Chapter 26 Lao Zhao: Please listen to my explanation
Old Zhao, Old Zhao, you are drifting!
It’s so impactful and eye-catching!
Although Lao Zhao actually looks like he is forty-seven or eighteen years old now, although according to the average life expectancy of the county, Lao Zhao is still considered a young man.
But after all, Zhang Jiangang and Lao Hu are people who came together with Lao Zhao, and everyone still regards themselves as sixty-year-old uncles.
Just now, they said that the Four Heavenly Kings would not look for young girls, but now it’s good, their face is hot and swollen to death!
When Wuling Hongguang got up, he was excited when he saw Lao Hu and his eldest brother Zhang Jiangang seeing him. Lao Zhao's face was burning.
The hot girl was still holding Lao Zhao's neck and printing small strawberries, but the embarrassed Lao Zhao quickly pushed the girl away.
"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, it's not good for others to see." Lao Zhao added while gently pushing away.
"What's wrong? I hate it~ You were tampering just now, why are you saying now that it's not good for others to see you?"
"..."
Lao Zhao broke into a cold sweat.
Then there was a squeak and Lao Zhao quickly stopped the car.
"Brother! Lao Hu!" Lao Zhao excitedly ran towards Zhang Jiangang and Lao Hu as soon as he got off the car.
It's...it's really you! You're back!" Lao Zhao said excitedly as he held their hands, especially Zhang Jiangang's.
At the same time, seeing the car stop and Lao Zhao walking towards an old man and a middle-aged man, the hot girl was a little unhappy and chased after him.
"Who are they? Husband, why did they stop suddenly?" The hot girl got out of the passenger seat and asked.
"Go, go, don't cause trouble, go back first, and be obedient." Lao Zhao looked embarrassed, and even looked at Zhang Jiangang and Lao Hu guiltily as he spoke.
"..."
Then the hot girl's face changed slightly, and she pursed her lips, "I hate it! Just now, I called them a jealous person, but now they have become a fool. Who are they? Is it more important than me?"
"..." Cold sweat broke out on Lao Zhao's forehead.
"Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, we are just friends." Old Zhao wiped his cold sweat and said while holding Old Hu's hand.
"Go back quickly! Hurry up, be sensible, and go quickly!" Although his words were harsh, Lao Zhao's tone was actually very gentle.
Obviously, Lao Zhao is not just playing games, he probably has real feelings for this hot girl.
However, the hot girl was not happy and stamped her feet angrily.
The more this happens, the more bored the two of them become.
"..." Are you just spreading dog food in front of us two single old dogs?
"No, Lao Zhao, where are we going? Let me introduce you." Holding Lao Zhao's hand, Lao Hu watched the excitement and was not afraid of getting into trouble.
"Yes, Lao Zhao, let me introduce my brothers and sisters." Zhang Jiangang also said with a smile.
Lao Zhao's face turned red and he glared back, "What do you mean you are standing here? Why don't you go back quickly?"
Be careful, please go back quickly, okay? Just treat it as a big brother and beg you, I have something serious to do.
Under Lao Zhao's repeated warnings, the hot girl finally left, pursed her lips, got into the Wuling Hongguang, and then drove to the parking space of Lao Zhao's house.
"I can't move it, so you can move it yourself!" As he went upstairs, he pointed to a pile of freshly stuffed sausages in the car, and shouted to Old Zhao from afar in a coquettish and deliberately angry manner.
"..."
"Okay, okay, I understand, come up quickly, come up quickly!" Lao Zhao said, wiping his cold sweat.
"Hmph~" Stomping her feet and stepping on her high heels, the hot girl went upstairs angrily.
"Pfft~" Seeing this scene, Lao Hu couldn't hold back anymore and burst out laughing.
As for Comrade Lao Zhang, it was the same, the smile on his face was almost bursting out.
"Okay, Old Zhao, the two of us suffered in the 64th plane, and your little life has been quite fruitful." Zhang Jiangang even teased.
"It's not moisturizing, it's quite moisturizing, isn't it, Lao Zhao? But how can you do it with your body?" Lao Hu also joked.
Lao Zhao scratched his scalp in embarrassment, "Don't, don't, don't, it's human nature to eat and drink. Besides, why are you so feudal?" Lao Hu took Zhang Jiangang's hand and said, "I'm the one at my age.
A young man, what’s wrong with me finding someone younger? Besides, he’s not married and I’m not married, so he..."
"Okay, okay, okay, we all understand."
"By the way, Lao Zhao, how old is this child?" Lao Hu asked even more.
"What kind of child is she? She's a few years younger than me, and she's also a monk." Old Zhao said.
"How much younger? How much younger are you?"
"Ahem, he must be five or six years younger."
"How many?"
"Ahem, fifteen or sixteen years old?"
"Who are you fooling?"
"Really! Why don't you believe it? She is really over forty!" Old Zhao became anxious.
This time, Lao Zhao really didn't lie. The other party was indeed forty-three years old. It was just because of his cultivation, and most importantly, because he usually dressed up, so he looked only in his twenties.
"But don't look at her like that. In fact, she has a good heart. Just that kind of temper, don't think too much about it." Lao Zhao was still afraid that Zhang Jiangang and Lao Hu would think wrong, so he hurriedly explained.
"Haha, okay. I'm only in my forties? Are you sure? Why don't I look the same?" Lao Hu still wanted to joke.
"Okay, forget it, stop making trouble, that girl is indeed in her forties, she just looks young." Zhang Jiangang has an upgraded version of Little Red Book, so he can see the other person's age clearly at once.
Lao Zhao's girlfriend is indeed only forty-three years old. To be honest, with Lao Zhao's current image, strength, and the current environment of average life expectancy, it is not too much for Lao Zhao to find a forty-six-year-old.
This age gap is barely acceptable, after all, where is Lao Zhao's current visual age. But if Lao Zhao really finds a girl in her early twenties, or even in her teens, it will be really eye-catching.
The main reason is that the girl looks too young, probably because she has taken good care of herself before practicing.
Not to mention now, even before the recovery of spiritual energy, there were still a lot of rich women and rich men looking for little fresh meat and little sisters.
"You see, you don't believe my words, and you don't believe my brother's words either. Moreover, this girl is really infatuated with me, and it's hard to refuse her kindness. You don't know who Lao Zhao is." Hearing Zhang Jiangang say good things for himself,
Lao Zhao breathed a sigh of relief, and his embarrassment and anxiety became much calmer.
"..."
Is it hard to refuse such kindness? I believe you, you are such a bad old man.
In addition, Zhang Jiangang doesn't want to get involved in other people's private affairs. As long as both parties are mutually agreeable, or each other thinks it's their true love, it doesn't matter if he gets involved.
"Big brother still believes in me the most. It's great, big brother. You are finally back. You miss me so much! Come and give me a hug!" As he said this, Lao Zhao excitedly gave Zhang Jiangang a bear hug.
To be honest, Lao Zhao, who has been having a lot of trouble recently with the longevity boxing association and the cultivation department, is a little disheartened.
Moreover, Lao Zhao subconsciously thought that Zhang Jiangang would never come back, so he was living his life in a muddle-duck manner. He did not want to get involved in the affairs of the Longevity Boxing Association and the Cultivation Department, which were too tiring.
After all, Lao Zhao, Lao Song, Lao Yu and Lao Yu Lu Deming are not the same kind of people. Lao Zhao is more naughty.
It was precisely in this way that Lao Zhao gave that hot girl an opportunity.
"Let go, look at the sausage smell in your hands!" Seeing Old Zhao Xiong hugging him, Zhang Jiangang was happy in his heart and looked disgusted at the same time.
"I see you have so many sausages hanging upstairs and you still buy them. Why do you have so many sausages? Don't smear oil on me!" When he saw this guy let go, he even poured the grease from the sausages on himself.
Wipe it, Zhang Jiangang cursed speechlessly.
"Hehe, okay." Lao Zhao said awkwardly, "Didn't the price of pork and swine fever and the ferocious beast plague increase some time ago? I thought it could still go up, so I bought more at that time. Who knew it would drop again? I'll pay for it."
Got me." Lao Zhao returned.
"..."
"Okay, okay, let's quickly find a place to talk about what has happened in China in the past few months." Zhang Jiangang said.
"Okay." Lao Zhao nodded desperately, with a look of excitement on his face.