Li Mu was familiar with Bai Qiaoqiao's work and rest habits, and knew that she would take a bath before going to bed, so he was not in a hurry. Instead, he spent half an hour in the studio to practice the mechanism skill points, and calculated the time accurately. It was almost the moonlight.
At the end of the day, I came out of the studio under the moonlight.
Take three things with you, one is the incense, the other is the mask, and the third is the fire mask. With these three treasures, you will definitely be successful tonight.
However, Li Mu didn't know that a little incident happened a quarter of an hour ago.
But Bai Qiaoqiao and Zhang Tianai returned to the guest room, the maid brought water, and they took a bath together. Bai Qiaoqiao kept thinking about why Li Mu didn't bother her today, thinking that Li Mu was unhappy or angry with her.
Or maybe he didn't care about her anymore. The little daughter's thoughts couldn't stop anymore and she started to feel resentful.
Zhang Tianai noticed what he was saying and couldn't help but tell what happened at noon today, saying: "He is so angry that he can't think so much as you. You don't need to pay attention to him. With his thick skin, he will be like this tomorrow."
It’s like nothing happened.”
"Sister misunderstood my husband." After hearing this, Bai Qiaoqiao said distressedly: "My husband told me about Yingluo. He just felt sorry for her and wanted to help her. How could my sister think of such a thing?
If my husband really liked that girl, he wouldn't let her out of the house, sister said, right?"
"What is it!" Zhang Tianai said angrily: "I think you have been poisoned by him! Although I have no experience, I also know that a man's words cannot be trusted. Does it mean that he is okay if he lets him out? What if it is?
Wouldn’t it be more convenient to go outside the house?”
"My husband won't do it."
"You are just stupid, you don't even know you were deceived by him."
Bai Qiaoqiao puffed up her mouth in displeasure. She didn't like to argue with others, especially Zhang Tianai, whom she liked and respected, and she didn't want to argue with him. But the displeasure in her heart was written on her face.
You can't hide it even if you want to.
Zhang Tianai rarely saw Bai Qiaoqiao so angry, and he felt a little apologetic when he saw it. After all, they were a couple, and he was an outsider after all. After hesitating, he came forward and said, "Good sister, are you angry with your sister?"
"No." Bai Qiaoqiao said firmly, climbed out of the tub, and said: "Since my sister said that about my husband, I'll go ask him. If my husband lied to me, I'll come back and apologize to my sister."
Zhang Tianai saw Bai Qiaoqiao's sullen expression and couldn't help but laugh: "You, you just want to go back to accompany your husband. You said it as if you were trying to argue with me. If I didn't know your temper, I would still be fooled by you."
It was a lie."
Bai Qiaoqiao's cheeks were slightly red and she said, "I just want to argue with my sister and ask her to know what my husband is like. I'll wait and I'll get back to you when I ask."
"Ha," Zhang Tianai lay on the edge of the tub, her eyes obscured by water mist, and said with a playful laugh, "Then I'll just wait and see if you come back or not."
"Don't tell my sister anymore, I'm going to ask my husband." Bai Qiaoqiao cried out in shame, put on her clothes and went out.
Zhang Tianai yawned and splashed the water a few more times. Taking a bath alone was not interesting, so he climbed out of the tub, wrapped himself in a dry cloth, put on his clothes and came to the bedside. He wiped his body lightly and put on his underwear.
He took out his hand to wipe his hair again. Before he finished wiping, he suddenly heard a noise at the window, like someone was there.
"Is this girl back?"
Zhang Tianxin felt strange, put on some clothes and walked towards the window.
Li Mu was squatting under the window sill. He happened to miss Bai Qiaoqiao and didn't know that Bai Qiaoqiao had already returned to the back house. He had just touched the window sill, put on his homemade mask, and was about to pull out the fire stick and light the incense.
, maybe because of the cold, maybe because of nervousness, my hands were a little awkward. When I was pulling the fire fold, I saw the figure on the window getting bigger and bigger, and I was so scared that I quickly fell to the ground.
The window was pushed open, and cold wind poured into the room. Zhang Tianai sneezed, looked outside, and found nothing. He thought to himself that he had heard wrong, so he frowned strangely and closed the window again.
Li Mu got up from the ground. He was covered in dust. He didn't dare to pat it, for fear of making a sound and leaking the food. Li Mu pricked his ears and listened for a long time. He waited for the candle to go out and then slowly put out the candle.
He took it out again. This time he adjusted his mentality, quickly and accurately, and pulled it out at once. The fire stick flickered, and Li Mu blew it gently, put the prepared incense stick over it and lit it.
"Little girl, it's so easy for you!"
Li Mu felt furious in his heart, but the work on his hands was meticulous. He slowly raised his hand, put Mi Xiang close to the window paper, burned a small hole and put it in. This was how it was played in the TV series he had seen in his previous life, Mi Xiang stretched his hand in
, wait for a while, the people in the room will smell the incense and fall into coma, and then...
"Hehehe..." Li Mu sneered, put out the fire, leaned against the wall with his shoulders in his arms, and waited for it to be done!
But Zhang Tianai didn't notice anything in the room and closed the window, but a woman's sixth sense told her that there was still something wrong. So she was extra careful and blew out the candles, but she didn't fall asleep. Sure enough, the faint sound sounded again.
.Zhang Tianai turned over and sat up, stretched out his hand and took the sword in his hand.
In the darkness, the light of fire is very noticeable. Zhang Tianai sat on the bed and watched helplessly as a hand rose up outside the window under the moonlight. This hand held a stick of incense, which was burned.
The window paper was stretched out
From Zhang Tianai's perspective, watching this scene is like watching a mentally retarded person.
What a stupid guy this must be, who would use such low-level tricks to plot evil while the moon is full.
Zhang Tianai rolled his eyes speechlessly. As the eldest lady of Zhangjiazhai, she had been taking the villagers to pledge goods when she was a teenager, traveling between the Western Regions and the border towns of the Tang Dynasty. She was also an old person. This kind of trivial skill was not seen on her first day.
When I was traveling around the world, I had already heard people say that it was too low-level and ridiculous. But anyone with some experience would not suffer such a disadvantage.
The person who could do such a thing in Zhuluhou Mansion could be guessed at with her buttocks. Although Zhang Tianai wanted to rush out immediately and catch this person and beat him up, she was also curious about what this guy was going to do.
What.
There are only two people in this room. Except that he is his wife, he has no reason to stun his wife, so his target can only be me.
Why is he trying to stun me?
Zhang Tianai was very curious, so she decided to wait for Li Mu to come in and catch him to reveal his true colors.
Jianghu people all have their own tips for dealing with Jianghu Daoism. The same goes for Zhang Tianai. The easiest way to deal with this kind of incense-based method is to wet a piece of cloth and cover her mouth and nose. She just took a shower and wiped her hair, so she wet it.
The dry cloth was nearby. Zhang Tianai reached for it and covered his mouth and nose. He held his breath and pretended to have fainted, waiting for Li Mu to come in.
Li Mu was not having a good time outside the window. He underestimated the winter temperature in Chang'an. He shivered from the cold and did not dare to sneeze. Finally, watching helplessly that the incense burned out, Li Mu was finally liberated and stood up and sneezed three times in a row.
, then opened the door loudly and walked in.
Due to the presence of smoke in the room, the visibility was slightly low. The feeling was like entering a mahjong parlor in winter. People who don't smoke can feel it irritating their eyes. Li Mu's eyes were a bit irritating. He rushed in and rushed in again.
He came out, lay down at the door for a while, and then turned around and went in. Naturally, he didn't dare to take off the mask. He didn't have the antidote for the incense. Wouldn't he be trapping himself if he took it off?
Li Mu first walked around the room, looked at the bathtub, clothes and other items, glanced at the hanging underwear, and clicked his tongue twice like a pervert, not sure whether it was praise or ridicule. Zhang Tianai turned his back to
Li Mu gritted her teeth tightly. She interpreted Li Mu's attitude as ridicule, because she herself had compared that she was not as big as Bai Qiaoqiao.
Li Mu finally wandered to the bedroom and saw that there was only one figure on the bed. He felt a little strange. I haven't stolen it yet, so why is there one missing? When he took a closer look, he was even more surprised. Why was his wife gone?
But he was not in a hurry. After a second thought, he realized that his wife might have returned to the back house, and he couldn't help but feel a sense of sweetness in his heart. It seemed that his wife still cared about him.
"Why are you fighting with me!" Li Mu put on a very arrogant look, pointed at the tip of Zhang Tianai's nose, suddenly got a naughty thought, pinched the tip of her nose, and said: "Little girl,
Lao Tzu's soul smoke, honesty? Look at your look now, 啧 ... kick my prestige? "
Li Mu lowered his head and got close to Zhang Tianai's face, stared at it carefully for a while, and said: "You are quite good-looking, but with your temper, you probably won't be able to get married. Oh, pitiful, pitiful..."
New and old grudges welled up in his heart. Li Mu squatted on the bed, curled his fingers, and aimed at Zhang Tianai's smooth forehead: "I'm just going to flick you, and I'll knock you down in revenge. Don't hide. I'm telling you, if you hide,
I played it crookedly, and it will ruin your appearance again.”
Suddenly, Zhang Tianai opened his eyes.
"Oh my God!" Li Mu was so frightened that he squatted down and sat on the bed. He pointed at Zhang Tian'ai in horror and said: "You, you, you, why didn't you faint?"
"Can you trick me with your little trick?" Zhang Tianai stretched out his hand and pulled off Li Mu's mask. Li Mu quickly held his breath and tried to escape. Zhang Taiai stretched out his long legs to block Li Mu's way, and put his sword scabbard on him.
On his neck, he said: "Why don't you try your own scent? My good Lord."
"Who is your good Lord, please let me go..." It's okay not to speak, but you will gasp for breath when you speak. This crude incense is indeed an upgraded version of inferior incense. Inhaling it into the lungs is like inhaling
Li Mu coughed twice, rolled his eyelids, and fainted as if he had taken a sip of extremely low-quality dry tobacco.
"I thought it was so powerful, let's see if I don't give it to you." Zhang Tianai bent down to catch Li Mu, but she also misjudged the power of the crude incense. She thought that her inner breath would be enough to last for a while, but she didn't expect that she would be able to hold on for a while.
After taking a breath, he also said something. He staggered and lay on Li Mu's body.