On a hot day, the air conditioner couldn't be turned on, the fan couldn't be turned on, the door couldn't be opened, and there were knocks on the door from time to time. It was simply worse than death.
And this was not over yet. The next morning, the man finally opened the door and unlocked it. He arrived at the garage and was about to drive his son to school. However, the next moment there were four bangs, bangs, bangs, all four tires were blown, and the engine was even buzzing.
The buzzing sound was weak. When I got out of the car, I saw that the two exhaust pipes had been blocked with steel wire balls at some point.
"I am Cao!" Seeing this scene, the exhausted man who had been smoking for a long time cursed angrily.
Adjust monitoring, adjust monitoring immediately!
It’s just a blind spot for monitoring~
What's even more terrible is that he finally found someone to repair and replace the tire. What made the man desperate was that when he was driving downstairs from the company in the afternoon, the tire burst again and was blocked by steel wire balls.
Not only her car, but my wife called to say that her Beetle also had nails stuck in it and was blocked with steel balls at the shop where she often gets her nails done.
Likewise, perfect surveillance blind spot~
Oh my God, the ghosts are still there! Ghosts are not so scary~
He even knows where I work!
He even knows where my wife often gets her nails done!
What's even worse is that because the car had a flat tire, I couldn't pick up my son from school. As a result, the teacher called and said that my son had been picked up by an old man holding an umbrella.
Crazy! Really crazy!
Fortunately, when the man returned home, he saw his son standing at the door of his house, trembling and crying, as if he had lost his soul.
What's even worse is that these things happened for several days in a row.
You are stupid, son, just follow him when he picks you up!
"Dad, I'm afraid~ I don't want to go to this school anymore." The little fat man cried.
Zhang Jiangang didn't know about these things, and Dayin Bi Laoyu didn't tell him either. They all heard about them later.
Zhang Jiangang only knew that the police came to look for Lao Yu in the past few days and took him away.
However, I was released in the afternoon and criticized and educated. There should be no strong evidence or other reasons.
Furthermore, the little fat boy changed schools and lost weight.
Of course, his parents also paid compensation and apologized. And it is said that he rushed to Jiuji Elementary School to apologize two weeks after the transfer. In other words, Lao Yu did not let him go after he transferred to a school called Chaoxing Experimental Primary School.
At the same time, during this period, Zhang’s longevity boxing classification standard was officially launched to the public. Of course, it attracted complaints from young people on the Internet.
What's the situation? Even doing health exercises has to be divided into different levels, and it's divided into nine levels. Will square dancing also need to be divided into different levels someday? It's too outrageous.
Of course, these are those who do not have elderly people at home or who have never practiced longevity boxing. Those netizens whose parents and grandparents have practiced longevity boxing at home do not think so.
Zhang Jiangang divided the practice effects of the first part of Zhang's Longevity Boxing into nine stages.
Since one cannot be considered a monk without spiritual energy, the divisions into these nine levels are actually very general.
Levels one to three are low levels, mainly reflected in the improvement of energy and spirit. Zhang Jiangang has divided these three levels in detail. For example, students who are new to the level are all in level one. For example, students in level three are sensitive to colds, wind, and colds.
My resistance, appetite, sleep, etc. have been significantly improved, and my memory has also become better.
Of course, the ability will also be slightly improved.
The fourth to sixth levels of longevity boxing belong to intermediate students. Students at this stage have one characteristic, that is, their strength has become stronger! Their strength may show the strength of up to ten years younger, and they also have endurance!
Of course, most of them are within five years, unless they are extremely talented.
This description is actually very general, but the students themselves can definitely feel the significant changes in strength.
For example, the overall physical condition of a thirty-year-old person is definitely very different from that of a twenty-year-old person. A normal person can feel it, otherwise he would not be soaking wolfberry in a thermos cup.
Zhang Jiangang paid great attention to the seventh, eighth and ninth sections of Longevity Boxing launched by Zhang Jiangang.
The mark of the old man at this level is that he already has a certain attack ability! Whether it is in terms of strength, speed, explosive power, endurance, etc.!
In short, you'd better not mess with those who have practiced longevity boxing above the seventh level.
Especially for the ninth dan, the young and strong man on the side is no match for him. If he is accidentally injured by the old man, there is no reason to say it.
Moreover, men who have reached this level generally have a hot body and may like to wear a small vest to dissipate heat. This is because their current metabolic capacity does not match the age and function of their body.
Of course, the most important thing is that Zhang Jiangang reminds these uncles and aunts above the seventh degree to avoid getting angry with others, otherwise it will be too late to regret if something happens.
In addition, although the statistics are not complete, according to the feedback information collected, at least 7 uncles and aunties in China have reached the ninth level of longevity boxing.
There are at least 121 eight-stage ones, and hundreds of seven-stage ones!
After the introduction of the rank, Zhang Jiangang directly matched the rhythm of the rank training.
For example, as your rank improves, the rhythm will also change when practicing longevity boxing following the tutorials and music!
This is the key point. After all, the original version is for beginners. Once you advance to level 7 or above, the previous rhythm will no longer match and you will feel restless.
To this end, Zhang Jiangang also launched the intermediate and advanced soundtracks of Zhang's longevity boxing.
Zhang Jiangang put a lot of effort into the rhythm of these two songs in order to match them, so they are definitely not directly copied from the two songs from the previous life on Earth. If the rhythm is wrong, something will happen.
Both songs have strong national characteristics.
The new soundtrack for sections 4 to 6 of Longevity Boxing is "Moonlight over the Lotus Pond", which flows through the heart like a stream.
The new soundtrack for the 7th and 89th levels is "Horse Harnessing", which is the man roping a horse. Along with the music, it feels like riding a horse into the endless prairie, feeling relaxed and happy, forgetting the good and the bad, and letting yourself go.
Uncle, you finally changed the song. If you don’t change it, we will all vomit!
Once the two square dances were released, they quickly dominated the Chinese music charts and squares in major districts.
In fact, Zhang Jiangang wanted to launch Little Apple at first, but gave up after thinking about it because it didn't quite match his 'age' and 'identity', and it was difficult to adjust the rhythm.
And the other side.
We are fully prepared to enter the children's industry, including children's healthy gymnastics and children's dance tutorials.
However, Zhang Jiangang was still worried, because it was difficult to thoroughly promote and cover these things, and the attention was not high. Therefore, Zhang Jiangang came up with another small killer weapon.
"Dad, the downloads of the two sets of tutorials have exceeded 10 million~ You... what are you doing, Dad?"
At a film and television base in Donghai City, Zhang Wenjun, who came with Xiao Lele, looked at his father Zhang Jiangang who was gesticulating on the set excitedly and said, with a cute look on his face.
And on the foot of the studio of the film and television base is written the "Pig Man" crew.
"Mr. Zhang, will our childhood be ruined if we make this children's drama?" Li Ke, the great director who was pulled over to film the children's drama as a nominal producer, couldn't help but said as he watched Zhang Jiangang come here every day during this period.
That is to say, Zhang Jiangang, if someone else asked a great director like himself to make a children's drama, I would definitely break off relations with him. Wouldn't it be enough to make it into a cartoon? Why should it be made into a real person?
You are insulting me!
Fortunately, it was in name, otherwise I would have collapsed.
Director Li Ke didn't know that it would be too late to make some things into cartoons.
Moreover, what is exaggerated is that the co-sponsors of this children's drama include Wudang, Shaolin, Emei... Kongtong and other six major sects.
What's even more terrible is that not only is it a children's drama, Mr. Zhang also requires the protagonist Pigman to perform the so-called "Pig Five Elements Fist" in every episode of "Pig Man".
It's said to be boxing, but it's actually more like children's dance or gymnastics. Of course, there are some cool signature moves in it.
Moreover, Mr. Zhang taught in person.
Mr. Zhang said, the more childish the better, because this is for preschoolers under six years old.
Looking at Comrade Zhang on the set, he said, "Oh, it's over 10 million? Okay, okay." He nodded perfunctorily, and Zhang Jiangang walked towards the kid wearing the Pig Man hood.
"Come on, kid, practice with grandpa again. The movements must be standard, you know? Because if you practice wrong, the children watching TV will also practice wrong with you. You know, come and learn from grandpa~ Xiao Li, in the later stage
Let them add 50-cent special effects here~"
"..."
"Yes, I understand, Grandpa Zhang."
The next moment, Comrade Lao Zhang was in front, the young actor was behind, and there were a group of children watching from the back. Zhang Jiangang practiced "Pig Five Elements Fist: Fire Dance Fist".
The movements are very easy to remember and very fun, but who knew that this was a cultivation technique for preschoolers on the earth in the previous life.
"Child, you have to add lines to your mouth~"
"Yeah, yeah, maintain peace, save the world, Pig Five Elements Fist: Fire Dance Fist!" The little boy wearing Pig Man's hood shouted seriously.
The cultivating version of the "cartoon" that ruins childhood is about to be released online. Please give me some recommendations, rewards, book lists, collections, and go to sleep. Good night~