the ghosts? Lao Zhang, where are the ghosts you mentioned and where is your promise to us!
If this continues, the ghost will not come, and we will be turned into ghosts. On the Internet, there are a lot of complaints, and even protests, protests against disturbing the people, and protests against these uncles and aunties messing around.
Two days have passed, and none of the ghosts that Lao Zhang mentioned in the announcement have appeared, but the uncles and aunts have appeared! And if so many ghosts have come to this world as Lao Zhang said, why is there almost no movement at all on the Internet?
Everyone has seen two or three similar posts from the beginning to the end. The ratio is not right, right? Who knows if it is a prank by some ghost writers?
If there really were so many ghosts, the Internet would have been in chaos.
Moreover, even Lao Zhang’s Longteng app and official website have been blocked, and the ban has still not been lifted!
Young people are complaining on the Internet.
However, at about 4:40 pm on the third day, a piece of news caught the attention of many young people and shocked them even more.
A domestic portal reported that just a few days ago, the heads of many African countries were attacked, and at the same time, wars and mutinies broke out in four other countries including Canada!
In addition, according to unknown European media, similar things have happened in Europe!
This news was deleted less than ten minutes after it came out, but it still caused quite a shock among young Chinese netizens.
Without him, that’s what Lao Zhang said in the notice a few days ago!
Of course, when I saw this news, some people thought of that announcement, but most of them didn't think much about it. After all, Zhang Jiangang was talking about a ghost attack, and the news only said that he had been attacked, and the news from Europe did not mention it at all.
Mention something about ghosts.
Everyone subconsciously thought it was terrorists who did it. Moreover, West Africa is usually quite chaotic.
In any case, such a large-scale attack on the head of state still shocked everyone, and the Internet was even more hotly discussed about it that night.
And in this atmosphere and rhythm, night slowly fell~