Everyone was confused after hearing this, and Dugu Xiude asked: "I just drink, how come I'm still locked up?"
Changsun Wuji didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He glanced at the housekeeper and said, "Butler, it's up to you to speak."
The butler responded and took over the words: "I would like to inform you, gentlemen, when Zhulu Hou was very drunk, he climbed on the table and recited poems. It happened to be that His Majesty was visiting the Supreme Emperor. When he saw that Zhulu Hou was incompetent, he scolded him. Unexpectedly, Zhulu Hou was drunk.
He was so powerful that he didn't even recognize His Majesty, and thought that His Majesty was the Eunuch Gao who came to deliver the decree, and..." The butler grinned and said, "He also recited a poem."
"Poetry?" Gao Shilian was impatient and said: "You are a bitch, what's the point of showing off? Tell me everything about what's going on. Be careful to get beaten!"
The housekeeper did not dare to be negligent and said hurriedly: "This is what Zhulu Hou said: Li Mu wrote a hundred poems about drinking wine and slept in a restaurant in Chang'an City. The emperor couldn't come to court because he was summoned by the emperor because he was a wine fairy. After reciting, he fell drunk.
It's on the table. His Majesty was so angry that he was sent to Dali Temple to be imprisoned for questioning. Now he is sleeping in the Dali Temple prison."
"..."
There was deathly silence, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward.
Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, and they all saw the word "speechless" in each other's eyes.
It's not that they don't understand Li Mu's behavior at all. This boy is talented, arrogant, weird, and even ridiculous at times, but no one thought that he could be so ridiculous. There are hundreds of poems about drinking wine.
, you can brag and no one can care about you. But the last two sentences are too arrogant. The emperor calls you and you can’t go to court. The emperor asks you to go to court and you don’t go. Just because I am a wine-drinking fairy, you still put yourself in trouble.
Became a god?
I said it in front of His Majesty!
He even regarded His Majesty as a eunuch!
Everyone's thoughts were surprisingly unanimous at this moment. Your Majesty is so kind. If it were him, Li Mu's head would have been kicked as a ball by now. Moreover, this also showed the importance of Li Mu in Li Shimin's heart from the side. Everyone
He couldn't help but pretend to be Li Mu, and secretly wondered how Li Shimin would react if he said these words. Even the company commander Sun Wuji couldn't guarantee that his end would be any better than that of Li Mu.
After a while, everyone barely digested this matter. Gao Shilian cleared his throat and asked, "How is the Emperor doing?"
"Uh..." The butler hesitated again. Gao Shilian didn't talk nonsense to him. He raised his hand and opened his mouth. He cured the butler's problem in one go. He covered the beaten left cheek and said it like he was pouring beans out of a bamboo tube.
: "The Supreme Emperor also drank too much. I heard the news that Zhuluhou recited poems and the Supreme Emperor danced. When His Majesty sent people to arrest Zhuluhou, the Supreme Emperor also said, who dares to arrest my brother..." After saying this, the housekeeper carefully said
He glanced at Gao Shilian, lowered his head and said, "Old Duke, this is what a villain knows."
Gao Shilian was dumbfounded, took a deep breath, and then waved his hand, telling the butler to get out. The butler glanced at Changsun Wuji, who nodded, and the butler ran away quickly. This slap was really unjust, for he is so old.
Okay, why is your strength still so low?
Gao Shilian frowned and wondered: "What kind of ecstasy soup did Li Mu pour into the Supreme Emperor? What's the matter? The Supreme Emperor called him a brother... This, this, is the Supreme Emperor confused?"
Only Gao Shilian dared to say this. Gao Shilian was the uncle of Empress Changsun, and Changsun Wuji's siblings had no father. His uncle was just like his father, and he was Li Yuan's in-laws. Others thought the same in their hearts, but did not dare to say it out loud.
Changsun Wuji felt incredible when he heard this, but he suddenly thought of what a young eunuch in the palace had mentioned to him, and he was no longer surprised. He said, "Uncle, you must not criticize the Supreme Emperor. However, the Supreme Emperor really looks at Li Mu differently."
When he asked to sacrifice to the Taimiao, he wanted to recognize him as his godson, but the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty stopped him, so the matter was dropped. Later I heard that on the night when the Supreme Emperor moved out of the Taiji Palace, he and Li Mu got drunk, and the two of them got drunk.
He also climbed up to the roof of Taiji Palace... Now it seems that this matter must be true. Well, let's not speculate for now. His Majesty Long Yan is furious. I'd better go and take a look first and inquire about the situation. I'll do it today.
It's over, I will inform you all in time if there is any news. Uncle, please go back and wait for the news."
"That's all we can do." Gao Shilian nodded, rolled up his sleeves and left. Everyone else also greeted Changsun Wuji, then said goodbye and left.
After seeing off the guests, Changsun Wuji immediately ordered someone to prepare a carriage. When the housekeeper received the news, he sent people to keep an eye on Li Shimin's carriage.
Heaven and Earth. At the same time, a carriage came out of the Yongning County Duke's residence, also heading in the direction of Heaven and Earth.
In the heaven and earth, a group of people were kneeling in the lobby on the first floor. They were all 'employees' of the heaven and earth. An hour ago, they all participated in the 'wine banquet', eating meat, drinking wine, and singing songs together, so happy. Now one
They were kneeling like eggplants beaten by frost, not daring to raise their heads. Seeing Li Shimin's furious look just now, many people were so frightened that they woke up from their drinks. The more they thought about it, the more frightened they became, for fear of the meal they had just eaten.
, became his own bread and butter.
Li Shimin's roar came from the private room reserved by the royal family.
"Asshole! The most asshole! I just indulged him too much! Look, what has happened!" Li Shimin grabbed Eunuch Gao, stared at him and asked: "Gao Gan, did you see it? Did you see him just now?
No look! Ha, what's going on? Yes! The emperor can't come to court just because I am a wine-drinking fairy? Bah..." Li Shimin suddenly paused and changed his words: "I! Bah! I'm so young!
, Comparing yourself to a god? I am the emperor, and I didn’t even say that I was a god. How dare he say that he is a god?!"
Eunuch Gao was really about to cry. Li Shimin's spitting stars were sprayed in his face, but he didn't dare to hide. He thought to himself, Your Majesty, what does this have to do with me? I am not the one who wrote the poem, and I am not the one who is angry with you.
Me, why are you spraying me...
Li Shimin let go of Eunuch Gao and glared at Little Eunuch Chen, who was kneeling on the ground, shaking like chaff. Li Shimin raised his leg and kicked him. Li Shimin is thirty-two years old this year, in his prime, and he is a military commander, and there is nothing wrong with it.
Keep your hands, isn't the strength unusual? If little Eunuch Chen hadn't had a little bit of skill, this kick would have kicked him half to death. Even so, he rolled several times and hit the wall before stopping. No.
If you dare to cry out in pain, you will crawl back quickly.
"You bitch slave!" Li Shimin cursed bitterly: "I asked you to serve the Emperor, and this is how you served him? Please give me an explanation, what is going on! When the Emperor was in the palace, he didn't act like this.
"Excuse me, why are you still dancing after leaving the palace? You still have no manners! Don't you know how to stop it?!"
Little Eunuch Chen banged his head on the ground and cried: "Your Majesty, I tried to stop you, but I couldn't stop you! I'm a slave who talks softly, but it doesn't matter. In front of the Supreme Emperor, I'm not even as good as a dog! How can I compare to Zhulu Hou?"
It was very important in the heart of the Supreme Emperor. When Marquis Zhulu came today, he had a bad temper and even scolded the slave. He gave the slave money and asked the slave to buy a banquet. How could the slave dare to say no? Wait.
When the slave came back, he started drinking with the Supreme Emperor. Before the slave could even say anything to persuade him, he was dismissed. The slave was helpless, so he sent the news to the palace. Everything the slave could do has been done. Please understand, Your Majesty.
ah!"
Young Eunuch Chen's words were obviously trying to shirk the blame, but they were not very different from the facts. He had no choice but to say otherwise, and his life would have been difficult to save. At this critical moment, a Taoist friend who dies will not die in poverty.
I can only say I'm sorry!
Li Shimin was not so angry that he lost his mind. He knew that what little Eunuch Chen said was probably the truth. But he had nowhere to vent his anger, so he had to catch someone unlucky. Li Shimin stared at him and asked: "I ask you, you
Tell the truth, if you dare to hide anything, I will chop you up!"
Hearing this, young Eunuch Chen was not sad but happy that his life had been saved. He quickly kowtowed and said: "I know everything I know, and I don't tell you everything I know!"
"Why did the Supreme Emperor become brothers with that boy Li Mu? Did that boy bewitch the Supreme Emperor?"
"This..." Little Eunuch Chen raised his head and looked at Li Shimin's face. He didn't see anything, so he had to glance at Eunuch Gao. Eunuch Gao knew in his heart that he was not sure of the emperor's thoughts. He didn't know whether to add insult to injury or take Li Mu's place.
Well said. He secretly cursed you as an idiot and wanted to ignore it, but when he thought about calling him godfather for so many years, he still couldn't bear it. He opened his mouth and reminded: "Whatever you know, just say it. Tell it in detail. It's time."
,What are you still hesitating about?”
When young Eunuch Chen heard this, he understood clearly in his heart. What his godfather meant was to tell the truth, don't add jealousy. Before he could think about it carefully, young Eunuch Chen hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, I really don't blame Zhulu Hou for this matter. There is something.
You may not know this... when the Supreme Emperor moved out of the Taiji Palace, he once left Zhulu Hou to drink in the palace. After drinking too much, he... went to his room."
"house?"
"Tai, Taiji Hall," Little Eunuch Chen's voice became lower and lower: "Zhulu Hou climbed up there to avoid drinking, and the Supreme Emperor climbed up to get drunk. They both went to the room, and the Supreme Emperor was still making trouble.
I have to bow to Zhulu Hou, but fortunately Zhulu Hou still had some sense left at that time, otherwise..." Little Eunuch Chen looked at Li Shimin carefully and did not dare to continue.
Li Shimin was stunned when he heard this.
Going to bed?
Tai Chi Hall?
Wait! Li Shimin suddenly overreacted, glared at Little Eunuch Chen, grabbed the teacup on the table and threw it over, cursing: "Asshole! What do you mean, you mean I have to thank Li Mu? Fortunately, he didn't agree.
, if he agrees, do I have to change my name and call him uncle?"
Little Eunuch Chen turned pale with fright. He didn't know what to say, so he quickly started kowtowing again: "I don't mean that, I'm in a panic. Please forgive me, Your Majesty!"